I have worked managing computer labs for 3 years, but all I know is desktops and real basic troubleshooting.
How can I get a job above $15 an hour in IT?
What should I study, where should I study, and how long will it take me to be worth $25 an hour?
>>1702267
C++, R and Python, applied to Data Science, then search for internships on IB.
>>1702276
I was looking more for Networks and switches.
what is IB?
>>1702303
Investment Banking, if you want a job as a Sys Admin you should get the Cisco certifications and prove yourself and your future employer your value solving problems and expanding networks. And learn about Linux, Unix and Windows server in business (as servers, services...)
TIMBER!!!!!
>1001
It's crashing it's crashing!
TAKE THAT COINER FUCKS!
>>1702219
Back to going up =)
Come back when it drops like $200 or something
So biz, I'm assuming that if you're serious about your financial success and well being, you've read The Richest Man in Babylon. If so, how did it change your perspective on finances?
If not, then why haven't you yet read it?
I just finished reading this great book, I can say I've always known the importance of saving money, or the theory of it, but this book has really put it in a different perspective and new light for me.
Thoughts???
>>1702139
not much...
>>1702141
So did you take anything of importance of value from the book?
>>1702139
the book embraces the idea of cash flow and saving money, but it has not solved my employment problem, so it was not exactly useful knowledge.
insurance companies and banks paid him to write the book, but it is still kind of cool how a book almost 100 years old is still relevant today
Has anyone here sold their startup?
Tell your experience. Did you retire after selling it?
>>1702114
A friend of mine sold his machine learning voice recognition software startup to Apple.
I think selling tech startups is a lot easier than any other kind.
>>1702318
What is he doing these days?
Just Rollin' in a Lambo?
>>1702345
Nah, he works for apple now. That tends to be the case when a big company buys out smaller ones.
Just bought 34 ETH, don't know much about crypto is there much chance of the price blowing up big time cos of whats happened with BTC?
plan on holding for the year and seeing how high we can go, is it gonna happen?
>>1702109
You bought into a meme
Also, who the fuck invests in something with zero idea what its prospects are?
>>1702109
You wasted your money. You should have shorted ETH, LTC, ETC. Anything that was hot last year or hasn't taken off yet should be dumped.
>>1702207
Pretty much this ,a coin only gets 1 shot in crypto land then it just fizzles out ,Bitcoin is the only coin I know of that made a full recovery and reached its ATH again.
You might have some luck with Eth though but it won't moon.
so im new to this investing thing, i want to start putting money into an etf (probably msci world)
i have a couple thousand euro saved up.
should i dump them all into the fund at once? i know one cannot predict the future, it just looks high
or should i dollar-cost-average over a few months?
if i have 6000€ to invest, in how many months should i split that up?
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>>1702085
Since it is your first investment, caution should be name of the game. DCA over the course of, say, a month, imo.
>>1702085
Like always it comes down to risk vs rewards.
Lump sum= higher risk/higher return
DCA = lower risk/lower return
If you emotionally can't handle a little drawdown then you'll feel better with DCA.
>>1702085
>should i dump them all into the fund at once?
Yes.
>or should i dollar-cost-average over a few months?
You should invest AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. As in as soon as you get money or a paycheck.
Lump sum has shown to be superior long-term, mathematically.
INVEST IT ALL.
Hey /biz/, which one should I pick for BA?
Which one gets you hired easier once graduated?
self bump
please I need answers I know this board is filled with eurofags and gooks so it's easier to be ignored here
Managment as undergrad is fucking useless unless you pair it with something (finance, engineering ect) I Mean what are you going to manage? I would go with accounting
Since the threads about bitcoin, with the latest surge have become unbearable retarded, I had to come here in hope of find at least semi-intelligent people. Maybe you can enlighten me on this whole thing.
I tried Bitcoin and it was not of my liking. I like the anonymousish part, but the time and cost of transaction was insane. So, I am wondering how that work and if there are some cryptocoins that handle that better while still giving as good anonymity?
And what will happen in the future when the payoff for miners goes down? Will the cost of transaction have to increase to compensate them?
>>1701935
WHAT THE FUCK
BUY GOLD
>>1701936
>BUY GOLD
It's not very practical to pay with gold
Can't order drugs only with gold
>buy bitcoin, the USD will collapse!
>see, guys Bitcoin is worth loads of USD!
Yeah, why are Buttcoiners so dumb again?
What's second in line to moon besides BTC
Possibly etc
Iconomi
>>1701847
i would buy but i can trust it since its related to ETH and ETH is tanking
if it was a BTC sidechain i would buy
>haha shorting it all at 1k see you down there suckers
>>1701806
How do you short btc
>>1701806
Throw you're many out the window, same effect.
How do I:
A) improve my memory significantly
B) make friends that are useful to me
And C) Learn to learn better
I want to do this year but I don't know how to get started.
Safest way to improve your brain function is to take fish oil daily. Cod liver oil is good, salmon oil is better. Keep that shit refrigerated.
Dietary fats are very important for the brain.
Basically, you need to cut vegetable oil, margarine, and trans fats out of your diet. They are poison.
You can still eat hamburgers and fries and such, but you'll have to make them yourself using natural fats, like grass-fed dairy butter, coconut oil, and olive oil. Out of all these, olive oil is the safest and the cheapest. Just don't fry with it at high temperatures - burnt or rancid fat of any kind is unhealthy.
The kind of fat you find in eggs, meat, fish, olives and avocadoes is perfectly healthy. Don't ever waste time on fat free anything.
You should also improve your sleep. Allocate at least 8 hours, make sure the lights were dim for hours before that, use redshift or f.lux on your laptop, and take some magnesium citrate with a fat source just before you go to sleep, e.g. buttered toast or some olives.
That's enough to get you started.
Further subjects for research:
Fat soluble versus water soluble nutrients (fr example, magnesium is fat soluble, can't be absorbed any other way, which is one reason you need to eat good fat)
HDL versus LDL cholesterol
Diet and testosterone
Testosterone and brain function
Estrogenic versus androgenic foods
>>1701780
I'd break down A-C but most of them are answered the same way -
>1.)
Improve your work ethic, memorization is easy if you're constantly teaching yourself something daily. Memory stagnates if all you do is play vidya abd watch anime.
Work Ethic directly translates into people having a better opinion of you, making it easier to befriend useful people you work around.
And if you're constantly learning, you "learn" to learn by constantly practicing.
Best way to accomplish this is reading non-fiction habitually. I personally read at minimum a chapter a day of whatever novel I'm reading (usually average 3-5 chapters throughout a day depending on free time/boredom). Generally I focus my book-learning to economics, psychology, and linguistics because I find all three fascinating.
>2.)
The required skills for an amazing life (more specifically with making useful allies/friends) are as follows:
- Public Speaking
Public Speaking is one of the greatest things for a person to even be considered okay at. If you can present without fluency breaks (saying "uhhh" or "like") a lot of people will genuinely be impressed by you.
(Read: "The Exceptional Presenter" - basically a great how-to guide on perfecting your ability to speak, and how to look like a bad ass doing it)
- Influencing Others
Other half of life in terms of dealing with humans is the art of influence. You have to understand how to get people to do what you want through mutual interest and not your own selfish interest.
(Recommend: "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie, amazing book that outlines everything someone needs to adapt to the world as a sociable normie.)
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>>1701817
>3.)
Form. Good. Fucking. Habits. (And lose your bad habits)
This is a lot simpler and wide-spread than you'd think, but good habits are key to fostering everything from your daily motivation to get shit done to improving your skills at socialization and intelligence.
Always start out small, you have to do something for a minimum of 20 days in a row (without stopping) for it to start to become habitual in manner.
I recommend something easy-tier, like:
>Making your bed every morning
(gives you a small sense of cleanliness right after waking up, along with being an auto-pilot kinda activity to help ease you into waking up)
>Reading 20 minutes a night before going to sleep
Easy to accomplish, and often helps you sleep better by taking your mind off the day. (Plus the old belief that learning before bed is one of the best times to do so)
> Take a multi-vitamin every morning with a full breakfast
You will feel 20x better throughout the day if you do this daily. We all kinda forget being kids where they pushed the whole "breakfast is the most important meal of the day" meme, but it's actually true. Eating a balanced breakfast (I usually have eggs, toast, and a bowl of healthy cereal) gives you a fuck load of energy you wouldn't have if you don't eat breakfast. The multivitamin will also make you healthier over time because everyone is missing something in their diet. (Being healthy = accomplishing all three of your goals easily)
Once you have a couple of habits like that down, you just build on them with more/harder habits like
>working out 4-5 times weekly
>eating 3 full meals a day
>reading a novel a week
>reading every chapter in a book twice (finish ch 1, repeat ch 1, finish 2, repeat 2; personally learned this in highschool, it's always stuck with me now after years of doing it and I feel i understand what I read far better as a result)
>perfecting a hobby
>learning languages
Tldr -
Habits are the basis of life. Get good habits, get a good life.
Im fucked m8s.
>be 30yo neet with no past career to speak off
>suddenly meet highschool mates after a decade
>they stuck together and are now high level professionals
>i dont want to admit defeat so i lie and tell em im a vetted paralegal
>it clicks and one of them tells me to go for me a job possibility in the company he works for
>he'll put in a good word for me and guide me through the position, its a slam dunk.
>i hold it off hoping he'll leave it alone
>he doesnt and keeps asking for my resume
>i never completed college, never held a job above menial labor and live at home. I fucking suck senpai.
>he keeps asking me.
Mfw.
How do i get out of this mess? Help me senpai.
Why did it end up like this?
>>1701757
>30
>no degree or trade school yet
Just tell him you held back because you felt uncomfortable about rejecting his well-intended offer, but you aren't interested.
>>1701757
If I was NEET I would scrounge up what money I could and buy a cheap plot of land in idaho and work at a gas station or walmart part time and grow my own food. If I didnt survive, it wouldnt be much of a loss.
Hey /biz/, do apps ever go viral anymore? I know it would be tough for an app to get as successful as Flappy Bird, but surely some people get a bit lucky nowadays, right? I'm very slowly learning programming on the side, and I'm thinkig of developing an app, but also learning how the market works. I wanted to market my app, maybe a simple yet challenging game that won't take too long or too many people to make, in such a way that normies freak out about it and it becomes a craze. If I can pull this off then I should make a ton of money, but I'm wondering if people still give a shit about apps anymore.
They do. But your real question is : Am I able to make an app go viral ?
And the response is no.
>>1701778
Well maybe I can follow a plan of successful apps and look at trends. Also some viral marketing and shill accounts. Hell, if I get some money saved then maybe I can convince some youtubers with a decent viewer base to play this new "addicting" game. Again, might not reach flappy bird success but is this still a good idea?
>>1701738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rJzLoz0zIQ
Example of a game that contains "the brainless reward" system app that was given to a youtuber who was paid to promote the app to his "decent amount of youtube 'gamer' audience"
Best case scenario, and it can't be propelled any further.
A game will be popular if its good.
A game can be viral naturally, but not forced.
The likelihood of you producing a naturally fun and well composed game, while also being able to spread your knowledge of the market while also knowing the youtubers/marketing area you want and having the funds to pay them.... you're hitting the 1% of the 1% of the 1% success and thats not including the issues of producing a well produced game.
The real problem, if its apps that you're looking for, is to make 10 smaller game apps, that aren't great/perfect/viral and get the crumbs from the table. 10 small crumbs are a small bite. 1 massive undertaking of several fields at an attempt to force a viral sensation at a near impossible rate for a big slice.. I just dont see it happening.
take the 50-500$ a month an app over 10 apps over the course of their life and focus on other projects. Use those projects as a stepping stone into a good resume and use that to step into a bigger potential company and take a piece of their pie.
Hello /biz/, I've been lurking a while to get a handle on this forum and such, so I decided it's time I posted a thread with a little question.
I want to start a business, namely a hotel. Probably a small one. I have a place with lots of tourism, little to no competition (literally 3 other hotels in the city I want to make it for millions of potential tourists, to fill about 10 rooms). I think the idea is amazing, the investment isnt terribly high and I know I can get financing from a bank if I present it.
However, I have a meme major (thanks for making stupid 18 year old me dad) and know very little of this sort of thing. I feel like I'm generally intelligent enough to make a business plan, but I'm sure there's stuff I wouldn't know that educated people (as I'm sure there are here do). So, can anybody share a little bit of wisdom about business plans?
>>1701662
There are universities giving degrees in hospitality and hotel management. If you don't want to go back to school, at least get copies of course outlines, reading lists and textbooks. Do your homework first.
>>1701744
How long would something like this take to study, ideally?
>>1701750
Google shit like this
https://www.coursehero.com/file/10772231/syllabus-HMGT-771-Spring-2015/
University of X Hospitality Management Hospitality Syllabus.
Collect all the texts. using libgen or torrents or something.
Read them.
I feel like I could get a handle on a 2 year hospitality degree in about 5 months if I mixed that up with shit like this:
http://study.com/articles/List_of_Free_Online_Hotel_Management_Courses_and_Lessons.html
after youve read it all, make your own conclusions, get a loan, and fuckin do it. Some business degree courses are good too.
Of course, the most successful hotels and b&bs ive seen are run by a couple friendly gay guys that cook a mean breakfast, or some grandma who understands service means treating guests like family.
Are colleges the biggest scam of the 21th century?
>>1701612
>college is a scam
This is what people who either weren't smart enough to get in to college or not smart enough to be successful out of college tell themselves to feel better about their mediocracy.
Depends on what you do.
>>1701639
Exactly. If you go to school for dance or exercise science, you can't complain when you are living in a cardboard box.