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I french fry them then eat them by the handful.

Cut 3 into smallish cubes
Mix with salt, oil, whatever else seasoning I feel like at the time
Microwave for 17-22 minutes
enjoy

>>7680745
>I french fry them
>french frying is a cooking technique
Retard.

That sausage clearly has a name. It's Jimmy Dean's regular sausage.

Are Lay's original potato chips "nameless"?

Why are people on /ck/ this obsessed with Americans?

Jimmy Dean sausage is so good it doesn't need a name

>>7680602
That's a big hand

>>7680602

is dat sum tiny kitchens cooking real food? I love that shit

>>7680602
What's the fucking point? Is it for cooking for hamsters or something? There's no reason for that. Chinese people are a fucking disgrace. That's what I think of it. I also think that American Chinese food is better than Chines Chinese food. Ours has more seasoning and more flavor and more everything good and theirs just fuking sucks. What's better than kung pao chicken or beef fried rice or egg rolls orfottune cookies/ UFcking nothing, that's what. Egg drop soup, egg foo ung, piecemeal shrimp, sugar donuts, all of that. YOu can take thatto bank and smoke it.

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>>7680366
>Big Rösti
>only in Germanic caliphate

I'm from Slovenia and I've had it before, 's pretty good. For me, it's the Big Rösti or McCountry

>>7680407
Is that a hashbrown?

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The best fast food burger ever, the Big Xtra used to be only in Canadia. Unfortunately they discontinued it for some reason.

Maybe, you should drink more water.

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>>7680320
pumpkin, carrot, broccoli are all good veg choices

>>7680320
Am Chinese.
My favourite is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zha_cai
The flavour complements rice perfectly but it's really salty. So in my family we pour warm/hot water over rice until it's barely submerged to eat them.

>>7680226
R u a grrrrrrl?!?!

>>7680235
Oh gee, you sure got me with le olde "men don't eat salad" meme.

>>7680226
>fresh spinach/salad greens
>Pouch of tuna (I like the hickory-smoked flavor)
Sliced grape tomatoes
Sliced almonds
Dried cranberries
Pepper, salt, dill, maybe some other herbs
Lemon juice

Use red wine vinegar for dressing

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>>7680221
Hmm cheesy

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>>7680222
Was so good I ate it with greed nigga

Why no salt and pepper? Was the cheese enough seasoning for the eggs? Why plain toast? Why not spread jelly or butter on it?

>>7680166
>Kroger's
identified your problem

It's labeled as cheesy garlic. While some may not interpret that as a sauce replacement, not seeing any red in the packaging will guide you homeward.

>>7680167
>$1
identified your real problem

Kroger brand is great, but you can't expect much from a $1 pizza.

stick it in the microwave on high for 10 minutes

>>7679956
Bake sweet potato until done.
Eat with desired toppings.

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sweet potato bbq chicken t b h

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Leaks and onions. These haven't spoiled yet.
Let's cut them up.

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Critical success!

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This bullshit is simmering. I guess it needs some more stuff.

Of course I do, who wants cracked eggs?

>>7679838
Have you ever checked the eggs to find one of them have actually cracked?

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>>7679828
no, i like living dangerously

It's me again from the alcoholic asian housemate stories. He's finally moved out.

>long story short, college, guy from a shithole asian nowhere
>alcoholic, gets drunk and does stupid shit, nearly burns the house down a few times, sleeps through fire alarms passed out drunk
>puts food scraps in sink, leaves half eaten food and dirty dishes laying around
>kitchen covered in oil from his cooking, actually got so bad 2/4 burners no longer worked
>anyway, it's come, he is moving out, he dropped out of uni and got kicked out of the country
>tell him to make sure he has all his shit cleaned up and gone
>gets mad at me, says he knows
>nah
>leaves without saying anything, enter his room a few days later
>smells like moldy cum, he never vacuumed it ever, pretty sure landie is gonna have to strip the carpet out
>left his stuff all over the place, floor is covered in leaves and trash
>he put soup in my bowl and left it on the counter until it was growing mold and I removed it
>left his pantry and fridge items
>left dirty dishes in sink
>didn't wipe down anything let alone actually clean
>whatever, my kitchen now, quickly becomes and stays sparkling clean in his absence
>few days pass, hour ago
>look in my assigned cabinet, fetching coffee tin from top shelf
>wait, what is this?
>behind my stuff is a pot, his pot, his dirty pot
>remove it, look inside
>moldy spaghetti
>he intentionally hid this up there behind my stuff so I wouldn't find it
>throw entire pot outside
>find his other pots out there also full of moldy food
>on the back porch, just on the porch
>text landie that I ain't cleaning after him and I ain't being charged for his mess

Thus concludes alkie asian housemate. He also left a jug of change and some vidya and electronics, which I intend to sell and make $$. Fuck him.

>>7679690
That guy was fucking nuts. Glad he's gone. I'm gonna miss the stories though.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10232120

I've come to terms with the fact that I will always live with at least one other human being, and that I'll never be completely satisfied in my home.

That being said, no one in my house can cook and only 1 of 4 of us does dishes (with a dirty fucking sponge).

>>7679590
WHAT THE FUCK?

that is obviously not mayo. its white paint.

white bbq sauce is pretty legit but i'll admit i was skeptical at first

>>7679379
whats inside the bread op

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>>7679382

Elvis/10

>>7679319
They're pretty good. That faggot probably had a long drive home and let everything get shitty. Try the Whopper dawg

>>7679319
They are reviewed to be pretty good in fast food restaurant standards. Try it.

>>7679340
>fast food restaurant standards

What does that mean exactly?