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>not combining them to make thousand island

>>9235685
mayo goes with more things than ketchup imo. myo.

What does it Matter?

Sriracha still reigns supreme.

>not baking a cake for her and filling it with your love (cum)

You didn't do well Anon.

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>>9235343
She does enjoy salty chocolate. Will remember that for next year

>>9235331
>fucking grocery store chocolate chips instead of shaved dark chocolate

into the trash you go

>>9235283
Beans

let it simmer for hours

Beer and some dark chocolate

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>>9234353
>is it lowkey the best restaurant.

>>9234353
Any place where they serve 99% fried food is literally not the best

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>>9234353
>Is it Loki the best restaurant?

Not very. Cup of noodles with canned chicken. Meh, I will live.

>>9231078
>asiago cheese
Kinda sucks, but no big.

>>9231078
>just finishing my last bit of popcorn
welp

Why aren't you killing yourself right fucking now?

>>9230161
According to V8 I drink 2 full servings of vegetables per cup. Checkmate cuck.

>Terrence Malick is a farmer

>>9230061
>Texas masterrace
We'll see about that. You one of them commies up near Austin? Or one of them Houston jigaboos?

>>9230061
NC vinegar BBQ is the best. Curb that sweet tooth, Foghorn.

MUH BEEF
MUH SALT AND PEPPER

yea why not, I like roibusch vanilla

btw what's better smoked yerba mate or unsmoked?

>>9229814
Unsmoked doesn't have the PAHs which are implicated in cancer risk but either is good

Toured the Celestial Seasonings factory recently. Convinced me to look more into how my tea is made and how to prepare it better.

At the very least, they got free tea all day there. What's your favorite tea? Favorite infusion?

bread and sugar are indeed bad
milk is 'bad' if your particular body can't handle it

the rest are fine.

>>9229317
>bread is bad

shut up

>>9229322
Thiamine mononitrate
Niacin
Folic acid
Riboflavin
Reduced iron

YUM GOTTA EAT SYNTHETIC CHEMICALS OR YOU'LL DIE!

>>9238825
>wut.jpg
Is this some lame show?

>>9238841

>Jon Taffer
>lame

>>9238841
>I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HOTSHOT, YOU'VE GOT KIDS AT HOME COUNTING ON YOU AND YOU CAN'T PAY YOUR FREAKING MORTGAGE BECAUSE THIS PLACE IS BLEEDING MONEY. YOU DON'T WANT MY HELP I'LL PACK UP RIGHT NOW BUDDY!

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>>9238247
those nachos look awful. look at all of those chips that do not have cheese on them.

1. put on your nacho-making clothes
2. spread the chips out on a baking sheet
3. cover them with cheese
4. bake it in the oven until the cheese is melted
5. place the cheese-covered chips in a bowl and eat them.

>>9238345
fucking this
just nacho chips and cheese
thats all it needs to be

>>9238247
>nachos
>recipe

>>9238179
Eating too much of any cuisine will alter your body's smell. Perspiration is directly affected by what you ingest. That's why a sober guy can smell like booze if they got trashed on their day off when they show up to work.

Try jogging with an asian guy, the BO with be really offensive because of what they ate.

>>9238179
its not permanent, but you will smell like that after cooking it for a while. it gets in your clothes

>>9238179
Some people smell like their houses, so you'll smell people who smell like their body odorous laundry piles, their smoke-in-the-house cat pee homes, greasy fishy fries, alcoholism rancid sweat odor, and yes, their diet too.

You will notice if you eat curry every day that you can smell cumin, turmeric and curry smells in your armpits, and even more so if you do not wear anti-perspirants or not shower frequently. My ex showered twice daily and pretty damn clean person, and the two days after eating Singapore noodles, the only curry they would eat, I could smell curry on him.

>planning to devour an entire pizza tonight
>trying to watch my calories
order a noose and neck yourself

what about getting good pizza instead

It bothers me that they flipped the colors but I also realize that primary colors are every logo. Probably autistic

I have a plastic "steamer" which I use to microwave steam veggies. It's actually super useful. I cook brocolli from frozen in 5 minutes. That's 50% of any meal I make. From time to time I try a /ck/ recipe, otherwise I just Bung some tomatoes, seasoning and pasta or rice together with veggies for a meal.

Alternatively get a slow cooker. I love coming home, chucking some dumplings into a stew I made that morning.

>>9238445
>slow cooker
Noted. Anything else?

I got a black and decker toaster oven for when I do need to bake. I also store it. Good for reheating or making a small thing of mac and cheese/cookies/ect.

They sell small enough pans on Amazon or at walmart.

>>9238235
>what do I need to know to be able to cook like I know what I'm doing

How to cook?

>>9238248
well cooking isn't just knowing how to cook, it's knowing many skills that come together to make something and i guess I'm asking what you think the most useful skills are.

Learn how to make a perfect omelette every time.

That will impress anybody.