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how are you so sure they haven't already been implemented?

>>1723392

Because I've searched all around and have not seen anything remotely like it.

>>1723410
can you give me a ballpark idea of what they concern?

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AW SHIT THE FUZZ! FLUSH THAT SHIT LIKE NOW DUDE!!!!

proof is required

2bueno2believo

>>1723365
Yes you should.

College is a Jewish scam. I never went to college and I make 1500$ a month working 2 hours a month using my computer programmer skills that I taught myself to maintain my video game I made.

>>1723368
nice dude, really making it

Just under $20k income gross. Keep up the fight against jews my brother sieg heil

Cocaine

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>>1723359
Girls Gone Wild. Oh wait, that's already been done before...

Since 1980 we've been through .. 1,2,3,4,5.... recessions. One was major, but that was because we fed all the stimulus into making it greater.

The next recession in early 2018 will be a 12% correction and a 2 year climbout. Just like every other one.

How do you cash in? Have cash accessible. But what is your time horizon?

>>1723286
TIMES 3 LEVERAGED INVERSE ETFS AND TVIX UXVY NIGGER RIGHT? AND GOLD N STUFF

>>1723291
im not sure what you just said. im just trying to be creative and think of ways to make money. I am probably gonna end myself now for being so autistic

>>1723277
Try reddit

>>1723277
Tell the fucking story, you jabroni

>>1723407
>Go into Subway on lunch break
>It's fucking dead
>Only four other people are in front of the store.
>3 niggers lined up staring at the food
>1 girl working there who has a very obvious fetish
>1 of the niggers is actually an old classmate of mine that deals weed but he's not who this story is about
>I line up behind the niggers and wait my turn
>Except they're not ordering
>They're just shooting the shit with each other about how they have no goddamn idea what they want to order
>I am on a tight schedule
>The girl has not noticed me and is busy asking my classmate about his burgeoning rap career and the daughter dumped on him by the woman he knocked up and left
>5 minutes pass and I have had enough
>I politely ask friend-nigger if I can just cut him since they don't know what to get
>"Go ahead mah nigga"
>Move forward so I can get my shitty meatball sub
>Except the girl just kind of glares at me and goes back to eye-fucking the men of a dark-skinned persuasion.
>"Yo can I give you my order real quick"
>She tells me "I'm helping these customers first, you need to wait your turn like everyone else."
>Niggers staring at her like she's crazy.
>I say fuck this and hop the counter, to see if I can find a manager
>The girl very clearly does not know how to handle this and responds by screaming at me.
>She jumps in front of me and insists I can't go back there
>I tell her that she should have taken my goddamn order then, and I'm gonna talk with her manager.
>Firmly, but not violently, push her aside so I can squeeze past.
>She throws herself against the wall, gets on the ground and starts sobbing.
>Friend-nigger wishes me luck and peaces out because screaming bitches is too much for him.
>Find her manager back there twiddling away on his phone.
>"Hey, your employee out front refused to take my order. Can I get a meatball sub to go?"
>"Yeah, sure."

Hopefully. Surely there's someone informed about oil prices on /biz/.

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>>1723261
no because trump will increase energy production in the us that the democrats have blocked, and may put tariffs on canadian oil imports.

hippiefags and frenchfags and beuracratfags will block pipelines to other markets.

plus a motherlode of oil was recently discovered in texas:
http://business.financialpost.com/news/energy/u-s-geologists-stumble-upon-shale-oil-reserve-motherlode-valued-at-us900-billion

Not for awhile is my guess. Extracting from oil sands is more expensive than many other methods, so prices would have to rise a lot for them to be able to make a go of it

I'd also like to add that I've considered taking some classes, but given that my current employment situation has resulted in the OP image, I'd like to consider other options. There's no reason to go to school, in my opinion, for something that can be learned through experience and study.

Good information to give you a good basis for why you need to have precious metals (amongst other things) in your portfolio:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE88E9ICdipidHkTehs1VbFzgwrq1jkUJ

Takes some time and start from the beginning on these.

It is a good foundation from which you can build upon.

>>1723393
Thank you. Been slowly monitoring this thread. I know /biz/ is a slow board so I'll check back. I really appreciate this and any other content you all might have tucked away! I don't expect you to show your hands all the way, but I'd like to know where to start.

>>1723224
Yeah it's absolutely worth money, hard to sell unless you inherited or otherwise have stock ownership. That company is still in business, as well.

May want to ask your bank or stock broker about it.

>>1723224
Omg that's Walmart stock today worth billions probably wtf you found this pic online

>>1723231
no I just took it. I swear

>>1723189
Oh boy. Here we go

>Taxes
If youre Uncle is legit and not paying you under the table taxes will take care of themselves. Dont take any deductions on your W-4 (employee tax form) and youll be fine.

This time next year your Uncle should give you a W-2 tax form. Take this, go to Turbotax online, plug in all in info, and youve just filed your taxes.

>Bills / Budgeting
Im assumimg you want the truck BEFORR you move out.

When you get your paycheck, youre priorities are ALWAYS in this order:
>Bills (rent / utilities / insurance)
>Neccesities (gas / food)
>Savings
>Investments (skip this until youre stable)
>Anything else.

Pay for bills ASAP. Dont put them off. Large bills you cant pay in one check, plan ahead for (example, rent is $500 / month and you get 4 paychecks / month, you NEED to be setting aside $125 / week and not touching it)

The less you spend on unneccessary things, the more you money you can save, the sooner you can get your truck.

>Buying a truck
If you can, save up and pay cash. Unless you have a trusted mechanic, buy from a dealership and not a private seller (joe shmo from Craigslist). Dont spend over $3000-$4000 on your first car.

If you HAVE to get a loan, DO NOT GO TO A "BUY HERE PAY HERE" DEALER. Their loan will fuck you in the ass. Get a loan from a Credit Union.

Take the paperwork they give you after buying the truck, and go to your local BMV to register it ASAP. Itll probably be a fee of ~$50-$200 but it varies a lot.

Get auto insurance on it also ASAP. Just go on a website (I use Progressive) and punch in its VIN number.

That should get you started. Be careful here on /biz, theres a lot of RPers on here. Crypto will not make you rich, Robinhood is not a career. Dont worry about investing until you have disposable capital

>>1723323
Sorry for typos, typed while working

>>1723323
Top post

>>1723153
>real time
nothing free exists for real time. there will always be a delay

>>1723183
I mean I got real time data with my broker and I'd want the alerts in my software, so if that could be connected/used thatd be great

write your own mass-market script and sell it to /biz/ and get rich. That's a how-to-get-rich thread in the making right there

Wrong place mate, we're just armchair businessmen.
Real makers wouldn't be wasting time on a anime imageboard full of depressed virgins who are on the verge of suicide.

Apparently, restaurants are extremely risky due to the location factor.

I'd advise you to set up a catering or contract chef, or hired cook service instead. That way you won't depend on street traffic. You would also require less capital to get started - maybe a van and a set of cooking implements, etc.

>>1723108
Just know the restaurants are the worst market to get into, but good luck OP

Like what does physics have to do with finance, why dont we get the finance jobs

Because having a finance degree doesn't actually teach you that much.

Math and physics 1) are fucking hard, which tells recruiters that not only are you not a tard, but you're willing to work like a dog, and 2) give you the skills necessary to model real world events. If you're good with math and can write an algorithm that consistently outperforms the stock market, you're going to make a large amount of money in a very short amount of time.

I like to joke with people that getting a degree in finance is basically like getting a degree in networking. Your most valuable asset when you complete your degree isn't the shit you learned in class (which anyone with half a brain can learn pretty shortly); it's the fact that you rubbed elbows with dozens of rich alumni at bulge bracket investment banks, hedge funds, and other more-money-than-god institutions.

Source: am a finance major in my junior year at a top 5 university

>>1723074

Because anything that happens and can be charted can ultimately be reduced to a physics analogy. And whether it's Boyle's Law, 2nd Thermo Law, or just something as simple as sigmoidal phenomenon physicists have already done it hundreds of times.

We dissect shit, break it down into components, categorize, and then re-assemble into an hypothesis that can be tested.

How can entitled shitheads doing keg stands even compete?

>>1722980
Aren't investing*

Its because I am investing in oil stocks. At the moment oil per barrel is at a big discount once the price recovers you will see many undervalued energy companies recover in price.

The play is probably insurance companies depending on how the restructuring of the ACA goes, not just healthcare as a whole. Senior care stocks, for instance, are reliably pretty shitty.

>>1722928
You lose out on significantly valuable life skills what you save in rent.

It's not necessarily a bad decision, nor is it an entirely wise decision.

>>1723091
>life skills
what like masturbating and smoking weed on the couch all weekend , instead of saving to buy your own assets in cash ? ?

>>1723254
And not being a virgin