Post GOAT food
Curried chickpeas, spinach garlic and basil, and white rice
ive been lazy and never make it homemade,
so i just buy this. Its delicuous and has tofu
i go through like 4 boxes a week
What's some good soft food, /ck/?
Getting my wisdom teeth cut out nine hours from now and I need stuff to eat other than applesauce and yogurt.
I love to cook but maybe cooking my own food while I'm on pain meds with a swollen jaw might not be the best idea, so ideally I want stuff with little to no prep required.
>>7681644
Smoothies.
>>7681644
Mashed potatoes and gravy, stuffing. Gum that shit up.
Also, for god's sake dude, you'll be out of commission for a couple days. You can survive without fancy food for that long. Everyone can stand to lose a few. You'll live.
Soup is the only thing that comes to mind, though it requires prep unless you buy it at a store.
why do people fly into an autistic fit of rage at the sight of pic related?
>>7681595
Because autism. Only truly mentally undeveloped people are upset by pig anus forcemeat being crowned by sugar tomatoes. As if hog butthole is deserving of anything else.
Memes
I was just watching a food show that talked about this place in chicago where they serve fries in the hotdogs.
the owner was smugly bragging that they dont even have ketchup in the restaurant because its not authentic and he wont allow it on his dogs.
How do I make this?
>>7681537
make it what?
make it spill over?
make it healthier?
>>7681538
No like I see this everywhere and I just don't understand. What ingredients do I get and what do I DO.
>>7681537
I can't see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
what would you feed ur waifu?
>>7681366
Source please
>>7681366
2d girls don't eat, bro.
>>7681366
>You have to eat ALL of the eggs!
Hey /ck/ my mil brought home this ribeye from the local casino and I'm looking to make a great prime rib for tomorrow. Any good rubs and recipes?
>>7681209
She won a steak?
A rib eye steak is not prime rib.
Season with salt and pepper. Grill or sear in a pan until it's cooked however you prefer.
What the fuck is this thread?
I went to McDonalds today and ordered a steak, egg, and cheese biscuit sandwich, a double order of hash browns, and a bacon clubhouse burger on the side.
The line at the drive thru was long today and the cashier was annoyed over the speaker, repeatedly snapping at me and asking me to repeat my order.
She asked me if I was ordering both breakfast AND lunch menu items, as if that was some sort of inconvenience! When I arrived at the window, the cashier was visually stressed and informed me that my order would take a few minutes.
The line began to build up behind me and I grew very anxious as time passed. I could see the drivers behind me staring at me as I waited for my order, AS IF IT WERE MY FAULT!
To pass the time somewhat comfortably, I turned up the volume to my audio book and closed my window. I was immediately disrupted by the cashier who handed me my hash browns, but said they're still waiting on the sandwiches.
I nervously ate the has browns while I waited, and the wait seemed interminable!
As I was considering driving away to the Wendys drive thru across town, The cashier handed me my sandwiches, with no explanation or apology. I quickly left the restaurant and parked a block away so I could eat my meal in peace.
Why does McDonalds even have all day breakfast if they are not prepared to cater to patrons who want both breakfast and lunch items at the same time? Instead, I had to wait several minutes in hunger and humiliation just because I happen to have a varied appetite.
Anyways, does anyone have any fast food stories like this?
>being this entitled
am I on /v/?
>>7681174
If there's a bit of a wait in the drive thru, they direct you to a parking spot and bring your order out to you.
>>7681174
Notice, I went to pay the power bill today and there was a mistake so I only had to pay half of it, it was close to the mall so I went to KFC and got the box that comes with small chicken popcorn shaker, 4 sings, 1 piec and medium fries, I also asked for a second medium soda and a barbecue and honey sauces.
Pretty good but I could have got two big chicken popcorn shakers instead
/an/ here, can anyone recommend a good butcher knife or etc?
I chop up a lot of fish/rats/chicken to feed various animals, and it would be nice to actually have something even remotely meant for that.
What would be the best thing for if I just wanted to haphazardly chop up something like that into a few pieces?
>>7681106
Really if you are cutting them up to feed animals a nice hatchet would work just as well and cost less
>>7681106
cleaver
It's the greatest question of all time: Strawberry or Raspberry?
Raspberry
Strawberry, no contest. Now if you were asking about strawberry or blackberry...
>>7681096
Strawberry, no contest. Now if you were asking about strawberry or peach...
Potato buns are god-tier buns and the only acceptable option for burgers and chicken.
Pretzel buns may be allowed on a case by case basis.
>>7680991
Who died and made you Le King 'o Burgers?
I myself enjoy sliced Vienna loaf or tiger bread as my buns.
>>7680991
>pretzel buns
literally a meme, everyone does it now, which is a shame because I kinda like them
>>7680999
This tiger bread looks interesting, but quite dense.
Never bought bacon ends before. What am I in for?
Pic unrelated, just first thing nabbed from Google.
Smoldering farts and swamp ass.
>>7680988
have you ever ate the ends of a peice of bacon?
That's what you are in for
Because bacon ends taste like the ends of bacon
They even have the same texture and shape
They even come from the same part of the pig.
>>7680988
Ends and pieces of bacon.
what eat now /ck/?
start bread now
hard crunch soft inside
bread is fine, but skip the butter.
>>7680957
butter skipped
chowder next for compare
white thick
red more water
what /ck/ prefer?
>>7680958
sleep tight porker
I'm making wonton Soup tonight. Some pictures to follow
That's great, but which is heavier? Wonton soup or wonton feathers?
If you fuck up I'm gonna kick your ass
Well I ran out of wrappers and decided to throw them in the freezer until tomorrow when I make it.
I took 2 pictures, 1 of the filling I'm using and the other of some of the wontons I finished. I didn't take a pic when i was done because I forgot. They're in the freezer now waiting for tomorrow afternoon.
Who else makes mini bacons
>>7680890
>working class tier flatware.
>>7680890
I swear to fucking God if I see one more fuckin mini food fuckin shit on here i'm going to scissorkick you pregnant fuckin sister in the face. why would you make mini bacon you little fuckin faggot just make regulat bacon it's good as anything put on a potato put it on a sald put it on a sandwich put it on corn put it on ice cream put it on a salad put it on a steak put it on antyhing you want its great but you can't do any of that shit with little fucking tiny piece of faggot pussy bacon shit. don't do that shit anymore kid
>>7680890
What the fuck?
why?
There is no better dinner.
>>7680768
>people actually eat their sloppy joes with hamburger buns
>the shit spills out all over the fucking place
Savages. You should try eating your sloppy joes with hotdog buns instead of burger buns. It's literally the same thing but with less mess.
>>7680791
Why not hoagie buns?
>>7680791
no no no, you dump the sauce into a bowl and microwave it and use it as chip dip