Knockwurst, weisswurst, bratwurst. You must choose. But

Scheissewurst please!
T. German

Weisswurst > bratwurst > knockwurst

Weisswurst, when properly served. OP's image is a perfect example of how to fuck up because you don't know what the fuck kind of sausage you're using. Fucking sad.

>>8643625
Yep.
Weisswurst the goat.

>>8643635
Please explain.

>>8643604
>go to German restaurant
>sausage platter comes with 2 sausages
>you pick from those 3
Fuck you, Germans. I know you people have a sadistic side, but you don't have to turn dining out into a Sophie's Choice situation. Just give me a platter with all three.

>>8643604

Pinkelwurst is the bestwurst.

Johnsonville brats

>>8643604
I'm making Bratwurst, Kielbasa and Hot Italian Sausage tomorrow.

AMA

>>8643625
This. Weißwurst Meisterrasse.

>>8643604
I don't understand the difference, but the rightmost looks good

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Love and progress <3

>>8643686
That and hillshire farm were all I knew growing up.

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weisswurst fur breakfast, bratwurst for lunch, and knockwurst for dinner

>>8643604
grilled a weisswurst !!!!!!

fucking burgers, you are retarded beyond comprehension, you probably mix cheese and maccaroni and call it italian cuisine

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>>8644767
>use italian pasta
>use italian cheese
>"this isn't italian!!"

Weiss, hands down the best German sausage.

>>8643604
You are the wurst.

>>8643668
you have to boil white wurst (at around 80-90°). Never ever fry it. And never ever eat it after noon.

>>8644918
I forgot to mention: You have to peel it before you eat it.

Weißwurst > bratwurst > Cockwurst

>>8644774
Implying the artificial yellow shit Americans throw on """pasta""" is anything close to cheese

>>8643604
it's knackwurst, not knockwurst

>>8644767

... but Weisswurst tastes better grilled.

>>8643604
It's called Knackwurst you Kackwurst :>

>>8643604
Whichever one tastes like hot dogs

>>8644980

I've heard both.

>>8645229
I don't fucking care. You don't fucking grill fucking weisswurst you flyover piece of shit

>>8645391
>autistic screeching

weisswurst forever nigga

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>>8643604
How would /ck/ describe the taste to someone whose never had it?
Is it similar to sausage?
I love spiced sausage.

>>8645391
You can do whatever you want with food.

Also, fascinating that you're calling someone a flyover for grilling a sausage,,, given the predominance of German heritage in rural America.

Perhaps your defensiveness and hyper-sensitivity over minutiae is a defense reaction to low self-confidence and personal experience. Rather than attack someone for not living in a major city or grilling a sausage, you should reflect on your lack of achievements and why you must live vicariously online and derive a sense of self-worth and accomplishment by simply living where you were most probably born.

In short, living in an urban area is not special in Western cultures and does not denote inherent worth or superiority. Seek from within.

>>8645391
How is it prepared then untermensch?

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>>8645424

Boiled is the traditional manner.

>>8645427
those dont even have the correct shape you wanker

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>>8645427
weisswurst is shorter and stouter

>>8645429
>Arguing over a white sausage

>>8643625
winner

>>8644921

I thought you were supposed to suck the meat into your mouth through a hole in the end of the casing? And yes I'm serious.

>>8646417
some people do that, but most prefer cutting it open lengthwise, and then scraping the filling out so that you end up with two halves, which can be eaten easily without taking it in your hands.

>>8643686
Delicious corn syrup wursts

>>8643671
Kek

>>8644931
Obsessed

>>8644918

What happens if you eat it after noon? Is it something like what happens in Gremlins if you feed them past midnight?

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>>8644931

The best cheddar in the world is from Vermont.

Get fucked.

>>8646451
no. in old times, the meat mix was no longer fresh after noon.
>>8644918
and for frying a white type of wurst, people should really try 'wollwurst', that stuff is just great and meant for frying.

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>>8643604
All you'all are the wurst. Make your own so you know what's in it. Pic related: Kielbasa due for smoking tomorrow; bratwurst on the left, and Italian fennel sausage on the right.

You eurofags gave up all rights to food value when you began to suck at the corporate tit, just like 'murrica.

>>8646577
>HURR MAKE YOUR OWN

buddy there has to be a limit somewhere. not everyone wants to make every fucking thing they eat from scratch. especially sausge

>>8646577
prove that this is your pic.

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>>8647305
Lel, faggot. I don't know what kind of person you are to think that I would make up pics and stories on an anonymous korean snake hunting forum.

What kind of man do you think I am?

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>>8647305
Ok. Here's a shot from the refrigerator angle with a tray of homegrown garlic underneath, you simpering faggot. Reverse google that, tard.

You're probably the same googad that runs around screaming about samefagging in every thread where more than one person disagrees with your asinine opinion.

>>8647436
lol I made you take another pic.

>>8647449
he made you make another post

>>8647436
Are you a pro sausage maker or a hobbyist?

Never seen so much garlic in a kitchen begore

>>8647436
There is no need for that much garlic.

I used to be obsessed with german food. Let me tell you, for all the hooplah, weisswurst isnt that great. It's fine, but I prefer a broiled italian sausage

Weisswurst every time

German here. What is knockwurst?

>>8643604
Why do I have to choose? They're right there?

Pinkel (with cooked kale) and Blutwurst are best Würste.

theres a really good german butcher just up the road for me and they have like tonnes of different sausage types including these
if ive never tried em before, which one should i get, and should i have it like a regular sausage ie with mash potato and peas and shit or is there something special i should do with it

>>8648878
I'll bet the burgers mean the Knackwurst. Speacking of which, I still have one in storage, time to cook it with some Sauerkraut and mustard for a fine meal.

>>8644823
Hello, reddit.

>>8645423
Is this pasta? If not then why waste your time on his dumb post?

>>8645576
Maybe they are Asian women.

>>8648925
Good like finding a halal German sausage, Ahmed.

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>>8643604
>Grilled Weisswurst

As a Bavarian I am offended