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inb4 'woops forgot to get a photo of the cream'

>>7061046

>saddle bacon

Kill yourself, breh.

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>he doesn't use cream or parsley in his spag' carb' (as they call it in the US)

>lemon cheese

>>7061025
Needs more lemon cheese.

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>>7061025
>paddies

>>7060838
Only fat people dip pizza in ranch dressing. That's a social fact.

>>7060838
You're the one for me, fatty.

>>7060838
Why would you would you dip pizza in anything? If it's dry a little olive oil and under the oven for a minute, or just get better pizza.

American fine dining

>>7060795
Why wouldn't it be? It looks inspirational.

I'd love to try every variety, but around here it counts as exotic to put pickles on your hot dog.

>>7060822
found the cancer killing /food/

Start sweating, hands shaking, turn the heat on too high, burn the toast, exclaim "This has never happened before, I swear"

Be very confused that there is a store in my kitchen with a paraplegic dyke sitting next to it.

>>7060766
Wink and call her a sweet omelette.

come on the cooking board motherfuckers don't even know how to cook eggs...

>>7060690
first off, you can make eggs in an infinite number of ways. fried? sunny side up? scrambled? fritatta?

If you're having trouble getting the eggs to cook on top, put a lid on ya dingus.

onion, tomatoes, garlic, potatoes, celery, carrots, ginger. just like my grandma used to make.

>>7060692
>>7060679
>no beef
>/ck/

>>7060696
Beef was implied dumbfuck

Like a super carbonated coke.

>>7060677
Cola.

bolder cola

No one else is canning right now?
I find that hard to believe!

>>7060660
Winter rolling in here. Harvest is all done, only root veggies left that are fresh and local.

>>7062706
Not everywhere.

whats the point?

You've already chosen to cheat, so why not throw in some lobster and oysters, while you're at it? Those were considered poverty food as well.
You fucking phony.

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>>7060631
There isn't one.

>>7060632
k

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>>7060547

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>>7054196
This is a good thread. I like this thread.

>>7060547
Is that carbonara

kill the bat

>>7060537
He's a large man

>>7060544
4u

>>7060326

Salt and pepper.

>>7060327
This.

Add a bit of ketchup

>>7060241
Some people just can't do it, and I don't know why. I watched my friend try and make pasta. He put it in the water, added salt, and just stood there stirring it for 20 minutes. I asked him "Is the pasta done?" about 10 minutes and he's like "nah nah m8 trust me I got dis"

So he serves it up and the pasta is soggy shit, and he managed to burn the sauce despite literally only have 2 things to do. I cannot still understand how that happened. Like he stood there the whole time watching the sauce burn while stirring the pasta. What the FUCK

>>7060245
What a good. Sauce always goes in the microwave.

It's not, it's just that it's passed down by generations. If nobody in your family can cook and you didn't see them cook or even participate in the act as a child then most likely you can't cook either it's simple as that, just because you don't know how.

>>7060236
>Is this only an American thing?
No. Mental illness might be rampant in America, but it's hardly exclusive to the country.

>>7060239

It was a rhetorical question mate

>>7060242
Oh was it?