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Can I interest you guys in a bowl of homemade soup?
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>>9228868
go back to /b/
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>that cat hair
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>>9228906
Lemme grab you some
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what are your thoughts of bacon ice cream bowls? I think they're great
have some OC
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fucking gross
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Sounds nasty but I'd try it out of curiosity.
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>travel to Italy
>make friends with a trattoria owner (tiny mom and pop place)
>they invite me to cook with them
>the moment I grab the soap and start washing meat they go "wtf are you doing"
>turns out they don't wash their meat OR fruit
>turns out it's norm for all of Italy
What the fuck this is worse than Mexico at least they throw spices at meat there
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>>9228199
^^this
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This is a sub-sub-par pasta bait thread.
Kys.
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Did vegans exist during medieval times/Dark Ages? If so, how did they get by? Asking for a friend.
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I don't know how old you are, but in the dark ages you'd be an adult and you'd probably look like your grandparents at your age. You'd have 2 or 3 years left to live if you're lucky.
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>>9228164
The vast majority of Europeans subsisted on bread in the middle ages, so...technically yes. Meat, dairy and sweets were occasional foods. Alcohol was important because water was putrid and would kill you, children drank wine/ale.
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>>9228164
veganism is a reactionary movement of modern times, when we have the means to mistreat the environment in ways we couldnt before.
hence - pointless question
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>trash can in pantry
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>rubbish bin in larder
ftfy
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Make holes in bin so bag comes out easily. You're doing something wrong if it ever gets filled with enough liquid for holes to be a problem.
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>>9228109
>larder
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am i the only one that licks all the flavoring off and then eats the chip?
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>>9227991
>(((CRISPIER)))
What did (((they))) mean by this?
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>>9227991
>tfw only salt & vinegar crisps I can get over here is pringles and they cost two times as much as lay's
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>>9227991
I had a mate who used to lick the flavour off and that's it.
She'd stack them up on the side after licking them.
She had some weird mental shit where she just wouldn't eat anything ever but she'd hoover up ketamine like it was a gormet meal... and her idea of eating was licking the flavour off shit.
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ITT: pleb filter
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Will that fruitte make me high?
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>>9227936
True, and boring story;
I lived in China for a time and I bought a durian because I was told they were disgusting. I actually turned out to be pretty great, tasting something like custard mixed with onions and having the texture of cream cheese.
I put the leftovers in the fridge and went away for a short business trip. When I got back I thought there was a gas leak in my place and urgently called the local handyman to check things out. It was only when I opened the fridge that I understood what had happened.
10/10, would eat again. Has anyone tried the freeze dried stuff?
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Replacing Incompetent Woman as Family Cook. 2017-07-28 07:44:12 Post No.9227618
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Replacing Incompetent Woman as Family Cook.
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> Stuck with useless land-whale of a sister
> Can't cook or clean (literally worthless as a women gets)
> Past 4 years have been nothing but botched spaghetti and instant soup.
> She's human trash, but still family so I can't just throw her out.
> I'm fucking tired of this shit, I'm going to make her healthy and marry her off.
> Introduce the new cook. Me.
Anon, what are some low-carb meals that can get this waste taxes into a state of ketosis???
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>>9227618
Give her the dick because god knows that's the only sexual interaction you two will ever get
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>>9227618
>low carb
So you mean high fat?
You're not going to make her thin that way. She needs to be eating nutrient-dense whole plant foods :^)
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>>9227618
Keto is no more effective than plain calorie restriction. It only works because it puts so much low hanging fruit off limits and dresses it up in a bunch of rituals.
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How do I learn to cook?
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>>9227537
Why bother when a big bag of for mes is less than $10?
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you can't, it's literally impossible
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>>9227537
>costco cheeseburger
explain this
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>want to eat potatoes
>no sour cream in house
Should I just give up on eating this week?
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Go to the store.
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You should give up on eating forever.
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do you only put sour cream on them and nothing else?
https://www.eater.com/2017/7/26/16033992/fast-food-hospital-protest?utm_campaign=eater&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
Should hospitals be offering its visitors access to triple-decker burgers and candy-topped shakes? The seemingly odd practice of hospitals leasing space to fast-food franchises is coming under fire yet again: In the newest debate, a group of doctors is targeting a Macon, Georgia hospital for housing a McDonald’s inside its Navicent Health Medical Center.
The Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, a nonprofit advocacy group, has purchased ad space in the surrounding Macon neighborhood proclaiming “Does Greasy Chicken Feed Disease? Ask your local hospital to go #FastFoodFree!” and “Your heart’s not loving those cheeseburgers,” the latter a nod, of course, to McD’s famous “I’m Lovin’ It” campaign. With the six-foot-tall ads, the group hopes to force the hospital board into revisiting the franchise’s lease, which expires in 2019. “Artery-clogging cheeseburgers and chicken have no place inside a hospital,” Karen Smith, R.D., said in a press release.
It’s a familiar crusade for PCRM. In 2015, the group released a series of studies condemning the relationship between medical centers and chains, noting that in many locations, the hospital benefits financially from robust sales of unhealthy fast food. In one Houston hospital, “the monthly rent McDonald’s pays to the hospital increases based on food sales,” per a 2015 finding. According to PCRM’s 2016 report, another hospital in Mississippi holds a contract with Chick-fil-A that promises to “make every reasonable effort to increase the sales and business” Per PCRM’s number, Chick-fil-A has locations inside 20 hospitals; McDonald’s has 13.
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shut up queer
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>>9227519
Found the butthurt mcchicken poster
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>>9227535
I inironicaly love mcchickens
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Chef John Poke, My Way 2017-07-28 05:09:36 Post No.9227247
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I made Chef John's poke recipe last night and left it to marinate until tonight.
Follow along with my method and then hit up your local asian market for some seaweed. It's totally worth it.
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Start out with some short grain sushi rice.
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Add a little of AB's sushi rice mixture.
rice vinegar
sugar
salt
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toast up some sesame seeds, high heat KEEP THEM MOVING.
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I'm serious, KEEP THEM MOVING until they start jumping out of the pan like albino fleas. Then kill the heat and let them rest in the pan on a COLD burner.
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>he doesn't simply microwave his water
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>bombarding water with cancerous radiation
>infusing the molecular bonds with higher energy radiation waves
>consuming said ionized water
>molecular bonds broken during digestion releasing the radiation energy
>cellular DNA breaks and mutates
>get terminal cancer a few months later
yea sorry I dont even step within 500 feet of microwaves much less use them
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>>9226991
I hope you don't drink microwaved water.
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>>9227018
>believes in radiation
>avoids easy alternative to an oven
youre an idiot, fuck off
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One Stop Cereal Thread 2017-07-28 03:52:02 Post No.9226924
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Hello, and welcome to the cereal thread. I have started this thread in order to find a new cereal to try out. My boyfriend eats Honey Bunches of Oats and Fruity Pebbles, but I tire of these cereals. I care not of the cereal's nutritional value, just whether or not it tastes good so I can have a quick, milky morning meal. Please recommend me some decent cereal.
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>My boyfriend
fuck off faggot
sage
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Crispix is the patricians choice
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>>9226938
It seems tasteless or disgusting, like caviar, which richmen also eat.
I am a simple man, please give me simple man foods.
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underrated seasoning
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Slap Ya Mama is the last time I'm allowing /ck/ to meme me into buying something.
A jar of this at my grocery store costs $4, and tastes like cayenne pepper and burnt wood chips.
Meanwhile, you could spend $2 on a jar of Tony Chacheres that tastes 100 times better.
Tony Chacheres is the ultimate all-purpose seasoning. Better than Lowry's even.
You should be putting this on everything. Even if you're white. And ESPECIALLY if you're white.
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>>9226868
Is that the Straight Outta Compton font?
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>>9226928
hail to the king