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pakiturds?

THAT LOOKS LIKE THE LAST SHIT I TOOK

>>8655166
But they're a solid form, not a steaming, acidic liquid

Is food poisoning really worth the price of a chicken?

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Don't worry about it, that chicken still looks good.

>>8655072
What your smelling is salmonella and other bacteria. I wouldn't not risk it anon. Food poisoning is no joke.

Hold on I gotta take a shit

No I am a bad cook and I have no talent. That is why I am here

>>8654992
So your specialty is Indian cuisine?

It doesn't. You're just doing it wrong. Cook it in broth or leftover bean juice. Epic.

It taste good topped with hot milk

No matter what it has both the texture and taste of eraser shavings to me.

Chipotle's is OK becausr I just douse it in Chipotle Tabasco

>>8654912
The wings are pretty good and most of the girls are pretty, but the name "Hooters" is false advertising these days. Most don't go past B cups.

> be me
> go to Hooters
> girls have big tits and short shorts
> for some reason they have to wear skin colored pantyhose
> watching this pretty girl bring wings around
> get aroused
> start masturbating under the table in secret
> my friend told the waitress it was my birthday
> get brought up to dance on stools
> whole restaurant sees my giant boner
> cry in shame the entire ride home.

>>8654912
>walk in to hooters
>holy shit these chicks have barely covered racks
>sit down
>order food
>eat shitty overpriced food
>waitresses do a little dance routine at 8pm
>get another $7 shitty beer to stay for show
>show fails hard
>leave with disappointment hanging heavy from my heart
>or maybe that's just the greasy food announcing that I'll have the runs by midnight
m'lady

Very good goy!

>>8654786
I prefer reeds extra strength but that's good stuff to.

>>8654820
Reed's is weak watery shit.

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>>8654780

OP is a faggot.

>>8654785
t. manchild whose order I just took

I know who you are nigger

>>8654791

>being on your phone at work

Way to go champ!

Start with 3 lbs of bone in pork chops. Bone in is a must for this recipe. The bone and the marbled fat is what makes this delicious. Skip those lean bullshit boneless "chops."

Rinse your pork chops under the water and pat dry with paper towels. This will make your chops taste taste better and helps the dredge stick. Dredge your pork chops in flour, salt and pepper. Heat up a cast iron skillet with 1 tbsp canola oil, 1 tbsp olive oil, and 2 tbsp butter. Once oil is bubbling, cook chops 3-4 min a side and transfer to a plate. After removing pork chops, scrape the bottom with a wooden spoon and reduce to low heat.

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Your pork chops should be looking like this at this point.

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Add 2-3 cubes chicken boullion, black pepper, and a tsp of Cajun seasoning. Add 1 cup water and bring to a simmer. This is your gravy base.

>>8654727
Are you in the Nederland? That could be a McCroket

>>8654733

My dear boy, the Netherlands is bounteous with the uncouth and barbaric.
Would you needs to image a gentle, civil individual such as myself to make my abode in such places?

>>8654733
with ketchup and cheese?

Also the ragu is much whiter and has chunks of "meat" in it.

Isn't this just powdered buts?

>>8654657
it's good with Soylent

>>8654657
not fit for a dog

Calories are a measure of energy. What you see there is a breakdown of what a calorie is in metre/kilogram/second base units.

>>8654393
so is that or is that not the amount of calories i'd enjoy if i ate a dollar

>>8654385
Wonder why they didn't simplify.

Not sure what they want to do with m2 and kg, either.

>>8654341
memes

>>8654341
>why do pretentious people love exotic sounding ingredients
I dunno lol

Looks GOAT for sprinkling on a dish though. Big and chunky.

>>8654343
Figured it was just a shitty meme-seasoning.

I tried some the other day and, surprise surprise, it tasted like salt.

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>>8654315
What the fuck have you done

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>>8654315
you're a sick son of a bitch

>>8654315
Is that just pizza dough with honey on it? Who the hell orders that?

>>8654294
Yes, they grind up the fat of transfaggots and put it in the peanut butter. You're gay now. Good job.

>>8654294
>does skippy peanutbutter have trans fat in it?
Does mummy have cravings for black cock ?

>>8654655
just give me straight answer you insecure cuckq

As an unattractive female, how much shame should i feel answering door in pjs clearly high on weed

>>8654146
Absolutely zero. Most of us toke up ourselves

How do you know where I live?