HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO START A BUSINESS WHEN I HAVE NO CAPITAL!?!?!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1664701
>not being able to trick people into investing in vaporware
yeah, business is not for you.
Capital isn't generally your biggest issue. Lack of experience and knwoledge is.
>>1664708
I never believed this until I found a business mentor. You can have a million bucks in your pocket but that doesn't mean you will create a successful business. Most successful businesses are started by experienced people. Somebody that has been a plumber for 20 years starting his business is going to have a higher success rate than somebody with 2 years experience, even if the kid with 2 years experience had more capital. The experienced guy already knows the industry, he knows the customers and how to get them, he knows where the supplies are coming from that his boss chucks in the back of his van, etc.
If you have a lot of capital and no particular experience or knowledge in anything, then you're better off investing it in stocks or real estate rather than starting a business.
Especially if you're autistic enough to say "REEEEEEEE" then you aren't capable of operating a business, yet alone putting the empty toilet paper roll in the trash instead of waiting until your Mom does it.
Oh god boys. I have truly done it now.
I quit my job last month and have already blown through my savings. and I need money immediately. Is there anyway I can make alright money quickly ?
I am completely fucked.
>>1664688
One word:
KNEE-PADS
>>1664726
adding a hyphen doesn't turn it into one word
Invest in knee pads breh, you think this is a meme but you gotta do what you gotta do
So I'm moving out /biz/ and I have a lot of useless things on my bedroom, might even amount to around 40.000usd or more. I don't want to sell them one by one on the online market, but yards sales aren't really popular in my country.
I live in Chile and the equivalent of my country is www.mercadolibre.cl
If I sell all this things (I can even sell my bed, I already have another one) I would gain a lot of money, perphaps enough to start an industry.
>>1664681
>40.000usd or more
No.
>40,000 usd
>Start an industry
>>1664689
Like 4 computers from 2009-2012, three macbooks, 4 iPhones, 2 HD TVs, a PS3 with like 150 games, a PS4 with around 15 games and the rest are school things. I also have around 200 pairs of shoes and clothes.
I live frugally and dont go out at all, don't buy clothes, don't even have friends to go out with. All I do is work then come home and shitpost on 4chan. I've managed to save quit a bit of money over the last 6 months (£2500) and I'm thinking of blowing it all.
Basically, I'm 23 and can't even drive, no license either, live in a rented flat and wear old wornout clothes when I'm not in my work suit.
I'm so behind all my peers who all have degrees, new cars (wtf how), dress well, go out often with friends and still travel often.
I want to blow all my savings just to catch up, thoughts?
>>1664653
>biz told me saving money is the way to get rich
ok, blowing that little bit of money isn't going to help you 'catch up.' Not even close.
most of your friends are living on credit. Also it doesn't matter how much you save if you don't earn anything. Work on getting a better job. Work on getting a second job. Work on getting some credit. Hold onto your little bit of britcash, you certainly worked for it.
>>1664653
You will regret it immensely. You need to reach out to people and build relationships if you're so depressed about it, not throw around well-earned money impulsively.
Put it in an index fund or some shit.
>>1664668
this, most people are poorfags just living off credit, myself included
i mean as long as you can sustain it youre "middle class" but reality is we are allporrfag
i failed at university, where should i put all my efforts in?
>inb4 invest in kneepads
>>1664649
learn an actual skill
teach yourself something
go to community college
work on a management track at a service job
university isn't necessary.
for example, go be a suckup as mcdonalds, and then you can go to burger university and become a burger engineer
(management thing) http://corporate.mcdonalds.com/mcd/corporate_careers/training_and_development/hamburger_university.html
even if you end up flipping burgers you can turn it into something worthwhile. don't lose hope anon.
>>1664661
>burger engineer
no, you need to learn a profession for that
>>1664649
>i failed at university
dont worry is not that important. I have never use anything I learned there. you go to a job and they give you a fucking manual with everything. you are just a programmable monkey. try to change something and they will laugh at you.
get a job and start grinding your way up.
Is there any real trader on this shit board?
Or are all faggots here just average losers?
Can any real trader here give us some answers?
try r9k
Nope.
Every few weeks someone here will post that they are making hundreds or thousands a week from day trading.
Then some one asks them to post a pic of a few days of trades and they disappear. Shocker.
I short-term trade not day trade (weeks vs days) if that's any constellation.
Richfags of /biz/, what do your assets look like?
>>1664589
they mostly look like 6 hanging file folders full of paper. If you want to see them I can take a pic later, but I promise you it's not impressive to look at.
they also look like a 3000 sq ft house on 3 city lots. Also a car and a truck. None of which are very impressive looking either.
I'll start, not really a richfag yet but when my uncle died 3 years ago he left me about 200k.
>family home 230k (60k left in the mortgage)
>condo I rent out (55k)
>bonds 40k
>stocks 25k
>"daytrade account" 15k
>savings ect. 20k
My mortgage rate is pretty low but the bonds and stocks haven't really paid off that much either, should I pay off the mortgage instead off investing?
>>1664606
Bonds are for paranoid people who literally kill themselves if their investment fluctuates 5% in a year. Convert that into index ETFs tracking the S&P 500 and forget about it for the next 10 years. Just don't panic if they go down.
If your mortgage rate is below 3% I would keep it and make minimum payments. Nothing wrong with that.
How is that Condo working out?
>waaah what's the point of making money if I will be too old to enjoy it, we all gonna die anyway
Man, y'all poorfags gonna feel so stupid once rejuvenation therapies become available but you won't have any money to afford them. And the fact that you could have invested or create a businesses years ago will be the fact that will hurt you most.
>oooh it'll be so hard for me as a 60 year old to push the pedal down on this luxury sports car!! I'll NEVER be able to enjoy it!
>>1664592
We are talking about an orgy.
An orgy of fucking multiple women. Many women. Fucking them. Every single day till your balls are dried up.
That's the dream.
>>1664715
>the dreams of the most niggerized culture on the planet
Thoughts? Do you use this to make money? What types of items have the best markups? Any tips from experienced resellers?
>aliexpress
>not alibaba
you're already fucking it up m8
>>1664801
why tho ?
>>1665543
B2C vs B2B
I'm using about 5% of my investing money for day trading. Should I grab RH gold? I keep getting fucked on penny stocks by having to wait until the market opens and it shooting up
I'm thinking of doing a one month free trial just to grab 2500-4000 shares of ETRM at .07 a share before the market opens Monday
>>1664519
Why do you believe ETRM will go up monday?
>>1664534
I'm very new to investing so don't take my word for it. A bunch of executives at ETRM bought shares recently. It's volume I'm pretty sure is increasing and a lot of forums/stocktwit are bullish on it. If it won't jump Monday I think it will eventually. Hell some people project it to hit $1-2 a share
Is there any way to make decent money off of any sort of cottage industry in The Current Year?
I can work with my hands, but lack the sort of tooling and hookups for materiel to make proper assembly line tier stuff. Is there a market for one-offs and other "custom" stuff that is actually literally unique in that there is only one of them because it was made by hand without molds or jigs?
There is a market and it's supplied by machine shops and it's more or less saturated.
My only real idea would be to make high end furniture or items like lamp bases and wine racks and shit that rich white women will buy and sell them to merchants dealing in such things or on a web page/ ebay.
The market for furnishings never saturates because wealthy people need status symbols.
>>1664555
>high end furniture or items like lamp bases and wine racks and shit that rich white women will buy
Sounds good to me. I can do items smaller than whole articles of furniture (I don't have that much or that good tooling)
But what kind of shit do people actually buy? I don't hang out at IKEA and decorate my house with random shit because POVERTY A E S T H E T I C instead so I'm out of the loop in what trendy people put on their coffee tables (if coffee tables are even still a thing)
Do those trendy hipster stores that are kinda like thrift shops except actually really expensive buy things from random people to resell?
yooooo lmao
Hey /biz/, my school entered in this Stock Market game where the winner gets some cash prize. Well I dumped as much of my money as the shitty interface would let me into NVIDIA and it turns out I'm close to winning.
Catch is, the competition is ending soon, and I need to get lucky fast if I want to leapfrog the guy in first place. I need a stock that will either go way up or way down, and fast. Has to be on the NYSE too.
Pic unrelated
ETRM will shoot up . If you can buy after-hours do it. It'll probably shoot up to at least .08 as soon as the market opens Monday
>>1664484
When I did this in high school, there system was really shitty. If there was a penny stock worth literally less than a penny, the system rounded down and basically let you buy it for free. Bought lots and lots of free stocks, and when just one increased in value by a penny, my overall value crushed everyone else.
>>1664542
lmao
did they ban that tactic?
2017's our year guys.
Triple dubs confirms.
>>1664477
I believe. Thanks desu senpai
>>1664478
Kek wills it
>I am marrying a arab girl and importing her to my homeland.
>She has a university degree and is a language teacher.
>She will get work as a translator or english teacher easily because of refugee crisis.
>I will give her my bank account so her salary goes to my account
>She is very low maintenance. Doesnt drink, party etc. and doesnt have any hobbies.
>I get over 2000 euros per month of extra income to invest.
>As a bonus she will clean, cook and give me unlimited sex.
>Is this the ultimate masterplan?
>>1664459
OP, i have a feeling this won't work as you plan.
>>1664459
>having to convert to islam and have your dick mutilated to marry an arab girl
no thanks Ahmed
>>1664459
you are a disgrace to every single generation prior
Hey /biz/, anyone want to start a business or some hustle together?
I'm a programmer and am familiar with some digital marketing.
>>1664430
I used to have a guy on /biz/ help me edit my videos, but that partnership ended. Now I'm looking for expert shills to help with my YouTube channel. I want to fill the gap in the vlog market left by the death of casey neistat's channel.
Let's brainstorm clever marketing tactics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWDUMZINI40
>>1664437
that is one of the most autistic things ive ever seen
>>1664437