Archived threads in /ck/ - Food & Cooking - 1404. page

>ayy lmao
>Tattoos
>manface

>>8583556

Middle. Don't even have to open the video.

>>8583556
none, op has bad taste.

>>8583503
Banana with Dulce de Leche

I once had a licorice and blackcurrant icecream and i still think about how good it was. Was neither like licorice or blackcurrant but some divine creation born from the two

>>8583503
Vanilla

>>8583094
No. Get the fuck out of here,read the /fit/ sticky

>>8583097
:(

>>8583098
Don't be sad.
What do you like to eat?
Burgers? Pizza? Ice cream? Wings? Steak? Roast meats? Donuts?

>>8582698
Its supposed to be spicy.

>>8582698
pad thai
>sour
>sweet

you white people ruin everything

>>8582698
it should be both

>>8582831
then there's this fucking guy

the essential sauce for pad thai is composed of:
- shrimp belacan (salty and fishy)
- fish sauce (salty and fishy)
- chili and/or chili flakes (spicy)
- palm sugar (sweet)
- tamarind juice (sour)
- lime juice (sour)
- peanuts (nutty)

What makes pad thai good is the combination of flavors that produce good wok hei and a sensation of distinct tangy, earthy, fresh, and rich complements. It should be cheap but complex and hit every one of your taste buds

cook?!
hatch that shit nigga you gon be a pokemon master

>>8582671
>pokemon
grow up manchild

Wait a minute...

just don't?

Honey.

Protein powder + 0% Greek yogurt. Literal bodybuilding meal.

>>8582536
/ck/ has burgers?

bacon blue cheese

peanut butter and banana jalapeno burgie

>>8582524
That actually sounds good. I might try that.

File: mcdonalds-hot-n-spicy-mcchicken-01.jpg (262KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 800x600px

>>8582524
I had the misconception that I could post food I made to /ck/ without being autistically screeched at.

You made this.

>>8582524
My father has a story about that.
He thought exactly the same back in the 70's and ended up taking quite a large bite of it before realizing it wasn't ice cream.
Truly hilarious.
Absolutely.

>>8582426
no.

>>8582426
The Devil's Spit BBQ is bretty gud

Wife uses them in bloody Mary's

I think they just taste like sub par bread and butters with a crap ton of capsaicin dropped in.

They have heat, but it feels tacked on and fake.

I get an afterglow-like effect when I drink coffee in the afternoon, but I've never gotten the shits, ever.

>>8582393
It's not like runny shits, more of a solid mass that glides out your butthole. I have severe gastrointestinal issues and it's the only thing that really helps. I have this senna based coffee creamer that does wonders after I eat mexican food.

>>8582401
Sounds like you have a poor diet.
Eat more fiber and your shits should come out as clean logs that require no wipes.

Nothing, I'm not paying $8 for a fucking fast food chicken sandwich

>>8582305
#1 sandwich combo and a 4 piece strips. Wish those faggots would make spicy strips. Also, when they removed the plain spicy sandwich last year pissed me off. It was just gone one day.

I keep waiting for them to latch on to the Nashville hot chicken meme but I guess their spicy sandwich is already pretty much it.

Regular sandwich with extra pickles and a small box of strips or nuggers.

>>8582202
>Not soaking your day old bread in milk. >turkey meat, extremely lean
>no added fat from other meats

You have to remember, you're essentially making a sausage without casing and you have to take steps to ensure it's tender and moist.

5/10 for an ignorant attempt.

>>8582202
lose the sriracha and teriyaki

add salt, msg, pork fat cut off chops, w/e herb goes best here with Turkey I usually do basil with beef meatballs

there may be too much liquid as well but Idk I've never worked with ground turkey. sounds like too much onion as well.

Also just season the meat with salt/msg. combine the rest of the ingredients in a food processor and gently fold into the meat mixture. don't compact the meat too much or it will fuck with the texture.

>>8582526
Unfortunately I cannot do any mammal meats. I have to cook these for my entire family and my mother is on a diet that won't allow them.

The Onions are not actually eaten though, they just sit in the pans.

>>8582066
Dank

Kill yourself

It's coconutty water.

>>8581983
Good question. I bought the reduced sodium one, and its still fucking salty up the ass

>>8581983
Just a fact of life with the canned processed meat game, yo

Maybe you'd fancy sardines?

File: IMG_2884[1].jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

You're supposed to balance out the saltiness with sticky kine white rice and extra mayo laden mac salad, dum dum.

>>8581711
Okay

Normies only see Japanese knives at Williams-Sonoma where they are actually MORE expensive than anything else

That plus horror stories about chipping

Japanese knife makes me feel like I have the precision of a brain surgeon.

German knife makes me feel like a lumberjack.