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>>1663688
You could try /r9k/

For how long?
500 would buy an hour of her time at most.

You asked at least two questions.
>How rich do I need to be to get a girlfriend like this?
There are lots of gold diggers out there. As long as you have seven figures in your bank account, you'll always be at least a seven. Add status, power, and work everyday on your physique and you don't even have to be megarich, exactly. A solid six-figures a year of expendable cash (you should always be saving something, at least 20% would be good) will do it.
>and for her to stay loyal to me?
Girls do not stay loyal because of money. Girls stay loyal if they have a desire to. Girls stay loyal to a real man. Someone who makes them addicted to the way they feel when they're with you. Someone who makes them feel like a little brat kid again.

Bit coin is ~$1000 each.
you MIGHT be able to get 2 coins max.

Bit coins are not a get rich quick, but they have proven (so far) to be reliable.

Etherium had its prime, but is now unstable.

Tl;dr get educated, read a lot more on finance before making any decisions!

If you're truly interested in getting into finance, I would suggest looking up Martin S's finance tutorials as a starting point.

>>1663705
Thank you.

I'll definitely check out Martin S's stuff.

What's your opinion on whether or not btc is going to explode?

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>>1663658
>I haven't seen this asked before

This question is asked literally every single fucking day.

Buy kneepads, suck dicks, make a lot of money, retire.

If you actually spent any amount of time here you'd know this already. Lurk more you insufferable faggot.

>>1663658
Try growing and trafficking high value drugs across the mexican US border for the mexican drug cartel. Those guys are always in demand because of the high turnover.

>>1663665
cant tell if baited or is more bait

also English is not my first language..So if you have some trouble understanding I can try to clarify.

Your best bet that I could see would be going to church and convincing some good girl to get on the Dave Ramsey plan...

>>1663629
>tfw I don't even know where to start.

are coins just a meme?

>>1663634
i was hoping that I'd be able to use my regular shitty laptop and get a little bit of coin, I can't find any good guides on getting coin without mining, that dont look like a scam

;-;

plz /biz/ anons help me

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>>1663640
You wont make more than the cost of electricity unless you have custom hardware and know exactly what you're doing.

No clue. I'm retarded about this stuff as well. Hope you find some answers.

no no knows?

>>1663736
no one* even

>>1663632
are there even any fucking sales books on that list

have you read them

if not you're a parrot and should kys

>>1663637
Beggars can't be choosers.

sell kneecaps

>>1663589
your genetics are probably shit so you're going to have to work very hard, and smart, and go out of your way to network with the right people. constantly be upgrading your skills. luckily donald j trump has just been elected, so now is your time, anon!

>>1663589
Come to Samurai World!
>from the creators of west world

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>>1663577
The fact that you were right doesn't make me hate you any less.

>>1663577
I too am happy with my uranium sector investments but its short lived. There is just a glut of supply right now. They opened a fuck huge uranium mine under reduced demand few years back. Itll plateau again. Won't see good return from nukes for another 5 years at the earliest.

>>1663581
dont worry i think well see huge returns before that they are a huge company hey will find out other ways of making money and they are going to lithium mine right by the new tesla factory soon.

Gold kneepads

>>1663572
1. go to casino rama
2. bet it all on red
3. win
4. congrats bro you did it

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SkipAway, Ingress Jap's 指名手配犯罪者.

I hope he love to suck black dicks in the shower.

Good luck to your friend.

>>1663535
Kill yourself you piece of fucking shit

>>1663535
Buy fake id with same name off tor
Buy bitcoin
Put it into your account

>>1663528
This is my favorite /biz/ related channel, this guy is an absolute RIOT. He does vlog-esque videos where he spouts 4chan maymays, what's not to like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWDUMZINI40

>>1664469
Stop shilling your channel you piece of shit

>>1663528
Tai has to be one of the most hated people on the internet and idk why, I think he's incredibly smart and really knows what he is doing.

>>1663519
i invested in URA. There is a glut of uranium right now and the nuclear power industry will see no real growth for another 10-20 years.

You might make 5% profit when the current glut levels out but nobody cares about nukes right now after Fuckashima and natgas being basically free right now.

>>1663519
Basically I mean the nuke industry will be in a downswing for a long time. You will waste your time and money investing in that sector now. in 10-15 years to tha moon though.

If you like energy invest in shale/oil sands/ off shore rig companies. They've been sucking since the fracking boom but they'll come back harder than ever.

>>1663525

I don't expect immediate gains, but I'd like to see something in the next 3-5 years or so. So U may not be the way to go for me, I appreciate the input man.

Out of curiosity, where do you source your information on investing?

dirty statists

>>1663518
Its only illegal if they catch you do it.

>>1663518
the money isn't actually printed inside the ATM you idiot. there's just a little guy in there who makes a shuffling sound and then pushes the money out of the slot. THAT's where your service charges go, dummy.

i'm pretty well read, and i listen to bill burr's podcast, and he's always shilling for a company that lets you print your own postage stamps from home. postage is pretty official and if they can do it with stamps, then they can do it with money.

if this happens, then Pitney Bowes will be the company that implements it, and they will literally rule the world. we will be living in Pitney Bowes branded superdomes like from that movie Logan's Run and Pitney Bowes will decide when you live and when you die (i.e. after you live out your usefulness to Pitney Bowes Corp.)

and i for one will welcome this new world, and will relish my new work turning the proverbial hamster wheel in exchange for food pellets and supercredits.

cash.http://www.pitneybowes.ca/equipment/

>>1663497
Not an accounting major OP, but I think I can help

Try going to your student email and emailing your prof or TA.

>>>/sci/

>>1663500
unfortunately I cant do that, this assignment is one of those that the teacher will not help with.

self bumping