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>>8574192

too hard to find a flaw in your horse vomit

you can't

>>8574192
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>Anonymous 02/13/17(Mon)17:55:19 No.8574192▶>>8574195
> Find a flaw.
did you put BBQ sauce on a chipotle burrito bowl?
you absolute madman.

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Done.

Can't post it, SFW board

pork

It's not generic. Every Aldi's has different products more or less but it's generally a grab and go store for quality foods. I never count Walmart as a grocery store as it's more of a "convenience" store in itself. While you're there buying what ever it may be you can pick up some quick food supplies without going out to a Shoppers or Whole Foods.

>>8573058
>every going to whole foods ever
How does it feel to be flushing money down the toilet?

idk, I've only bought produce there. Went during summer once and it was full of poor people's kids D:

fair dos

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those cloth potato pouches for the microwave are actually pretty decent

>>8572489
>I don't have time to put effort into choosing and making a meal that'll actually feed me.

Enjoy shitting and throwing up

For me, like marmite, it taste like a beer, if you evaporated all the water and added 3-4 tsp of yeast.
I think it was originally made of the thing that you have at the bottom of a beer fermentation container, that is, dead yeast and stuff from the beer. And its awful

>>8572225
>why is vegemite so famous?
Is it? I thought only convicts had the sub par spread

FUCK OFF
WERE FULL

Quick cooking barley is your man. White rice is <ten minutes too
Frying the rice first actually shortens the cooktime but needs a tbs more water

thank you for the handy dandy rice information

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Let me teach you an easy way to Spanish rice.

1) sautee minced onion in 1 tbsp butter, 1 tbsp oil
2) add 1 cup rice to a casserole dish
3) add sauteed onion to rice and coat rice completely on fats/oils
4) add 3 cups chicken stock to rice
5) add peas, chopped carrots, tomato sauce to rice
6) cover casserole dish with foil
7) place in preheated oven at 400F for 1 hour

Comes out perfect every time

I made them using this recipe
http://toriavey.com/toris-kitchen/2011/01/falafel/
It was pretty good although I've never had fallafel that wasn't made using this recipe by myself.

>>8571939
I always make mine with fresh fava beans (or dried favas if I've run out of fresh). And if I need a little binder, I use chickepea flour. Favas make superior falafel.

>>8571941
I tried that recipe using raw chickpeas, but found it almost entirely undigested
even using oil on a low temp and making them small, the result was too raw

and they were super dense

>>8571943
go away /pol/

>>8571968
might try fava
what you say about the flour gets me thinking though, I just used wheat flour and I wonder if that's a no-no
I only used a tablespoon or two

>>8569702
Depends whether you like bland food really.
I don't.

>>8569702
Die barneyfag

Yes , a block is 4$ and makes a shit ton. Add chicken/beef, potatoes and carrots to boiling water for 15 minutes before work , add the curry blocks and it's done .

do not ever squish them with the spatula, dont touch them once theyre cooking

you dont need to use butter, use it anyway

do not over cook them

cook them in simmering onions

>>8568381
Buy yeast and flour and make your own fresh fluffy potato buns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN-AvNQcsRA

They are easy if you follow the flour:water measurements exactly with a scale but even if you stuff it up, you only wasted 70 cents of ingredients and 9 minutes of your conscious input.

>>8568465
Thanks this all sounds like some good advice

>>8568479
Those look delicious, but I already bought potato buns from the store. I'll definitely try this out next time if things go well.

*Medical textbook*
1) How long has it been since you've last voided your bowels?
2) Any other digestive issues?

>>8567946
Got a pharmacy near you? Try some meds over the counter.

>>8567946
Eat plants and focus on increasing fiber intake. Increased bulk from plant matter and fiber will improve regularity and induce defecation before fecal compaction occurs.

Outside of very specific gastrointestinal conditions like irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), constipation is generally a poor diet problem, especially for those who consume high amounts of processed foods and meat (both of which are devoid of much if any fiber) as is characteristic of the standard American diet (SAD).

TL;DR – Stop eating dogshit food and start eating whole plant foods.

>>8564940

Where's the faggots?? Come on man, everyone knows Scotland has the best faggots.

>>8564940

Fuck I could go a munchie box right now.

>>8564998
There's nothing better than a munchy box after a night out man.

>>8574330
did you keep it in a warm and humid place?

>>8574349
it's been sitting next to my stove, which has a pot of stock simmering

>did I fuck up?
give us your recipe. are you sure the yeast was still good?

>>8574309
I like it on crackers. I honestly like basically everything though

>>8574309
it's delicious, though I can really have it often cause I've got a genetic condition that forces me to avoid food high in iron. :(

>>8574309
It's great, love it. Usually making some bread slices with it. Whole grain bread goes really well with it. Top it off with some pickled cucumber. Mhh. Recommending some of the Rhineland-Palatinate variant.

>>8573885

Who cares? If you like it go ahead.

>>8573885
Kek this looks nasty. Is this considered an appetizing sandwich in america?

>>8573894
I'm in nova scotia

I'm gonna do it. You only live once

Squeeze it.

Yell at it for at least five years.

Roll it around with your palm against a solid surface