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SCREENCAP THIS FUCKING POST RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER
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>>1698504
you screencap it
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>>1698506
do you wanna be included in nit?
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>>1698507
PLS RESBONG
How the hell do I make money off of this crypto stuff when I'm europe and I only have 25 euros to my name? The markets get active at around 8PM to 4AM in europe.
Plus BTC is a bit too high to buy exactly right now.
https://bittrex.com/home/markets
https://poloniex.com/exchange#btc_sync
I can't even make small consistent gains, I only make small consistent losses. How do I fix this, /biz/?
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>bumped
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>>1698429
you gotta be wealthy to get any decent returns off trading in the first place. you can all in and double maybe even triple youre money if youre lucky. if thats your plan just go to the casino.
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>>1698429
>Plus BTC is a bit too high to buy exactly right now.
doesn't matter how much it cost if it will double next year senpai
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I recently started advertising one of my apps and it just isn't selling.
Pic is the advert I'm using, it links to the google play store here:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.RedPrinceGames.TappyMemo&hl=en
Any advice would be greatly appreciated. What am I doing wrong?
I know paid apps is a declining market and everyone is doing the free app with advertising thing, but surely there are people out there who still buy apps? Am I wrong?
People are looking at the ad, I get about 200 clicks a day out of 15k impressions (which actually doesn't sound that great now that I think about it). Do I need to shift my focus to another niche in the market? I was targeting ages between 16 and 35, students and professionals, but maybe that market isn't interested in something like this?
In any case, any thoughts and comments welcome. And before you ask, the product does work.
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>>1698367
>help me for free pwease wid a cherry on top!
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>>1698368
It's not for free. I contribute my expertise to other /biz/ threads.
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>TappyMemo
The fuck is that name?
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What are some essential /biz/core books? I'm trying to learn as much as I can about business and investing
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>>1698259
How to win friends and influence people
That's required reading
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>>1698259
> I'm trying to learn as much as I can about business and investing
Which one are you focusing on? What are your objectives?
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>>1698271
Investing. I'd like to have a steady source of income that isn't my regular 9-5.
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You went to your wagecuck job today.
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>>1698212
>99.9% of us businesses fail within 5 years
>op wonders why everyone isnt their own boss
Brainlets i swear
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>>1698215
Start 1000 businesses, retard
Checkmate
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>>1698212
i did. i make $43/hr (canadian$) and i make more money than i spend. this was the best path that was open to me in my life. i come to /biz/ to gain knowledge so i can hopefully get out of the cucklife one day.
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Finance Major, Arabic Minor 2016-12-31 04:05:25 Post No.1698143
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Finance Major, Arabic Minor
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This is a killer combo. I am majoring in Finance, and Minoring in Arabic at uni.
All this oil wealth concentrated around the Arabian gulf has to be managed, and invested with by someone.
Qatari's own half of London, and they only want to expand their real estate holdings. Same goes for the Saudis and Emiratis.
I lived in Qatar from the age of 14 to 16. Lots of these people are private jet rich, fuck you rich.
If you want to do some killer networking with some very high wealth/power individuals, learn Arabic and spend a couple years in the gulf. Maybe you'll learn something about yourself, and a bit of money could fall into your possession, if you use your qualifications right.
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>>1698143
You think you're the first person to think about this? hahahahahahah
Goldman has been heavily involved with this geographical area for quite some time.
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>>1698155
I never even implied this was my original idea, also you know jack shit about the inner workings of goldman
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>>1698143
Saudis aren't fuck you rich.
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I read about a lady that won it 4 times, using statistics. Essentially, she looked up how many remaining rewards were left and bought vast amount of lottery tickets after presumably winning the first one due to dumb luck. She won $10m in 2010 doing this. Since she hasn't done this again, I have to presume that there's something in place to prevent this. Am I wrong, if not then why aren't the rich getting richer simply buying lotto tickets enmasse?
Also rolling for digits to use on my lottery ticket.
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>>1698142
Rolling
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>>1698144
Rolling again
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>>1698147
le roll to get scammed by jew
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I WISH I NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF ROBINHOOD
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>>1698139
Are ya winning, son?
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>>1698139
I just heard of it now.. Funny this thread pops up
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>>1698139
F R E S H M E A T
yum!
:)
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hypothetically considering taking the 4k i have in life savings and using it to become as desirable as possible to men in hopes to become a crossdressing prostitute.
how viable is this as a /biz/ plan?
how much should I expect in ROI year over year , marketing , expenses etc?
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>>1698127
Faggot
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>>1698127
>4k
Depends on what you're starting with.
$4k can get you moderately sized breast implants in Miami. You'll need 500 to 1000 for laser hair removal on your face.
But first you'll need to go on a vegan diet, not more than 700 calories a day until people confront you and tell you you need to stop losing weight. This will greatly reduce your muscle and create the perfect canvas to build up the other features.
Take 8 mg of estradiol and 200 mg of Spironolactone every day.
This will be enough to earn you cheap prostitute rates. Unless you have an absolutely stunning beautiful face and a giant rock hard cock, then you could charge expensive prostitute rates, maybe even do porn. As you gain more money put it all in your body. Get a brazilian butt lift
If you look like the average trans woman you should plan to go to Korea for a complete makeover. Expect to spend 16k+
If you're happy being a dude then don't be completely retarded and DON'T TRANSITION.
I'm an actual trap.
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>>1698171
is 30 too old?
i know i will never look like my goal
but science is amazing....
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$72K, whats the best/fastest way to turn this into a passive income stream. Was thinking about buying 4 family house.
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>>1698125
op again. also for short term holding does /biz like any of the automated traders like wealthfront or how about rich uncles?
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Buy home and rent it out
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>>1698132
What area do you live in? You may be hard-pressed to find a 4bd for under six-figures. The market is a wee bit inflated at the moment.
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Townhouse vs condo vs house 2016-12-31 03:21:22 Post No.1698085
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Townhouse vs condo vs house
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Assuming you're single from Toronto, with a stable job, use public transit/no car, have 5 digit savings you don't know what to do with, emergency fund, and have been renting the same apartment(which needs a reno badly and will automatically up your rent by ~$150) for 5+ years, would it make sense to buy a property or keep renting?
If buying property is a better option:
Should it be a condo, townhouse or house?
My opinion based on quick research:
House seems like an overkill. Too spoiled with management fixing everything for me. Keeping the apartment clean is pretty hard already. Anything decent is probably not within my reach financially anyways, but I never checked the prices.
Condo sounds like an upgrade from an apartment but instead you own the box, everything is nicer and newer, and more space(?). Condo rent will be more than apt's due to metered utilities and maintenance fee on top. Also, apparently each condo has their own board of decision makers which decide who to subcontract jobs to which can up maintenance fee, and if there is a major repair that needs to be done it can cost you and your neighbors into thousands? Correct?
Townhouse is like mix of a condo and a house. Big bonus is you get a small backyard and a garage you can turn into whatever you want, i.e. home gym.
All 3 types can be rented out which is good side income to help pay mortgage.
What do you think? What is your opinion on all this?
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>>1698085
>All 3 types can be rented out which is good side income to help pay mortgage.
condos are in HOAs which can, and usually do, prevent you from renting.
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>>1698085
Youre a fucking moron and you really need to consider just kneepadding at a friends house while you do it.
What the hell makes you think that condos are an upgrade to townhouses? I pay 10,000 in morgages and still turn a profit off the chain of businesses involved. The restate field is over saturated and too far up its own ass and for those who got in is the only way to make good money off the stock price
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>>1698092
That is unfortunate. Condos are less appealing now.
>>1698095
>What the hell makes you think that condos are an upgrade to townhouses?
I said condos are an upgrade to apartments. The ones you pay rent for and never own them. I think townhouse = apartment is Europe or something, but in North America they are not the same.
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Hey guys, I'm majoring in Finance and minoring in MIS. Can I expect 65k out of graduation if I'm generally a chill happy dude with an internship or two under my belt?
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>>1698075
internships are key. where you do the internships is also important.
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>>1698075
Just get an internship with a reputable firm and don't be autistic. It's not hard.
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>>1698075
>Finance major
>MIS minor
>chill guy, happy what not
>greater than or equal to one internships on resume
Yeah you'll probably make $65k after undergrad if you go into investment banking. Otherwise you'll be looking at $40k-$55k depending on where you work.
When I started at Barclays (immediately after undergrad about 5 years ago) my singing bonus alone was $10k with end of the year compensation (all included) coming out to about $75k. You can expect the same if you have a nice resume, have networked well, and land an IB role.
WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN AND WE'RE TURNING AROUND
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>>1698064
fuck off, phone nigger.
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COIN FAGGOTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>dips 25 after rising 150 in a few days
>HAHA COINFAGS BTFO AMIRITE
Nocoiners always finding new ways of coping.
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Why does /biz/ pathologically hate the military or anyone who serves?
Is there no benefit to be had?
Is it just a meme?
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>>1698007
it doesn't pay much, the benefits suck and it doesn't prepare a person for other careers.
so it's a poor financial choice for almost everyone that joins, and only the truly desperate or stupid tend to take it.
other than that there's nothing inherently honorable or dishonorable in fighting wars. It's a job, like flipping burgers or scrubbing toilets.
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>>1698007
If you get into the officer class then it is worth it especially if you get a STEM degree with the job.
Only enlist if your parents want you out of the house. When I graduated high school my mom went loony and wanted me to leave so that my parents could have enough money to buy a 4 bedroom house with 2 bedrooms being used as her personal studies or whatever mad thing her mind was filled with.
Luckily my dad dragged her to the psychiatrist and I didn't have to enlist.
In short you enlist when your only choices are being homeless or enlisting.
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>>1698007
/biz/ knows absolutely nothing about business. We really don't, they specifically have people who approve of monopolies here, think coinbits are the future and trade shit stocks.
I mean really this place is a book on how-to NOT run your finances
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Is Trump going to do something about the Federal Reserve?
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He has zero power to stop it
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>>1697996
>Trump presidency
>Republican majority House
>Republican majority Senate
>Republican majority Supreme Court
That's assuming they'll play ball with him. Im guessing the entire legislature is in cahoots with the juden, but what do I know.
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>>1697992
>Is Trump going to do something about the Federal Reserve?
Yes. He'll tweet angrily like an obese orange man-baby.
>Other than that, no.