Whats the best meme to invest in ?
Knee pads you tumblr faggot
Save it. Stocks are at an all time high, it's better to hold cash.
>>1593695
already copped
>can't buy or sell cryptocoins in India
How will I meme myself now?
>>1593630
What do you do ? Never see many ppl from India on this board
>>1593636
Engineering student desu.
is it true that Pajeet will do any kind of SEO and online marketing jobs for a few cents an hour ?
How do I turn $10,000 into $100,000 ?
in b4 kneepads
>>1593607
knee pillows
>>1593607
perhaps some kind of knee pad polishing device?
Why is biz so obsessed with the notion of sucking cocks?
I have $555.00
What do I do with it
>>1593413
go to your local bank and open a savings account
>>1593413
make it all single bills and then throw it in a river to restart your quest to earn 550 dollars
>>1593416
This, if you already have a savings account bank more money to save.
>go in for interview
>go to give handshake
>interview guy does a surprise attack fistbump and fumbles it as he shoves his fist into my open hand reaching for a handshake
>grab his fist, smile, and shake it anyway
>he immediately looks nervous
>>1593328
>Go in for interview with hot female interviewer
>what the fuck do I do with my hands
>go in for the fake body-blow into handshake but she doesn't go all in
>end up doing a weird pull-in chest bump
Kill me
>>1593328
>3L at T1, law review and all that bullshit
>In Chicago for interview
>""""""""friendly""""""" lunch interview
>shitting my pants trying to stay cool
>partner at firm asks me who I'm voting for
>casually say "the winner."
>table is dead silent
>wait five minutes to get up and go to the bathroom
>stay there for more than an hour
>partner literally has to ask me if i'm doing okay and I said i'd catch up with them later
I'm pretty sure i'm not getting the job.
>>1593436
Fuck this sounds like something I would do. Should have something like Trump, then normie says something bad about Trump and you respond, now I'm with her.
Why does money feel so weird sometimes?
I remember times id lose $1000's simply because I couldn't be bothered to do shit and i didnt give a fuck or think twice about it. but sometimes ill lose a few hundred dollers playing Poker or miss out on a sale or something and get rather ticked off
Why does this happen?
Why are our brains so inclined to sweat the relatively small stuff but ignore the stuff that truly matters?
I've read that it's a matter of our brains not understanding large numbers.
No matter how hard you try, you could never properly understand just how big one million dollars is, especially when compared to, say, twenty million.
Because the brain can't comprehend those large numbers, sometimes small losses hurt more than big ones, simply because you CAN vision what $400 is, so when you lose it you know exactly what value you no longer have.
There's also an enormous emotional component to money in general so people are included to become irrational about it
read Predictably Irrational by Dan Ariely, or look up his talks online
Ask a fag who got a full time job, but makes more money than my job after work anything
>>1593084
But how?
me too
compound interest is a beautiful thing
>>1593084
>Ask a fag who got a full time job
>who got a full time job
>full time job
>a job
On /biz/?
Not likely.
I have $12,000 CAD. It's sitting in a QTrade thing and made me $700 more over the last year or so.
What should I be doing with it?
>>1593072
>sitting in a QTrade thing and made me $700 more over the last year
nothing? Sounds like a good investment.
>>1593076
I didn't know if that's considered good or not.
>>1593095
yeah that's good unless QTrade is much riskier than it sounds
What do you do when you have a more successful brother and will never surpass him?
>>1593049
I don't know, I'm the more successful one
>>1593049
Congratulate him and continue doing your own thing.
>>1593049
Did he also murder your parents?
What's a good site for a dirty, maple-syrup sucking, sycophantic Canadians to buy and sell bitcoins?
Kraken
http://michaelmoore.com/
QuadrigaCX
Almost all personal finance I read about talks a lot about long term compoundment as a means to wealth. But I don't see the appeal of being rich by 60. What methods of profit, short term, that you can then automate excess earnings into investments do you guys use?
>>1593035
>don't see the appeal of being rich when I'm 60
Do something for me, OP. Please write that sentence down on paper, seal it in an envelope, open and read it on your 60th birthday and see if you still feel the same way.
I'll be here bumping this thread in anticipation of your reply.
>>1593042
I have a Roth IRA. I invest in index funds. I have a savings account. I just don't think it's as incredible as people make it out to be. Why the fuck would I want to be wealthy when I have terrible shits every day and can barely fuck and smell horrible and sleep early? I'd rather be rich by like 38~40's
>>1593035
when you're 60 you'll hate yourself
How to start from the bottom?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubBzkZzpUA
get a job you fat neet
>>1593001
Buy a quarter lb of weed for $1000
sell oz for $350
$400 profit twice a month
that's how I started from the bottom now I hear
>>1593001
CERU my nigga
I'm a live in nanny who just worked from 9 am to 1 pm and the dad paid me 30 dollars. I get paid 10 dollars an hour.
He's a financial advisor. This is the second time this has happened, and I just said thank you because I didn't want to be rude and honestly there have been times when my job was ridiculously easy and I probably shouldn't even have been paid so it's not a big deal. But then there are also things they ask me to do like walking the dog that I don't even count towards my hours, so IDK.
Anyway, what do you think the chances are that he doesn't realize what he's doing? Pretty much zero, right?
9-1, that's four hours...
If he does this next time I have to say something but I don't know how to be polite about it.
>>1592893
Live in nanny but get paid by the hour? I think this arrangement would be better off being paid by the day/week/month. Or having an agreement that you will work from x hour to x hour every day. Otherwise keep a detailed log of everything you do hour by hour.
You literally just say you are owed another hours pay.
>Anyway, what do you think the chances are that he doesn't realize what he's doing? Pretty much zero, right?
No, this is your way of thinking because the $10 ad extra hour mean more to you (who worked for it) than him.
>>1592899
Yeah, I work for 30 hours to cover rent then the rest I keep. I'm also a full time college student so I like the flexibility not having a real set schedule can give me, but it does have drawbacks if they have me care for the kids when I have a ton of homework.
I am not very informed on all of this stuff but I've been reading a book on derivatives and hedging. It claims that it is without risk if you:
Long spot and short forward contract
It can't really be this easy can it?
Say 1000 shares of XYZ for $150/share.
Short contract for $160/share, and long spot at $150.
What goes wrong?
>What goes wrong
you don't get interest on your 1000 shares of shitty stock
>>1592830
That's called a straddle.
Nick Lesson thought they were a low risk way for him to recover losses he had made through unauthorized trading at work. Low risk, low reward, so you need to move a lot of money through it. Then one day the risk caught up with him.
He ended up bankrupting Barings Bank.
>>1592830
Yep! Go ahead and do it op! Literally nothing can go wrong and you will wake up tomorrow a millionaire!
Which Vanguard pays the most?
>>1592775
Robinhood
>>1592775
What do you mean by "pays the most"?
Growth potential, current income?
Foreign income, or non taxable income?
>>1592784
Can you explain what all those terms mean?