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>>1695461
>purchase life insurance
>kill yourself

Looks more like a mustard incident - you can't gain squat.

>>1695461
file a police report, identify the person who assaulted you, convince a optometrist that your injury has greatly affected your vision and you've been having really bad headaches since the incident, take it to court, sue for a hefty sum

>>1695437
Get better at what you do and move out of Europe.

t. a European web dev that immigrated to the US

>>1695437
just improve your dev skills, learn some back end, you'll be making $30+ in no time.

>>1695442
I've actually been thinking about it. Saw some nice job ads for NYC but was thinking that life there is much more
expensive?
+
how to get a greencard?

You can make money if you have an unlimited bankroll.

The sequential win system:
1. Bet $10
2. Play
3a. If win, repeat process from step 1
3b. If loss, double bet. Repeat process from step 2

Outside bets are easier.

>>1695419
gambling isn't /biz/

>>1695412
JNUG or NUGT.

You might get lucky holding UVXY through the weekend.

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>>1695412

Bullish on night drakes at the moment

>>1695412

$600? Who cares just play roulette or blackjack or something, if you lose who cares

>>1695403
How many people are there?

>>1695403
air BnB

from a former squatter, when I was a poorfag, be careful. Two types: stupid fucking drunkards that will try to fight you, and the cowards who will run at the smallest sign of danger

I was one of the cowards, by the way

>>1695328
Sorry that was a bit vague. My point is all analyst predictions that the stock will plummet down to as low as $55, and I don't wanna be there when it happens.

I'm a market newb.

>>1695330
>My point is all analyst predictions that the stock will plummet down to as low as $55

And this is exactly why you want to keep holding this stock.

>>1695328

Nah hold, serves as a niche from the big 4.

Plus, Nova Scotia is an island.

BMO
RBC
TD Bank
CIBC

Also, any comment or explaination as to why it dropped in July.

>>1695320
brexit

>>1695326
How so?

>>1695263
TD for ease of use or QTrade.

Or Interactive Broker if you;'re a pro

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>>1695263
use Questrade

I'm planning to use CIBC Investor's Edge, but only because I already bank with them. Looks like $6.95/trade is as cheap as we can get in Canada. Too bad we don't have Robinhood or something similar.

>>1695252
Bump for interest. I wanna build a super stock computer and do it the trading myself.

>>1695458
what

>>1695458
you don't need a supercomputer to buy stocks

you can do it from a fucking blackberry

>>1695236
I'm trying to do bags but PayPal keeps fucking with my merchant account login

Oh man, phone cases?!? You can find those anywhere!! Tell us all how the moon is when you get there?

I'm trying it with wooden pellets and fuels. I have a digital marketing background and I'm pretty confident i can outperform the current competitors in Adwords in the short term. Organic search also looks doable but will be more of a long term strategy.

>>1695151
magic the gathering and pokemon sealed product. not individual cards. The sealed boxes have a gambler's premium over the expected value of the contents of the boxes. even on newer boxes you're looking at 5% ROI annual for 10 years, comparable to the bond market.

>>1695151
bitcoin

>>1695151
Buying people's time, and selling it to people who value their own time more.

>>1695071
> buying at the peak of Tech Bubble 2.0

>>1695071
Fucking kill yourself and read

>>1695071
You have no idea how retarded you sound right now.

>>1695009
I love it man, blog the whole story and send me the link so I can read it later

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>>1695014
Here's something for you to read -
What if we completely tear down this Capitalist system and replace it with a reward based system that we could enter in the case we are productive to society?-We could do this by having our basic human rights (redefining "Human rights" to include a house/car, Food/Water and even certain technological advancements) aside from a reward system (In the form of a free market).
The government (Even limited) would need to seize the means of production in order to spread technology equally through those means of production but also to those outside of the reward system. The reward system (That the government would pay out) would be jobs that were actually productive (After the technology we suppress today takes the unproductive jobs), but also -
Say you were good at creating Art work or a music producer, you could open an art gallery or music studio under the reward system being everyone outside of the reward system thought you were good at what you do and gain rewards through the system based on the opinion of those not in the reward system, but also through those who are in the reward system and wish to have the art work, they could use their rewards as exchange..

The scariest part of a new system is transitioning from the old.

>>1695009
>>1695032


I'm closer to putting all welfare neets into a gas chamber than you are to giving all the worthless cunts in the world free shit by calling it "human rights".

Your worth to society is exactly what your labor and capital produces. Minimum wage is garbage, because your job flipping burgers at McCuckolds simply isnt worth that much to society.

Giving birth to children you cant support should result in capital punishment rather than child support. Get fucked communist scum.

Easiest money is always gambling. It's not the best way, but certainly the easiest.

Other ideas: find coins in your couch cushions, inherit wealth, pop a large chunk of cash into an income fund. All of them are very easy.

Read Principles of Corporate Finance by Brealey & Myers
Read everything under "Teaching" on Damodaran's website
Read Margin of Safety by Seth Klarman
Repeat until you stop asking an anime forum for financial advice
Start investing your own money but don't expect to get rich off $10K
Bypass Uni and get an internship at a small fund
Work for small fund
Save up a few million
Retire to cheap cost of living country of your choice with qt 18 year olds craving white dick and live off dividends

>>1695005
open a forex account and trade

>>1695000
Not of you're dealing clients, which is all businesses.

Microsoft has an autism hiring program, so they're probably trying to do just that.

Also, I heard about a sports bet guy in vegas who hired an autist to memorize sports stats to help him with his bets.

>>1695000
At my company they have some slick talking business types to deal with custos. Then they have the rows of autists who do the real gruntwork and are usually left alone.

So yea, you gotta have both