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>>1585279
>Age
26
>Occupation
Business Owner - Industrial Flooring
>Location
Texas
>Salary
10-50k a year
> Assets
Truck - 9k after what's owed to the bank
Machinery and tools - 16k
Bank - ~8k

>Debt
42k

Net worth -9k
>but that healthy business debt tho.

Love the freedom but miss the security and easiness of being an employee.

>Age
35
>Occupation
Chef at Burger King
>Location
Burger King
>Salary
600k/year
>Assets
9"x7"
>Debt
0

>>1585279
Age
>24
Occupation
>EMT/student
Location
>North Carolina
Salary
>$17000
Assets
>Truck ~$15,000
>Guns ~$2600
>Stocks ~$13,000
Debt
>$1200 credit card

Clinton

Clinton

>>1579190
Cuck

>>1595786
I'd say you have a 50-50 shot.
50% someone posts the image of all those finance books.
50% you just get trolled mercilessly.

>>1595788
What can you do friend?

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Investing and the Stock Market 101 are good introductions, they're at your nearby Barnes and Noble. Yea I know, pretty simplistic but it teaches you excellent basics. Also, you could practice with Stock Simulator on Investopedia before engaging in Trading.

Also, please be aware of the pump and dump faggots on Stock Trading Threads.

>>1595761

video editing

>>1595810
You can literally do it in windows movie maker.

I dont want to. Id much rather spend my free time reading or occasionally shitposting than spending hours putting together shit vids for a few bucks

that's the meme

>>1595652
that's the scheme

>>1595652
that's the dream

>>1595617
in case you want to see the website

I'd like to know what the web traffic and stats look like for this page

http://www.healthreportz.com/POPS/fsh/iqcompliant.html?siteid=2905&campaignid=21666&placementid=45203&channel=Technology+%26+Computing&subchannel=Technology+News&c=0.02501&sxid=bh9qoern54ju

>>1595620
A friend told me about mental health pills blowing up earlier this year. He said they're converting like crazy at $50-60 per sale. I've heard some up to $80 if you got a good affiliate manager.

For getting traffic stats, it's impossible. a)email the webmaster and ask nicely. you'll likely not get a reply. b)hack his click tracker or affiliate panel. again, not happening.

There's dozens if not hundreds of people running that same landing page. I used to promote a very very similar one for a work from home offer. There were hundreds of people pushing that. In fact one affiliate network I signed up with was giving it away free to their affiliates.

I know you probably want to duplicate it and get rich. It's not that easy. Any retard with a computer can rip a landing page and put it online. Getting traffic that is going to BUY is what seperates noobs from people who know what they're doing.

>>1595617
If Stephen Hawking actually believes the myth that we only use 10% of our brain then he is a retard. That was debunked almost as soon as it began to be spread. Only absolute imbeciles still repeat it.

Gay porn

it all starts with making a website for yourself

then figuring out how to market yourself

then figuring out how to close sales and deal with customers.

the easiest part is delivering assuming you already know how to do those creative things.

if all that's beyond you, make profiles on freelance sites like odesk a nd compete with pajeet who will do it for minimum wage. once you build your portfolio up, you'll have clients, references, referals, and all that jazz.

>>1595580
That's tons of work for little return, too much competition because hundreds of millions of people can do it online with no training.

Try learning a physical trade now, have your company in 10 years

why did you study accounting in the first place?

>>1595589

I fell for the "language of business" meme and wanted to learn how businesses work so I could one day start my own business

only now after finishing my education do I realize that accounting teaches you jack shit about how to market a product or generate revenue or manage a business.

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>>1595607

How much money are you down that you put into that degree?

ya but like no one on this board is ever gonna make 20 mil desu

>>1595550
actually 1 mil is all you need. just plug that in to the s&p 500 or some good performing bluechip and enjoy your 50-100 k yearly.

>>1595572
>enjoy your 50-100 k yearly
No, dumbass, you cannot pull 5-10% out of a stock portfolio every year and expect it to last. You call take 3% if you want want a less than 1% chance that it'll run out. You can take max 4% if you can live with a 10% of spending it all.

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>>1595539

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>>1595539

Communist revolution and removal of the bourgeoisie when?

>>1595457

>implying free money is a meme
>implying they won't eventually be forgiven when the bubble bursts just like the housing market
>implying I'm going to live in the country they were issued from.

I had scholarships and financial assistance. If I didn't have those I'd have done student loans plus ROTC.

Why? Because not having an education is more expensive than getting one.

>>1595457
Yes I did and no I would not do it over
Dropped out before I got in any more debt

Buy gold before the election. Prices will go crazy when Trump is elected.

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>>1595426
>when

>>1595435
the mails are killing her m8

>>1595404

Every 100k invested before 34 will turn into 1mil.

How is it a scam?

It literally takes 5 years of maxing 401k to become a millionaire at that age.

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>>1595404
You sound like every teenager who thinks that they should have all their money immediately and also spend it immediately then wonders why they are broke until the next paycheck.

If you would have said social security I would have agreed with you but at least 401k is locked in a safe account that is really hard to access by others and most companies give you some free extra money for contributing.

Now, if your company you work for doesn't match contributions then you are better off funding something else. Maybe a Roth instead.

>401k
>a scam

Christ, you niggas...

finally someone gets it, I do the reverse stock split thing every now and then, but most of the time no one knows when the stocks are going to pay a dividend so I've never gotten the oppurtunity

>>1595358
>>1595360
samefag
bait

1. Shares are never rounded. Partial share distributions are paid in cash.

2. Dividends of public stocks are always announced in advance. 100% of the time.

3. Fuck you, you attention-seeking NEET bastard. Enjoy you (You). I hope you choke on it, fag.

>>1595360
I found a calendar for the dividends and seemed pretty accurate. I have only been doing it with blue chips not that penny shit so there is less volatility.

>>1595289

EY is the best big 4

>>1595289

What do consultants know that the people that hire them don't? Why would anyone hire a consultant?

>>1595387
no

plis go