Are slow cookers a meme?
>>7496132
OP, I think you should kill yourself for making this thread.
its one of those worse meme utensils used by the most pretentious of faggots.
>xD its good for simmering food xDDD
literally the reddit of cooking utensils. explain how that isn't reddit as fuck?
>>7496154
I'm inclined to agree that it's a meme utensil
It's completely replaceable by a pan with a lid
So, if you refrigerate ketchup, it will last ~6 months.
If you leave it out it lasta about a month.
Bear with me hear... now, what happens if you refrigerate ketchup every other day?
People tend to leave ketchup out after eating their tendies or nuggies or 'gers at night bearcause they don't wan't to get away from netflix. They then end up putting it in the fridge in the morning.
Will it keep for like three months in this case /ck?/¿
>>7496085
More like 2 month's.
It's not a 1:1 ratio because the advanced degradation that occurs when not refrigerated.
Spell check your shit asspie.
>>7496085
Shake up the ketchup really good. Now, Just take the lid off and put about 2 TBS of baking soda in there. Let it sit for about 5-10 minutes. Now, Put the lid back on and shake it really good again.
That's the best way to keep it fresh.
>>7496097
This. It's the best way.
r8 my haul comrades!
Nothing but crap, including MacFarlane crap/10
You're probably even going to go a step further and mix your shitty vodka with your shitty orange juice, aren't you?
>buying shin red instead of shin black
>>7496075
>family guy
shit tier
>toshiba
shit tier
>shin black
you couldve gotten a better laptop with that money to waste
>the rest
pretty comfy
pretty neat fug
I am going to be working a contract in Texas for a year. What are the best places to eat in San Antonio, Austin and Houston?
>>7495993
Get ready for good beef BBQ, great Viet food and a lot of cheeseburgerized Mexican.
>>7495993
Whataburger
Best state in the union thread?
Look at this drink I got
lol
>American brewing
>>7495951
Loose some weight, fat ass
King is that you?
... the creepy Easterbunny might want to take a bite...
>>7495443
It's hollow.
Probably full of stale disgusting air too.
>>7495443
Cheat day on Easter. Eating whatever I want including any and all candy my MOMMY buys me.
It will be my second cheat day in 87 days so idgaf.
>>7495443
Inject it with salt water, then freeze.
Leave it for your victim.
Wait.
Post things that are good and easy to make.
I fucking suck at cooking and I want to be able to make something other than boiled, fried, or scrambled eggs.
Egg yolks are unhealthy anyway, you shouldn't eat them
making bread is really easy
>>7495179
>Egg yolks are unhealthy
Explain plz?
Salted or unsalted butter, /ck/?
>>7495141
salted
nice job posting some top tier butter btw
>>7495141
shitpost much?
Baconed butter
Whatever happened to apple jelly?
I left the US for 4 years, I come back, and I haven't seen a jar of it in a supermarket the entire time I've been back.
>>7494724
find a better supermarket
>>7494724
buy some pectin and unpasturized apple juice and make your own
>>7494724
I think everyone but you hated it.
How do I make sourdough everyday? How much starter do I make? How much starter do I add to each loaf so I can have good sourdough every day? Pic related its the king of breads.
I did that and the lack of fiber + added iron caused appendicitis and I almost died. Now I'm eating only whole plant foods. Yuropoors have the freedom to control their individual iron intake. I can't eat white bread in the U.S. because the kinds of iron added make me constipated.
>>7494729
How did you do it? What do you mean by what you said about yuropoors?
>>7494729
>I did that and the lack of fiber + added iron caused appendicitis and I almost died. Now I'm eating only whole plant foods. Yuropoors have the freedom to control their individual iron intake.
What did he mean by this?
Hey everybody! I'm ordering a pizza! What toppings do you guys want?
>>7494641
Holy shit, who are you and how did you get in my house? Get out before I call the cops, lady.
>>7494641
Jalapeno and pineapple please. oh! and add bacon on half.
>>7494641
Banana chips and scrambled eggs for me pls
Living in hotels for months at a time is culinary hell.
>Spamburger Helper.
>>7494313
Why are you living in a hotel? Also if you have a pan or something to fry with, slice the spam very thin and fry it up. Best way to eat spam.
is that you shoenice?
It's always been a dream of mine to be able to just live in hotels and eat room service for every meal.
why is this shitleaf everywhere? it tastes like soap
>>7494214
Sorry about your defective genes, esse
Cilantro right? My mother thinks it tastes like Dawn dish liquid. I've never taken the liberty of testing that.
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Sometimes the pizza kids try to force me to buy their deep dish. I have to threaten them with violence to get a regular hot-n-ready.
>>7493981
WTF why? Deep dish is so much better.
>>7493976
> every poster is a shill
It has come to my attention that eating pic related is not ok.
We don't have this in my country and I started buying it a lot because I think it's really good, but my roommate has advised me that it's nutritionally worthless and that eating it is a sign of poor upbringing.
Can any Americans explain this to me?
p.s. I was told to buy kale instead. I said what about cabbage and she said that's the same thing as lettuce.
>>7493914
Cabbage is good. Kale is good. Lettuce is good.
Eat them all.
>>7493914
Not sure if b8...
iceberg lettuce is mostly crunch water. Not great, not bad. Refreshing if that's what you're after.
Kale has more nutrients and has been elevated to superfood level. Tastes like ass, I personally can only stand it if I wilt it down in something nice and spicy to hide it in. I do not understand the people who chug it down as a smoothie.
Cabbage has a lot nutrients (Cruciferous Vegetables family and all that)... tastes decent, more versatile, IMHO.