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Nobody has ever masturbated to me.

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>>1072561

Implying you NEED to pay for advertisement. I'm gonna show you an example of how you can do free advertising.

Let's see if you get it.

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>>1072561

omgz free advertising

>>1072481
Apply for jobs at firms that do that...

What should I study at college if I want to become a stock broker?

>>1072519
Anything from the 80s, because that's where most of the stock broker jobs are.

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börp

>>1072365
No.
1) All cryptocoin industries are full of scams. As a rule cash should always flow to you if you don't want to be ripped off.
2) If they can mine at profit they would double down on that and sell their coins not seek outsiders. They either can't make 50eur of coins or they think the price won't be as high later.

tl:dr its either an outright scam or they just think its too risky to do themselves.

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Can anyone give me an isight on China's standing in ETh and a predistion please?

drugs

>>1071860
If I lived in the same shit hole you did that would be an option, and I acknowledge that but that conversation is for a later date.

yes i know of a secret and i will share it with billions of other internet users :^)

Going to the gym regularly and not soloing large pizzas every weekend

>>1071628
Forex. Fuckin changed my life

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>>1071628

>8am

>>1061831
pee on people, similar to how your dog does.

I find that knowing deep down that your piles of ether are massive helps.

Also, imagine he has a small dick

Ugh, this should be in the sticky

>scan photos of your beta-male co-workers' families from their desks to your computer. Photoshop your face over theirs. Frame the new photos and replace the old ones on their desks. Their families are rightfully yours.

https://4ch.be/biz/thread/941895/

>>1072168
>Bitcoin
That's a funny way of spelling ethereum.

Ethereum is more than just a currency. It's a replacement for the entire financial services industry.

>>1072168
Anyone surprised? Bitcoin was a Trojan horse for a FED controlled digital currency.

>>1072303
It won't be though. Think of ETH and Bitcoin as a way of them testing the ecosystem with real world data. I don't think that the FED is ready to announce that they have already developed their own blockchain. They need to slowly integrate it in and gauge the acceptance along the way. Bitcoin, ETH, and Ripple are just scapegoats that they can point to if anyone begins to suggest it was their goal all along to have a government controlled crypto. Do you really think that banks would hand over control to a decentralized technology?

Hard part is getting 5% compounded weekly every week for two years

>>1071977
>It doesnt seem that impossible to find a stock that will rise 5% each given week
Then do it faggot. We'll all be worshipping you as a financial god, and you'll be the wealthiest man in the world.

(Or you'll inevitably fail, lose money, and stay a NEET poorfag. One of these alternative is quite likely.)

If you started at 20 years old, by 40 years old you could own
$1,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

So why not?

Easy way to answer that question.

>Did you do high school or college debate?
>Were you good at it?
>Did you use shit tier style methods like speed reading which basically exist to exploit the time limit and dropped argument rules of structured debate but would never persuade a jury in real life?

You will have a pretty fucking good idea if you could thrive in Law if you can answer the above in a satisfactory capacity.

>Universities

If you plan to practice within your own state only then you're fine with a degree from a smaller college. If you plan to go elsewhere and/or shoot for a top firm you need a degree from a top law school.

Brother is a lawyer.

I have lots to say but Im going to bed.

Law mostly sucks IMO.

work as a temp in a law office for a few weeks to see if you like it first

>>1071716
>>1071729

Outside of traditional legal professions (trial lawyer), is there any worth to having a JD? I know there are a bunch of routes to take with it.

>>1070089
Someone to blame when shiz goes wrong

Source: unhappy manager

>>1070089
Bump. Quit my part time job because I wasn't up to deal with my manager for another half-year.

From what I know about my manager (and other managers I've talked to), they usually started out doing the work they were managing, which is why they are in that position in the first place.

They mostly deal with keeping customers happy, and also vouching for their employees and service. It's not as physically taxing, but it's the dealing with people that gets you.

>>1070089

>another member of our team with lead privileges

Isn't that what a manager is?

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Start with $1000 and make a 100% return on 10 stock trades

>>1069751
buy some ethereum

>>1069755
even if you pick a good stock it could take years for it to double

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Bump. Interested.

I did some CFD's for a bit.

Fees and spread made it kinda shit unless you got a good run. I used massive leverage but cause im poor fag.

I once traded without a stop loss and it just pulled me out of my position when all my cash to cover margin was gone.

Not dangerous if you're careful, but as they say, leverage in finance is like speed to a car, it gets you where you're going quicker, but if you crash its so much more worse.

Its just another financial tool but is removed from the reality of the market as you are betting with the broker who alters prices.

Id just ETF or value invest.

tldr, not dangerous if you're careful. use stop loss.

>>1069657
This gif cracked me up. Thank you OP.

>>1069657
I think they're only traded in the UK, mainly because the Stamp Duty Tax renders trading actual equities pointless. They may even be illegal in the US.

>>1070392
Is it true the places that run them aren't regulated the way brokerages are, meaning you can get raped by a bunch of crooks? I think I read that on one of the threads here.

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Also have you faggots heard of TOPS?

IT'S THE NEW HOTSHIT.

can't go wrong. Trust me guys.

>>1064986
More like Top Keks to me

>>1064989
I agree with this guy

>>1072433
Didnt even read the article but trump is fucking absurd. If I could get a "small loan" of a million dollars from my dad and then inherit his real estate empire when he dies im pretty sure I could manage to not fuck it up either

>>1072440
>Didnt even read the article but trump is fucking absurd. If I could get a "small loan" of a million dollars from my dad and then inherit his real estate empire when he dies im pretty sure I could manage to not fuck it up either

Don't be so sure.

Abuse other people's money and get rich yourself? Of course it works, just look at how many would vote for trump.

As long as you can live with destroying others lifes you can go for it.

What does your app do?
Dont give up

>>1072421
it's an alarm that will alert someone that you're in trouble if you don't disable it. email, text, robo-call. it's the same as lifeline response's time mode (they're the competitor that i just found out about - i think because they focus on b2b primarily).

>>1072429
wat? I don't know, that sounds like it could be pretty annoying to the average consumer. I have to continuously enter my phone and disable it every so often or else my phone calls for help?

Am I missing something here?