ITT: things you thought were /ck/ memes but are actually real
Congratulations, you discovered that everything the retards on /ck/ call memes aren't actually memes.
>>7480012
There's nothing wrong with garlic powder
>>7480021
I disagree. It's far less useful/flexible than raw garlic is.
Raw garlic has a variety of flavors depending on how you cook it. Raw it has a strong bite. Cook it a little and it's more mellow, a lot like the powder. Roast it and it has a totally different flavor. You don't get that flexibility with powder. Raw garlic is cheap and keeps for ages so what's the problem with using it?
Do you eat the end-pieces on a loaf of bread?
I knew somebody who always throws them out saying "the hooves are for poor people."
>>7479397
Of course.
Sometimes I'll eat them in a sandwich or as toast, but I usually freeze and use later for breadcrumbs
>>7479402
Pretty much same here, I have a dehydrator so I throw them in there for a few hours then blitz them.
Share slav eating habbits you hate. Here's mine:
>solo spaghetti for lunch
>don't eat bread
>the family scowls me for it
These guys have chairs two fucking feet from them and they still can't resist the urge to squat for the picture.
Fucking slavs I swear.
>>7479099
They are not true slavs, their heels are not flat on the ground
>>7479099
Not slavs. I know my slavs.
What would Canada Geese taste like?
>>7479061
They say on /k/ they make good jerky.
But can you ever trust a Canadian to know wtf they are talking about?
I kid. You are 51st State to me.
>>7479063
I've had goose jerky before.
It's really fucking good. I didn't even know it was goose until I was told. It's much more tender than venison, elk or beef jerky.
I made roast goose for dinner last Christmas
It tastes exactly like you'd expect, like fatty waterfowl, closest to duck. It has a lot more fat though, I collected and used it for 3 months to make fried potatos and all sorts of shit
Since when is brewing alcohol a fucking meme?
Since the dawn of human civilization.
>>7477322
Since some tool on /ck/ said it is.
>>7477325
This
Without beer there would be no numbers
That being said if you check the catalog there is probably 2 "home brew" threads
Forced meme cause niggas too lazy to check the catalog
Why is cereal always so amazing? I know it's not good for you at all, but there's just something so addictive about it. I feel like I could eat an entire box in one sitting. And it's also nice drinking the milk afterwards
Post your favorite cereals. I like: Honey Comb, Honey Nut Cheerios, Recees Puffs, Raisin Bran and Honey Bunches of Oats (I'm not crazy about honey or anything, they are just the best cereals)
>>7476381
Honey combs aren't my favorite, but they really are tasty as fuck
Just the right amount of sweetness to them
King Vitamin was always my favorite.
>>7476381
>there's just something so addictive about it
>lists sugar-laden treat bowls of 'cereal'
oats with fruit and nuts. Soggy cereal is great but I can't eat it anymore due to giving a fuck. I should make some whole wheat bread to leave soaking a few hours. I feed it with bananas so it can rise quickly without refined sugar.
UK to introduce a tax on sugary foods and drinks.
Suck it up you obese, soda guzzling, diabetic fucks.
No excuses now, America.
>not allowed to own knifes
>not allowed to criticize muslims
>not allowed to eat sugar
What a wonderful place the UK is.
>posted as I show proof of legal age to purchase plastic cutlery
What's up with people who get stomach aches all the time? In a first world nation, with even mediocre income, what the fuck is wrong with everyone who gets sick all the time from food? I get the shits from food maybe twice a year. I just don't get it. And even worse are the people who know what gives them shits. Like, "Can't eat tuna salad gives me the shit."
I've been addicted to opiates and benzodiazepines for nine years. Don't know what their problem is.
>>7474754
I have a chronic anxiety disorder (diagnosed by a real doctor, not a feels "doctor").
My anxiety manifests itself as physical symptoms. It seems like severe indigestion what with the frequent trips to the bathroom and constant stomach noises and pains.
It sucks huge hairy anus.
>>7474754
Same here OP
It always baffles me whenever I tell someone what I'm eating and they'll reply "Enjoy your shits". I don't understand why people get diarrhea so often.
Hey guys can you post ideas about camping food? There's this kind of threads in /out/ but most of the time they post only processed food or those "add water" rations. What are some easy recipes that we can cook outdoors that don't take a lot of ingredients? Any tips?
My grandpa used to make coffee with the grounds left in. You could try that.
>>7474503
S'more.
>>7474503
Soufflés are my go to camping food for sure.
>There's a new recipe on Gwyneth Paltrow's website Goop called "GP's Morning 'Smoothie.'" The site describes it thusly: "Gwyneth drinks one of these every morning, whether or not she’s detoxing. Choose your Moon Juice moon dust depending on what the day ahead holds … brain before a long day at the office, sex dust before a date, etc."
>The Daily Mail was the first to tally up the total cost of all the ingredients, which comes in at over $220.
>The breakfast concoction is made with ingredients like almond milk, coconut oil and vanilla mushroom protein powder, plus one tablespoon of the moon dust of your choice. Options range from Spirit Dust to Sex Dust, with each jar costing $60.
Can't argue with results. I wonder if they make video game dust or masturbation dust. What kind of dust would you want?
>>7474231
>Gwyneth drinks one of these every morning
My cum?
>>7474231
What a fucking bitch. I swear if I ever get rich like this I will appreciate it and not ask others to spend 200+ on a shit smoothie recipe I created.
>tfw people will spend this because they like her
Sex dust I guess.
>video game dust
step aside,
best root beer coming thru
Correct.
of all the big name root beers, this is unquestionably the best, but what are some small time root beers that taste good? in my experience they all taste way more like the other ingredients rather than a distinct kind of root beer. IBC is similar to barqs, but iron horse is garbage, and i guess kilibrew is fine if you like shoe polish
>>7473366
you are correct
[ y / n ] ?
y as fuck
No. Bitter, piney, disgusting. Goes hand in hand with ipas
>>7472990
>he fell for the "ipa's are bad" meme
Only literal children actually think that.
Why aren't you eating a delicious donair?
>>7472915
They smell and taste terrible. Which is fine by me since they also cause me to throw up.
Because they're expensive where I live. Fucking 13 dollars for a regular sized one.
>>7472915
Cause usually places that call them doner don't use pork, and they taste like shiiiiit when no pork is added
What's the general consensus on jhonny walker?
baby's first whiskey?
poor man's whiskey?
>>7472663
Black Label: Just get Jack Daniels you ain't fancy
Red Label: Guy who barely drinks. But he offered me free liquor. Ok, on the rocks.
>>7472663
Double black is the only good one because it actually offered something different but the other "labels" you can get a better tasting scotch do the same price.
In other words it's price class is one step up from its quality or taste class. In Australia at least it's 10 dollaridoos so if you pay 45 bucks for a black label you could get an equally pleasing scotch for 35.
>>7472676
>just get Jack Daniel's
Except Jack Daniel's is bourbon and thus tastes like fucking shit... Of course Walker isn't anything great but for a fairly inexpensive scotch it's completely fine, when I can't afford a bottle of chivas regal, Walker is my go to cheap whiskey.
What's the proper way to maximize my intake at a buffet? I know to avoid rice, but what else?
Eat meat, avoid everything else.
Avoid anything that is green.
Avoid everything