To the oil speculating cunts, I hope you enjoy knowing you will never get your money back and I hope you all jump off a building
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>>1086036
>t. guy who lost everything betting DWTI
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>>1086036
I'm about to get a bunch back when I file my taxes.
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>>1086064
DWTI is up though
Is Acorn app better than bank account if so is investing aggressive worth it
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>>1088163
no
peer-to-peer loans are better
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Will look into p2p loans
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What Is /biz/'s recommended reading list for a fresh high school graduate about to get a job that wants to make a living eventually through the stock market?
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Read the fronts of 1 million $100 bills that belong to you, so that you can remember the time you had money!
Read "levi strauss" off the front of pants because blowjob joke
no but seriously read investopedia
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>>1087785
Funny but not quite what I was looking for. I'm the kind of guy that goes all In, when I wanted to become a political scientist I read ten books on political ideology and countless more on society and government. I want something encompassing, I want to know what economics Is, the basics of It, some detail further than supply and demand, and what macro and micro economics are. I'm ready to go all the fuck In with this shit man. Lay down some starter literature. Investopedia seems great, but I don't think there's much there for me In terms of theory.
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>>1087820
Maybe you'd enjoy some ethereum?
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Alasks forex trader guy 2016-02-09 22:35:27 Post No.1085536
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been rakeing in the profit all month on this forex! how can i help /biz/ get rich?
[email protected]
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By showing a statement, telling us about your max drawdown, what is your edge, why we should give you money, how much you risk per trade and so on.
Otherwise you are just putting up a low tier scam
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>>1085536
Buy ethereum
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>>1085536
can you link your trading account to myfxbook
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Starting a local investigative newspaper / website 2016-02-11 07:07:06 Post No.1088214
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Starting a local investigative newspaper / website
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So I live in a pretty rich place, and its rich for miles and miles around. Recently some big news happened in my city. Girl goes missing, tons of money and effort expended to find her and she turns up and the family / police refuse to say what happened.
Now this drove me fucking crazy, so many of my friends were afraid for their kids and nobody is offering up an explanation. I said "i'll just call the family myself, I'll go ask family friends I'm GOING to get to the bottom of this for my own satisfaction".
Then I realized that there might be a market for this great big rich place I live for juicy gossip. Like that episode of the simpsons.
Legally what am I looking into here? I want to stay anonymous, how to market? Is this in anyway a good idea?
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Depending on the state you have regulatory obstacles that require schooling, licensing, and permits. What state?
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>>1088216
>schooling
you mean a guy cant just write shit on the internet about other people?
Im being serious I am not educated.
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>>1088217
So are you in any way rich or no?
>Have interview with someone from the company who would pay me and the third-party potential supervisor they've matched me up with
>The former already thinks I'm good, just have to convince the latter
>Answer every question with at least 80% of my possible best, which is good considering how nervous I am
>Every response is just "Okay." and then next question.
>Always refers to the person adopting the roles he needs as "someone" or "potential person", never "you"
>Just me and the guy from the company talking after. Say I think I did well but have no idea what he thought about me.
>Yeah. I completely agree. I couldn't tell at all what he thought.
Am I screwed, /biz/? Should I expect a no at this point?
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>>1088091
I would add that the guy from the company said I shouldn't look too much into it because he's seen interviews he thinks went great result in nothing and interviews he thinks went horribly result in a job, but I'm not really sold.
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>>1088112
I'm asking if anybody with experience with interviewers thinks I'm screwed or not.
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How do you keep up with current business news and market news?
Anyone else addicted to Bloomberg?
I watch Surveillance, Go and With All Due Respect every day.
That's 6 hours of business/politics news every day.
I'm completely addicted to it.
Am I the only one?
Does anyone have any other free live streaming news that they watch instead? Help me get off the BloomJew train.
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>>1086613
bumping with my waifu the hottest reporter/analyst in the biz
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>>1086613
>spending 6 hours of your precious time each day watching business news
Jesus Christ OP, that is a sad waste.
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Subscribe to feeds from Wsj, Forbes, Fortune, FT, NYT, SeekingAlpha etc on twitter.
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Dumb ass shit your family/friends say about business and personal finance 2016-02-09 09:41:11 Post No.1084580
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Dumb ass shit your family/friends say about business and personal finance
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>Investing is risky business!
>Investing your money is for people who already have a lot!
>The stockmarket is rigged
>The stockmarket is random and completely unpredictable, so it's best not to bother
>I play computer games
>I just keep my money in my savings account, that way it collects interest and I can save up!
>Saving for retirement? Haha i don't plan to be alive that long.
>I'm too young/old to start a business
>I do not listen to Maybach music
>All the good business ideas were taken already
>All the smart products or services were already invented before me
>____? Nah that's nonsense! Just get a regular job ya dummy!
>Anon, you need to pay for us when we're older, we raised you afterall
>Cmon bro lend me $100, i need it to buy more Vemma, trust me it will make us earn MILLIONS
>Reinvesting your profits? That's retarded, why earn money if i don't spend it on fun?
>Live within my means? But Shaniqua/Johnny has that new iPhone 9s deluxe platinum edition, I need it too...
>I only work 40 hours a week but i wish to get rich
>I don't actively work on improving myself
>What's the point of books? I'm done all my reading!
>I play videogames lol it's fun!
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>>Investing is risky business
>>The stockmarket is rigged
>>The stockmarket is random and completely unpredictable
These are actually mostly accurate
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I have a cousin that's a stoner metalhead/goth/punk or something like that.
He claims to be an anarchist. I asked him what it is and heard the most ridiculous explanation ever:
>Everything is fair and square. For example, I'm good with electronics and you're good with guitars. I do you a favour, and you do me a favour. No money involved. No one is getting rich. Right now, it's unfair because whatever we're good at, Samsung is getting rich.
I tried explaining some basic economics, e.g. how would you value the favours?
>You just don't get it, man.
The guy is 23. Not English, but that's roughly how the conversation went.
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How hard is it to get away with faking a college degree?
I'm in my second year of college, but I know that I have access to better quality information for free online and at my local library.
I'm guessing it's extremely simple for an employer to check if you're BS'ing, but do they really do these checks? Don't most employers use college graduated from and the GPA to weed out potentials?
I really see little reason for paying out the ass for an education that I can receive for free at the local library, other than showing the employer that I can take on stressful situations.
Has anyone on /biz/ faked their education just so they could get their foot in the door and not be up to their eyeballs in debt?
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>>1088165
Yes, they do those checks. In some states it's illegal to lie about your education status on a resume, in other states it's illegal to do so on job applications.
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>>1088165
It's extremely easy to lie about education. Most non-stem degrees teach you next to nothing you couldn't pick up to a conversational level by browsing a subreddit on the topic or something. But its also so easy to check now that every employer that you would want to work for will check up on it, and they will fire and blackball when you get caught. Just do the fucking degree even though its a meme its something you have to do these days unless you are a code god or already made of money and connections.
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My dads incapacitated in the hospital. He is living and but can not make decisions or talk and canbarely move. I have the same name as him but im the 4th. I have his wallet. With his ID. He is about to pass this week. Im not on his bank account and im not power of attorney there isnt enough time to get it either. Im wondering if i could go up to his bank and withdrawl the money with a withdrawl slip through the drive through or inside. Any advice? Im trying to get the money out before they take it when he dies for hospital bills he owes 2+ million.
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>>1088081
The states estate lawyers will look at the account activity, especially with the money you are talking. So, no don't do it. However assuming there is no will you might be able to get a lawyer to do it all on the up and up. Be quick OP, while he lives the lawyer can still help you. Better be enough in that account to be worth it though.
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Its only around 3,000..
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>>1088088
HA HA HA AH AHAHAHAA A HAAHAHHAH
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Hi /biz/, total newfag here
What do you think about their books?
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necessary for business success desu
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>>1087046
Read RDPD and Art of the Deal.
Then you're done reading their books.
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>>1087090
i'm after RDPD, and going to AotD, but what about the rest of Kyiosaki books? If they are shit, can you recommend something other?
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I thought I would buy some coke but fuck it... what should I invest in this week? I've got 5,000$AUD to fuck with.
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>>1086695
Thought I might get a few hookers a little blow. Give me some good ideas faggots.
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>>1086710
How about a non-crypto?
Nice suggestion.
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Is there anything more soul crushing than failing tonnes of internship and graduate job interviews due to bad social skills and then graduating and working a near minimum wage menial job while living at home?
And I'm realising that people at workplaces really really fucking hate you if you're introverted. Even if you're part-time they really fucking hate you. If this happens at part-time jobs, how the hell could I possibly succeed in some white-collar, HR-Stacey-filled, posh-people-filled, management sucking up workplace? >inb4 go in to STEM. Many STEM workplaces are like this.
How is it that I've failed so many interviews if they only ask dumb competency questions and I give my answers with the STAR framework they're looking for?
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>>1083539
You didn't realize the most important thing at all - you don't wanna succeed in there. Yes even in STEM. Succeeding means kissing a$$ left and right, ... ah you know I dont even wanna continue. It makes me sick just thinking about it. A good way to get a heart attack and nothing to show for it.
Think what youre good at, or polish your skills in the afterhours and open your own thing. It may be small at first, but great trees grow from well cared for trees.
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Tfw you realise work is just school 2.0 electric boogaloo but with extra bullshit.
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>>1083539
>How is it that I've failed so many interviews if they only ask dumb competency questions and I give my answers with the STAR framework they're looking for
because you didn't look them in the eye and signaled your autism
>tfw students in the UK are literally resorting to legalised prostitution to pay off student loans
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>>1084509
I'll probably be doing the same in several month's time desu.
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>women are whores
surprise
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>>1084509
I thought you cucks had free tuition? Lmao
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When should I buy puts? When should I buy calls?
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>>1087996
buy puts right now, and wait for happening