>be polish janusz
>work for a german software company, making a decent living
>dad is a millionaire, never took a cent from him, but we're on good terms
>yesterday dad calls me and is like " Anon, my son, i have sent yuo 1 million potato money into your account, for starting own company, so you dont have to do workings for german jew"
So now i have a round 1 million polish zlotys ( around 250.000$ )in my account. I have absolutely no idea what the fuck to do with it.
Help a dirty polack out bros.
Buy ethereum.
http://youtu.be/fbEtivJIfIU
>>1085454
Im on /biz/ for less then an hour and even i notice the extreme shilling.
short mBank.. thank me later
Looking at starting a blogging business. What should I do it on? Anyone got any blogs you follow?
Whatever it is, it has to be over the top.
You could write well thought out deep and very intelligent posts, but the two people who will actually read it won't pay the bills.
Since the amount you make will be based on advertising, which is based on the number of hits, you need to go full click bait.
So, for example, things you wouldn't want to title your posts....
"People question Trump Campaign Future"
"Hillary Clinton faces Tough Questions"
Instead, you'll want titles like...
"Trump Campaign IMPLODING on Racist Rant"
"Hillary worried she will miss White House and Land in Jail"
Click bait. The money is in click bait.
>>1089268
So basically I should write about how horrible 4chan is?
"Antisemetic anime-lovers support misogynist video games."
>>1089276
Learn to embrace the outrage.
Create two author profiles for yourself (but don't let anyone know they're both you)
One of them is a crazy leftist. One is a crazy conservative.
They both spew the most outrageous things you can imagine. Sometimes they get in flame wars with each other on the site.
What is the minimum amount of USD it would take for you to suck a mans dick?
Conditions:
>he is clean, both showered and free of STDs
>he is middle aged and neither attractive nor deformed
>there will be no permanent record of you sucking his dick
>nobody else will know unless you tell them
>it will take around 20-30 minutes for him to climax depending on how good of a job you do
>you will be forced to take his cum into your mouth and you will need to swallow
>there will be some physical contact, he will push you around a little, grope you, and grab your hair, but it will not be overly rough
>you will need to get fully nude except for panties that he provides, he will remain dressed
>20-30 minutes of work
$20
>>1088565
my first number was 10 grand, but then I asked myself "would you really not do it for half as much?" and I ended up haggling myself down to 1000
I'm pretty sure 1000 is as low as I would go but realistically it might be like 500 or 600 bucks [spoiler]or less [/spoiler]
$1would be a step up desu
hey, /biz/
I'm a freshman econ major. will i be behind if i dont get an internship this summer? does the the normal econ/business freshman even get an internship for their first summer?
my plan right now is to just self study and work at my normal summer job.
>>1088042
I'm a freshman at Williams with a double major in econ and math. My opinion is kind of limited since I am in the same boat as you and I can only really supply anecdotal thoughts about it.
However, I know that a decent portion of my classmates (~40-50%) are in the process of landing summer internships or have already gotten one. I personally am deciding between an unpaid internship at John Hancock or a paid 'research' position at Harvard. Personally I feel as though so long as you are working a stable job for the duration of the summer it will not really hurt your chances for next year, but if you have the opportunity to seek out a legitimate resume building internship I do not see why you wouldn't.
>>1088042
Yes, some people by junior year already have three internships, those guys are gonna get the best entry jobs/program
>>1088042
let me tell you that I did a prestigious degree but never did any internships and I regret it every fucking day I'm looking for work
Alright, so I've taken advantage of a presale for Beyonce's Formation Tour in my town and snagged a couple pairs of sweet floor seats from Ticketmaster. I'm sure as hell not going.
How/when is the best possible time to sell these and for how much profit should I mark up for?
I spent $280 ea.
Sell after it's been sold out.
DEEEMAAAAND
SUUUUPPPLYYYYY
Where can I get a bot to buy off ticketmaster tickets?
Post a listing a few weeks before the day of the show. Need to give time for the tickets to sit and get attention (unless you already have some buyers in mind).
Let's say you're 25 y/o with a STEM associate degree and 20k in debt making 25k month and spending 12k/y in rent.
How would your personal financial plan look like.
>>1087728
1k per month on rent and 24k on hookers and blow
>>1087728
Making 25k/ year
>>1087730
spend 1k a month on hookers and blow
H-why would anyone implement BTC as a form of payment into their business?
Prices goes up and down by 50dollars a day. You just can't know what you get.
Because you're a shitmunching dumbass. NEXT
>>1088482
You set your prices in USD but accept bitcoins as payment. Transfer any BTC directly into USD after payment.
Why accept them? Why not? Accepting more currencies means more potential customers.
>>1088482
do you have to pay tax for btc?
Reached £860.00 today so far ($1241.00)
China hoarding gold
Oil and stocks continue to fall
Where does it end?
>mfw bloomberg told me that gold was going to go down 6 months ago
>mfw bloomberg told me to sell dollars & gold and buy rubles
>mfw i always do the opposite of what bloomberg says
>>1088519
I'm up over £500 since Monday, how much are you holding in gold?
>>1088585
8 Oz
nice palis
Why haven't you bought a home yet?
no downpayment saved yet
prices too high
prefer liquidity
>alberta canada
>>1088180
I really fucking want to but even on a quant salary I cant afford a place in london yet
Because renting is better
/v/ jokes aside, Nintendo has been going through a rough patch lately and their stock price reflects that. But with the NX looming in the horizon could this be a good opportunity to buy Nintendo stock? Let's see, rumor has it that they're planning a new Smash and a new Zelda, their 2 biggest system pushers, as launch titles for the NX, and so even if the NX turns out to be a flop in the long run, I believe you can expect a sharp spike in their stocks upon launch.
Fuck off back to your containment board
^
Recently started trading on plus500
Why are all online reviews so negative? Any grounds?
Anyone with some experience?
Where can I find realtime charts online for free with sufficient indicators?
>>1087510
you'd be better off with interactive brokers...
also trying to save on costs isn't always a good idea
hey shills you fuckers are scammers that stole 2k from me , eat shit and get cancer
saged adn report
>>1087977
JIDF detected
pol was right
What are your life goals and why?
>>1086097
I want to be wealthy enough not to work.
Wealthy enough to have freedom as to where I go and what I spend my time doing.
Influential enough to fulfill my purpose on this world.
to buy more ethereum
I don't have a life goal because I don't have a life in the first place. . .
I am just living.
>woooaaaahh mannn deeep
guys i dont want to be a no-coiner phag, help me out.
also will put up a video link of me fuking girlfriend
0xdf78ac8de145639fbbac56c7d62bcab90ff46e77
Buy doge
Short pran
>>1089023
If you have a bank account and a credit card you can buy bitcoin instantly through coinbase then trade that for ethereum on kraken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAcJBkdH1XY
快买以太坊!!!
>Finally decide to buy Ether after reading shills on biz for more than a week
>its literally five bucks now
>login to cryptsy
...
We told you bro
Also
>cryptsy
>>1088722
Get your shit out of cryptsy somehow. Apparently ether withdrawals are fine.