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How do I get my cheese to be this gooey?
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>>8575781
1.Don't be a raging faggot
2.Stop eating dicks
3.Go to cock rehab
4.Stop buying pre shredded cheese that's sprayed with cellulose
5.Get money
6.Get paid
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>>8575797
wtf dude you're such a retarded loser
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>>8575781
>thick crust
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Me and my wife love Valentines Day. And we also love Taco Bell. Me and my wife, we might go to Taco Bell for Valentine's Day! Why not? We enjoy there food. I think wheel have a fun time. We don't need to be fancy.
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>>8575649
Don't fall for this ruse OP. She'll act like its fine and a good idea but will secretly resent you deep down. Especially if she loves Valentines day as you claim.
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>>8575661
Okay maybe I will take her some where besides Taco Bell!
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Give her an 8 layer burrito, if you know what I'm sayin
Do you put crackers in your chili when you eat it? If so how much? I can't get by without putting a full sleeve of saltines in the bowl (about 40 crackers)
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I like to use chili as a dip for my crackers.
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>>8575522
never and I never understood why this is a thing. I hate how if you order soup or chili at a restaurant they give you a handfuls of the packages
however, dipping or wiping the bowl with bread is a smooth move
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>>8575532
Wiping down the bowl is the only way to use bread in a soup. Unless you're making a sop.
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on special Adults Meal available only on Valentines Day
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let me guess, we som finna nerd culture
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>eating at burger king on valentines day
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>>8574954
Only depressed single people will eat there, hence the dildo and pocket pussy toys they will receive.
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I made Fettucine Alfredo and it tasted okay.
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Oh.
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Looks nice OP
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>>8574368
Ragu and noodies? Yum. My second favorite to sketti n butter
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Preparing a hearty meal for Valentine's Day.
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>>8574082
hope you're planning to simmer them in liquid for hours
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>>8574082
I always butterfly and make heart steak or cut into chunks and make heart kebab.
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>>8574082
The heart is the fedora of organs.
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Sup /ck/
TLDR: GOT SELECTED FOR MASTER CHEF, NEED HELP, WILL PAY ON LIVE TV WACKY HIJINKS AND RANDOM TOMFOOLERY
Has anyone here ever been on a reality cooking show? As in master chef?
I sent a tape, thinking I wouldn't get chosen, and somehow they saw through my autism and selected me into the final stage. Down from 4000 entries, only 200 candidates are left.
The final selection will take place within a week.
I'm looking for two things:
1. Tips of anyone that has taken part in a cooking competition of any kind.
2. I'm working on ideas for what to serve on the final audition: It has to hold on well for up to six hours in a cooler, or in something to keep it warm, and is to be prepared beforehand. The jury is two traditional home cooking chefs, and one french hauté cuisine type, who loves patisserie.
Anyhow, if there's any interest and if I stay on the show, I'll live thread or something and keep you all up to date.
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That would be hilarious
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Are you a cute girl? Are you blind? Do you wear a hijab? Are three of your limbs missing? Do you have PTSD?
They don't care about your cooking skills, they just want telegenic story time and drama.
If all else fails, practice crying on cue.
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>>8568804
This. Tell them anime ruined your life.
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Baked or mashed?
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Stewed.
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>>8573460
Tots
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Is there a more satisfying breakfast?
A more satisfying meal period?
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>>8572313
Where's the "like" button?
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>>8572313
The only people eating this are Amerifats. And sought now in Ameriland, it's pic related.
>>8572318
>Replying to your own thread and pretending this is facebook.
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>>8572313
Cat vomit, how delicious.
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Food that people pretend to like:
Beer
Oysters
Lettuce
Red wine
Hot sauce
What else?
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Tapenade
Shit is fucking gross
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>>8571740
i like lettuce because it's there to give texture to eating salad dressing
why do you hate hot sauce though
proper hot sauce isn't just a burning sensation, it's supposed to have flavour. or did you think tabasco and Frank's are the height of cuisine?
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Sushi
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>wu-ster-shir sauce
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>>8572810
Isnt it pronounced more like Wore-Shis-Ter?
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>>8572810
OP is correct
t. Eternal Anglo
>tfw no room in the fridge to brine a chicken even if I cut the chicken into pieces
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>He needs to brine chicken
>Not enjoying the natural juices of perfectly cooked chicken
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Get rid of the rest of your food.
Get a cooler half-full of ice.
Brainstorm for even a little bit.
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>>8575756
No, I already gave up and ordered Blue Apron.
Valentines day is today? What is the perfect food for someone who has never been loved by the opposite sex?
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>What is the perfect food for someone who has never been loved by the opposite sex?
I had a handful of roasted chick peas and tiramisu.
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My plan is to go have all-you-can-eat sushi.
Open up with a small bowl of Poke salad and some Calimari, then have some sashimi and a few pieces of standard sushi, then cap it off with a special roll or two.
No Alcohol though, I have to drive myself home.
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>>8575546
Pizza
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Have you ever been served pre-cheesed burgers out of a tray?
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>>8572593
That actually looks not bad. Cold cheese is only good when you have cold veggies as well.
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do americans really eat this?
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this ... this is a thing?
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List of Good Cakes:
Carrot Cake
Cheese Cake
Angel Food Cake
Lemon Pound Cake
Ice Cream Cake
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Mr. Cake
Mrs. Cake
Pound Cake
Pumpkin Cake
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>>8572064
forgot chocolate forgot banana
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>>8572083
>chocolate cake