why am i still miserable
Because editing HTML doesn't actually change the balance
You've got the money, but what do you do with it?
>>1719627
Money= power of action
Action is a consequence of purpose.
Purpose---->power of action--->action --->>>success
You lack the foundation of the whole point of money. Get your shit together
>TFW have been fired within 2 months from every job I've ever had
>have had over 10 of them
What do lads
>>1719566
You are either lazy, smell like shit, or are an autist.
>>1719566
try r9k
>>1719566
Time to make your own job senpai, its not necessarily a bad thing
The taxman cometh edition
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> How is it free?
They invest your unsettled funds after a trade. It's also pretty basic shit.
> When is it coming to my country?
Never. They only have "plans" on an Australian beta.
> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
If it takes more than 3 days, email their support. They are very good.
> Is this the place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
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> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
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> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want a 2nd account with real broker.
Otherwise you should be using stockcharts.com, finviz, or a non-pile-of-shit for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
>How do I git gud?
Technical analysis-
http://www.investopedia.com/termsc/candlestick.asp?layout=infini&v=5F&orig=1&adtest=5F
Fundamental Analysis- Martin Shkreli finance lessons on Youtube
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> I'm ending the year with positive shekels! I'm rich!
Not so fast goyim, remember to report and pay taxes on any capital gains.
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>>1714226
He bought into the JDST morning reversal
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Is $BAC a good earnings play?
How much will insurance on a 2016 Dodge Challenger Hellcat be for a 18 year old? My grandma got me a place to live and everything and we still have enough to get a challenger, the only 2 problems are its a coupe (2 door) so insurance will most likely be higher and ill be living by my self and my parents wont allow that car on their insurance plan so its all me. I dont wanna get a insurance quote and all untill i know the price range. Thank you
>>1719429
about 3 fiddy a day
Do you mean a month?
>>1719435
Can't you read? How do you expect to have a good discussion if you never try to read and understand what I am saying? jesus dude..
What's with all these Russian girls on instagram who live in expensive cities like new york or dubai or something are they prostitutes? do you need to know russian to bed them?
you can bring hot girls over to your city, if you pay their airfare and have a decent house.
they will often whore themselves out, or go get drunk, and demand money to go shopping, but you will get to fuck them.
Some of them might actually be really nice
>>1719394
They come from extremely wealthy familes.
>>1719394
They come from wealth
You need to be on their level to get these chicks
WSJ and Barrons. Bloomberg terminals are also fantastic.
>>1719389
follow people who keep on top of the latest news and info and who share what they've read
Yesterday I inherited $50,000 from an aunt who didn't have any kids. I don't have any debt- if you were to invest $15,000 today what would you do with it?
>>1719382
Invest in tech startups and make trillions of dollars!
>>1719382
Diversify by putting 90% into bitcoin and keep 10% as cash under the bed
How do you personally minimize your taxes? For the purposes of this thread mandatory health insurance and social security contributions and so on are of course counted as taxes.
>>1719342
Max out your 401k/IRA.
Bumpirooni
Have lots of kids.
how the fuck do poor people have relationships? this shit is so expensive i've spent like 15k in the last month with her
>>1719331
You shouldnt be on biz of thats true. While we're all one way another poor here pretending to be fucking startup angel bitcoin altright daytrading pennystock investing wagecucks dipshits. We know never to waste that much substance income on a bitch.
>>1719331
>spending money on women
>not getting a gf that makes almost as much as you
You don goofed
If you get with the right girl that makes her own money and has a good career, then it doesnt have to be a bad thing. Now if shes content with being something like a broke ass hair stylist, then yeah thats an issue.
I consider myself a decently intelligent and wise person. I have a goof education, a decently above average IQ, i have a couple of succelful business ideas and people in my environment often describe me as a ' thinker' and as wise.
Yet..., the absolute most satisfying thing for me to do is chores that are a mindless, boring grind. For example 1 of the things i am doing is a sort of a directory, and i absolutely love mindlessly entering the listing hours after hours.
I did play World of warcraft alot in the past, and ive also played online poker for a living for about 2 years in which i multitabled cashgames for atleast 10 hours a day. So that might have gotten me used to mindlessly grinding, yet i still dont see why i enjoy it that much.
Can anyone relate to me? Anyone i tell this to thinks im crazy and says that they really hate to do ' boring' work. Yet i seem to love it.
>>1719330
You probably have ADHD and need something to keep your low intelligence brain busy
coffee drinker?
>>1719330
I can relate, I think everyone to some degree enjoys some stability and meditation
How do you bring cash home from overseas without alerting the authorities/paying tax?
For context, I work as a busker and travel to Europe for months at a time. None of the money I make while there is tax deductable, it goes straight from the people to my pocket. The problem is I may bring back up to 20,000, for example, which is way above the limit of 10,000 before I have to report it. But I can't report it because it didn't come from an employer or 'real job' or whatever.
So how can I bring back that amount or over? I've thought about putting a chunk of it into a friend's european bank account and transferring that, taking the rest in cash, even buying gold to take over and sell when I'm back home.
Are there any other ways/strategies?
Bitcoin
(Actually is one of the only practical uses for the average person.)
Put it in a bank and then report it on your taxes.
Or just spend half of it on hookers and blow.
>>1719329
What if bitcoin goes down from $1,000 to $800 while he's on the airplane?
You have internet connection, a PC and electricity,
How do you earn $10 per day?
>>1719313
suk sum dik
suk sum dik and film it
>Asking the Internet how to make money off the Internet in a capitalist economy
Fuck off retard
As of today, I am a NEET. Only 24 hours ago I was a full time university student, and boy am I glad I dropped out.
Currently doing the following:
>programming
>working on business
>learning shit that actually matters
>shitposting on 4chan
Fellow NEET's, how am I doing?
>>1719230
>programming
>working on business
>learning shit that actually matters
Not a NEET.
You know the T is training? AKA Learning shit.
>>1719230
r9k knows better
REEEEE
>work in wagecuck retailcuck job for cucks
>failed all graduate interviews because they are just tests of normieness
>have job interview in London tomorrow for graduate job that would make me be seen as not a loser
>the interview will consist of two women who have done zero work arts degrees asking me questions like "Tell me about a time you worked on a team" and judging me based on some stupid criteria
>I have no idea whether they want detail, only the essence, a long answer, a short answer etc
>tfw it is just a test of normieness
>tfw accent isnt posh like every fucking interviewer I have
Fuck this shit. I hate this.
Why is it that I get failed in interviews for hesitating while thinking how to best word answers (which I dont even do anymore desu) while every video with employees at these jobs has them stuttering, hesitating and so on all the fucking time and you hear ALL the time about people being bad at their job?
If you dont have a posh accent or are one of da lads (or female equivalent), it is IMPOSSIBLE to get a good job in the UK.
>>1719228
try r9k
http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/news/20151027/oxytocin-love-hormone-nasal-spray-shows-promise-in-kids-with-autism
> two women who have....
>Tell me about a time you worked on a team
Well,, in last job I worked as refugee center security and that team consist of 2~5 staff members per day and 120 male refugees..
and then continue to talk how we all did a huge shit of teamwork to get all things work out
it's not that hard
(and no,, I'm not doing that shitty job anymore)
Is Twitter undervalued?
>>1719140
Given that they instituted a 'thoughtcrime' mod team, no, it really isn't.
It's useful as a marketing tool, but I wouldn't actually put money on it for investing purposes.
>>1719142
No it's overvalued. Twitter is dead.
>>1719140
I think they have yet to have a profitable year