tfw there are educated people on this board who would rather live in a house that is above their means just to posture but be unable to truly relax and have security in it, rather than living in a house that is below their means and living in it like a king.
>>1666035
if you care about excessive comfort and being perceived as wealthy by others this is probably the wrong board for you.
pride is a bitch. it costs money for people to stroke their egos, why get salty about it. let people enjoy the things they do with their money. is this board not about money?
>>1666205
I, too, love being poor
I wanna get started in real estate. How do I get a bank to talk to me about decently sized loans? (under 300k)
work for a RE agency for 2 years. You don't need a loan for that.
>>1665966
Work overtime for 3 months and pretend that it is your average pay. Just like I did
>>1666163
I clear $2600 CAD a week atm and I have a pretty decent credit score, think they'll look at me?
Does anyone here have experience with illegal or shady business?
>>1665797
The only shady business I'm doing is your mother
>>1665801
>your mother jokes
Is it 2008 again, reddit?
Why would anyone tell you?
>buy 100 shares of Magna
>tell my dad
>Dad asks, why buy Magna? Seems like a bad time.
>shut the fuck up dad.
>2 weeks later I'm up 13% on magna
>Dad buys 200 shares
What are your holdings? Do you have a TFSA? What Canadian stocks will do well with Trump wanting to reopen NAFTA?
if i want to start buying shares do i open a tfsa? with TD btw
>>1665752
>buy 250 shares of MEMP for $0.7 today
>it's down to $0.54 right now
Kill me please
>>1665752
I have a TFSA. Nearly maxed out.
I buy $VFV exclusively.
How do I get paid anonymously ?
I'm gonna start porn art commissions but I don't want people to know my real name.
Is Paypal hiding your credit card name on invoice ? Or do client only see you email when they received the invoice ?
What do you think about fiverr.com ? They take 30% of your earnings but you can stay totally anonymous.
Just have everything go through a company not directly to you. Problem solved
Or use paypal. The sender can't see your info if you make it anonymous.
>>1665651
Bitcoin and a mixer
What does /biz/ think of Fingerprint Cards?
Thinking of shifting most of my money into FPC stocks now that it's reached a new low, having dropped ~15% the last month.
Anyone else jumping in?
Meme stock of years ago in Scandinavia. I think the train might have passed.
>>1665646
Let's hope not, 'cause I'm going in!
Not right now though, will probably wait a couple days and see if it goes down even further before I buy some.
Probably wait, I think it will stay at ~50 sek a long time or drop more
Can we have an entire thread about how retarded this equation actually is?
>>1665600
What is wrong with it fampachi?
>>1665621
>hurr let's model option prices with heat equation
Did anyone ever at one point think this would be a good idea?
>>1665635
Why is it a bad idea?
what now :( ?
You stop shitting in the street
>>1665582
your stomach hurt now
>be me
>get my first job after graduating from college
>set up to fail from day 1 by given a project with unrealistic expectations no one else wants to do
>fail
>get fired
>can't get any other job because former employer won't give me a good reference
>career and life ruined
Any similar stories?
>set up to fail from day 1 by given a project with unrealistic expectations no one else wants to do
Read as: I was too lazy and unmotivated to meet expectations so i let myself fail and blame all my problems on everyone else
>>1665574
Just leave that shit off the resume dude, and start fresh. Make sure the expectations for the role match your abilities or exceed by just a little
>>1665574
IKTF bro. I took a "senior" bank job without knowing the bank was failing and the data systems were trashed. They wanted a three month fix for the entire thing. I just walked away.
Just keep grinding. My current employer didn't even check my references.
Any watch experts here? or decent ones?
Is this the real thing or is it a bootleg?
>>1665468
oh yes post a shitty quality picture where you can even read the brand properly and ask for fucking advice
Definitely bootleg, I would advise you throw into the trash, but please make sure to leave the location! k thnx
>>1665474
DOnt be a jew, it's a consumer level tissot.
The strap isnt original, crown is misshaped but could be an early model.
Not even worth 70 USD
What's the best virtual stock trading program where users are able to make virtual trades (using fake money) on every western market?
I have Stock Wars downloaded on my phone but they are lacking some Canadian exchanges.
>>1665463
markets.com is pretty ok
>>1665469
Attempted to register and apparently they don't accept Canadians to use their service..
>>1665469
Any other suggestions?
ok guys, need your help naming our biz..
we are three /biz friends who decided to start a small organic (energy) drink company.. we use natural herbs to make several different types of drinks.. energy, relaxation, vitality (erection), and several others
our three initials are T M D
I was hoping to get a name using those initials in the order of DMT, though if not possible just whatever using those initials
so far, our best choice is
The Micro (or macro) Distillery.
>>1665457
bamp
>Made To Drink
>The Miraculous Distillery
>>1665478
>>Made To Drink
>>The Miraculous Distillery
Thanks anon. these are pretty cool
Anyone have experience in P2P loans offline? I have a network of people I can loan to. Small amounts of my personal money (<$2000) to loan at 10% interest. Loans compound monthly so I'm looking at $200/mo if I loan out $2k. I will give people one year to pay off the principal + interest ($4400 total). This is how my grandfather was able to make a lot of money for himself in old Mexico. Anyone have any experience with this?
>>1665396
check your math
>>1665400
I mentioned the loans would compound monthly so essentially I'm charging 120% yearly interest on $2000. Does that make sense?
>>1665406
check your math again
also who would take that shit interest rate and pay it back without you needing to break their kneecaps
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Gibs me da plays of da week
Fed meeting this week. Heads up
Is it easy to get caught selling fake goods on Amazon or eGay?
E.g if a buyer reports you for fake merchandise, will they immediately close your paypal and hold all your money?
>>1665340
>if a buyer reports you for fake merchandise, will they immediately close your paypal and hold all your money?
Pretty much, doesn't stop people from trying though.
The burden of proof is on you I believe, so if you get reported once it'll be over.
Start your own web store.
I have an Egyptian friend that lives in Texas and he sells fake goods online. Mostly fake designer clothing to niggers in the hood. When his web store starts getting a bad reputation he just makes a new one. He buys his fake goods online but I can't remember what site he told me.