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>>1075745
Buy a helium bag.

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Tfw can't go back to the good old days
>go get drunk on the open seas with bros for months
>harass some whales on and off, killing one whenever it pisses you off
>bring back to port and get hella swagbucks for drinking while wife takes care of you since you're a hard as fuck seaman

Now:
>go on a glassbottom dingy wearing a life vest with a bunch of elderly folk
>take a picture of a whale (no flash, don't want to offend the goddamn fish)
>yay time to go home to seafood-flavored tofu that you cook while wife is out working hard and you're taking care of children!

>>1075745
>>give a bunch of poors Monopoly money
are you retarded? we havent gotten any of the money theyve made since bush (and that was just an upfront tax break we had to pay back)

what pretend world do you live in where anything you just said is true?

Also I don"t see this as to become rich quick or at any cost. It's just that I don't want to be delusional or unrealistic. I don't have a full time job until university and I'm willing to put the work hours in.

>>1075637
>>1075641
Liquor stores work best in poor/working class/student areas (in order of worse-better). Considering youve let in millions of gibsmedat rapefugees I'd be more concerned about how many bars to put on the windows instead.

>>1075644
I've thought of a liquor store because of this. My town has a university and a lot students. The description of poor/working class fits the rest pretty well.

>>1075617
Its so hard to advertise stuff, that for now - not anymore. You need persistent articles on at least medium sized online game/mobile portals and those cost around $1000 each (800 words). I don't even know how much the top places charge. I msged a guy from CNET technology section and he said "Call me" so its pricy for sure..

>>1075617
P.S.
Consider this
https://developer.amazon.com/public/solutions/underground

>>1075617
>looking forward to yet another payment
> 1 to 5 installs

Stop shilling your apps.

>>1075562
On the internet, reading people defending socialism.

>>1075562

Watching a documentary about how American finance "regulators" are literally the same people sitting on the boards of investment banks that brought on the global anal prolapse of 2008, and also the same people that successfully lobbied against regulation during the decade before that.

>>1075574
>lol it's definitely their fault and not because of the embargoes and economic sanctions and CIA subversion campaigns XXXX-DDDDDDDDDD
>socialism never works XXXXDDDDDDDDDD

>>1075224
Only plus side could be if I can park it downtown and it can take me home once I'm shitfaced drunk. That probably won't be possible however as I'm sure there will be laws requiring drivers to be able intervene in case of emergency.

If i'm wrong on that, then there will be a fuck ton of uber/taxi/truck drivers out of work. Mass unemployment is a great thing right?

Who is liable if my autonomous car kills a 5yo girl running into the street? me? the automaker?

What if my robo car is about to drive into a crowd of neet protestors, is my car supposed to veer into the sidewalk and kill me to save them? or am I supposed to just mow down 10 people due to a computer error?

i'll be able to manually drive into a shitton of people, then revert the car back to autopilot before it crashes and claim it spun out of control all on its own

Sounds like a good deal to me

Can it drive over curbs to make it into that shitty receiving area? Can it break traffic laws? Can it yell at some idiot to move his car? Delivery driving is deeply unrefined and robuts are going to have a hard time of it

>>1073229
Statistically, there's higher demand for certain products in certain areas than in other areas. It costs money to stock stores products that might not sell.

>>1073229
Okay, so if some stupid niche brand variation of yet another salted baked snacky-treat doesn't exist in your immediate area in the US it's because the retailers are not aware or chose not to stock that product, due to cost, shelf-space, ect.

Entire brands, like say for example, PBR beer, it doesn't exist in the deep south because it faces so much other competition and the firm that distributes PBR has to truck it further, where it will end up with a higher mark-up and nobody is going to pay a premium for PBR when the market is already absolutely saturated with similar swill.

It's your duty to demand these products from your retailers. The retailers may pay more for a specialty variation of the usual salted baked snack they always stock their shelves with and may worry they'd sit on the shelf and go bad before they can be sold but those costs can always be passed on to you, if you really gotta have that shit.

>>1073229

they have factories all over the US, since it doesn't make a lot of sense to ship a 99 cent bag of air and grease very far.

your local factory doesn't make them.

Go to hell, xenophobe. Way to sound like a relic from the 1850's.

>>1075696

le current year man

>>1075692
I think you are on the wrong board.

>>1075668
kek

>>1075668
A bug in the game?

>>1075675
no this happens every year when somebody with access to real time data plays against chumps

everyone conveniently forgets the next year

>>1075632
>How do I replicate this model to become rich AF?
Step 1: have personal connections to a Jewish businessperson (i.e. be Jewish or closely related to someone who is)
Step 2: rely on those business connections to propel you to the top.

It's really that simple!

>>1075638
>Jewish
xDDDDD

>>1075670
Look at all the companies that OP listed. I can guarantee you that's the one trait they all share in common. Either one of the founders was jewish or they had a close friend who was.

>>1075557
Archive link?

>>1075642

it's in the fucking op

>>1075653
I don't want to give ad monies to either website

Get paid pupper

>>1075566
If you live in the US, or UK, yes. If you live in Canada, it's only about $50k US so no.

>>1075591
No worries my friend. It's my local currency translated to USD.

>I feel like it's shit, is it shit?

>Gives no reasons

Yeah it's shit OP

>>1075025
Mint isn't shit but it can be improved. I am looking to inoculate any startups who do similar stuff.

Money lover

But you have to buy it though

>>1075424
More info, kiddo

>>1075427

This...

But generally speaking your income is so low that you'll get back almost everything you paid in even if they claim you as a dependent.

If they don't claim you as a dependent, you'll get everything back that you paid in.

>>1075427
I literally don't know shit man. I just showed up and money appeared in my bank account every week.


I just know that like 15% of my money went into taxes. I don't even know what a dependent is

just open an acct with fidelity

>>1075559
bogleheads.org/wiki/getting_started

you're welcome

>>1075564
See, that's the thing, I have no idea what acct or fidelity is. I haven't studied anything close to
economics, and need somewhere good to start.

>>1073002
I think it's a shitty investment. You'll be lucky to see a big enough jump to even cover brokerage fees.

>>1073002
BKECF. Benen watching for a couple months. Flucuates between .35 and .52

>>1073365
We use Robinhood so we don't have to deal with brokerage fees