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>>1086275
Donating plasma isn't that bad senpai, just be sure to get there early and avoid all the ratchet ass people

>>1086395
Disagree. You get track marks on your arms and turn into a ratchet ass person.

Also, I have a story for you if you care to read it about a plasma experience I had. It's tl;dr, but if you do read you can laugh at what a faggot I am.

So I have a habit of being in situations where I can't go to the bathroom, and ALL I can think about is going to the bathroom. So obviously you can't go when you're hooked up to the machine, but I REALLY had to shit. Like it was GONNA HAPPEN. So I call over the attendant and she's like "nah we can't unhook you" but after some coercing, she was like "alright look, I'm going to wrap your arm up real tight and let you do this but just this once."

So I get wrapped up and head to the bathroom to take a nice robust shit. While shitting, a feel a warm tingly sensation on my arm. I look over and the wrap has come off and my arm is just fucking oozing out blood. Instinctively, I grab for it with my other hand, which was previously on my dick which is now steadily pissing into my boxers without the hand aiming it into the bowl. I reach with my bloody arm to guide my dick while my regular arm grabs toilet paper, spilling blood all over my dick. Finally, mercifully, my stupid faggot dick stops pissing and I can focus on my fucking hemorrhaging arm which I wrap up with a shitload of toilet paper and then paper towels for good measure. Realizing I have blood all over my body and my clothes, except for my pants which are covered in piss, I got the FUCK out of the plasma donation center without collecting my check. I didn't go back until like a month later and hoped no one would remember me and I guess I'll never know.

>>1086275
what was that site you used for filling surveys?

buy some kneepads and start sucking dicks at $1 a dick, after 1 million dicks you'll have reached your goal

buy yourself some ethereum, u wont regret it!

>>1086273
What this guy said

YouTube partner here, what the fuck is fullscreen?

>>1086229
HAHAHA HOW BAD ARE YOU GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS?

>>1086229
Are you the same anon that was asking other anons to disable ad blockers so you can make dosh creating content of questionable value?

Haha fucked up dude

You'd be shoot-yourself-in-the-head retarded not to take it.

Think of it this way, he's not going to enslave you to the bank. If you really and truly hate working there you can always quit. Not that you should, it sounds like you got a golden ticket on the gravy train. I hope it takes you to the stars anon.

>>1086220
Fucking take it you bonehead. Chances like these don't come to a lot of people going through uni.

Just because you got an internship at a place doesn't mean you'll be working there forever.

Having an internship like this will look good on your resume. And if your employers give the good word on you tilt help you even if it isint related to whatever you're doing in the future.

>>1086220
if you've got nothing else lined up then take it

if you apply for and land an internship at an investment bank or big tech firm then don't take it - your uncle will understand... retail banking could be an OK career, especially if there is someone in the firm looking out for you - but there are other options you might want to shoot for too

>>1086095
Yes, but don't accept.
You can use offers to negotiate better working conditions.

>>1086095
What exactly do you hate about it?
>>1086096
This is a risky proposition though, anon. The prognosis is pretty bad if you accept your current companies counter-offer. Something like 90% attrition/firing within 18 months.

>>1086146
>Something like 90% attrition/firing within 18 months.
Didn't know that, although it does make sense.
You could hedge by always having offers lined up after you break the news to your current employer, though that is both time consuming and costly since you risk fucking around all the potential employers in the area.

>>1086056

bump cause i can't sleep on this.

What are you doing nigger just ring your bank and tell them to reverse the charge that you never authorised.

Banks in Australia anyway will reverse all credit card charges.

>>1086056

Call the bank that issues your credit card and say you want to dispute the transaction because they're over billing you and you never agreed to the amount.

That's what credit cards are for. To tell shady merchants to go fuck themselves.

Fuck the whole thing in the ass and buy Ethereum

it's like a casino for people with autism

Stocks are units of ownership of large corporations

Stockholders get to vote on business issues and are also entitled to a share of the profits

In the stock market these units of ownership are bought and sold through a bid and offer system

Sell castle, invest in ethereum.

>>1086058
Stop with the ethereum meme cyber nigger desu.

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You see the problem with inflating your currency is, the more you inflate it, the harder it is to inflate it.

Reminder that we've been enacting all of the same policies that Japan has enacted 5-10 years before us

Reminder that since we've begun doing that, we've been experiencing the same conditions Japan has 5-10 years prior

Reminder that Japan has killed their economy by squeezing their middle class workforce to subsidize the zaibatus (large corporations)

Reminder that Japan is us in 5-10 years

Reminder that this economy is crashing with no survivors

>>1086141

So you're saying QE 4 is a go?

/biz/ im sorry

>>1085994
It is and it isn't. It is a scam in that you don't win and you have to click past a mountain of ads to enter, but you only lose if you actually buy something from them.

CHA CHING

>>1085960
>Gold mansacks
>not a bunch of lying kikes who want to drive the price of oil down as much as possible so they can buy in 6 months from now

>>1085988
I figure they want to close some short positions.

>>1085838
Just start out of your house dumbass

And i say dumbass with all due respect

>>1085863
But don't you need permits and license, also why not just go big. I have 50k to start with.

If the noi is around 500k for this kind of business and the cost of entry is 1ml that is a 50% YOC and should already raise some flags about how your info is skewed (see "too good to be true") . I would suggest you dig a little deeper.

Well?

>>1085770
I bought some already, used 3 months worth of NEETbux on it.

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>>1085748
I have interest in this as well. I was just on a site looking at jobs posted and some of them are entry level and offer training. Today is the first day I looked tho. I'm not sure how they pay. I need to be payed in a way I can bypass the government for reasons...

>>1085690
Less than ethereum