Anybody here Sperm Donor or has donated sperm?

most sperm banks are near top colleges like stanford and harvard. you need to be at least 6 ft, in one of said colleges, and white, with a good medical history and dimples on your face.

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Actually I'll bump with a jokh;
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a battery?
>the battery has a positive side

>>970814
In the UK you are by law only allowed to do it 6 times in total. You get 35 pound per visit.

Also 9 out of 10 people who apply get rejected ( low sperm count, no eductation are non white, small people etc etc)

>>970853
I'm 5'11 :( i thought u was supposed to be like 5'9+? I saw this on /pol/.

Also I'm not white. Not a nigger either. I'm Afghan. Pretty good looking, or so I've been told. In shape. In school. 28 years old.

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>>970862
>>970853
>forgot pick related.

>>970860
35 pound? nigger that's low. The fuck, what's the point. I'll cost you 20 pound just for your time and money to get to the clinic + eat the food that produced the sperm.

That's funny, I have an appointment tomorrow with my local sperm bank.
From what I red on their website, I am paid between 100$ and 150$ for each time I give some. I am supposed to do it at least 20 times, at most 50 times. Can do it once per week.
I will post tomorrow more details

I'm not allowed to do it because extreme family prevalence of heart disease, schizophrenia, and I'm a ginger.

>>970862
who fails their school years enough times to still be in school when 28?

>>970867
goddamn why can't people under 5'9" do it? I could understand for really really short people below 5'2" but 5'9" is pretty damn high.

>>972005
confirmed manlet

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>>972011
I'm 5'6"

>>972005
I'm pretty sure the needing to be 6ft and white thing is bullshit

>>972012
HAHAHAHAHA

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>>972012
>>972005
fucking manlets

>>972012
me too

>>972141
when will they learn?