just won $10k on the lottery, planning to put 5k into my savings (1.2% per months interest). put 3k aside for my move to Japan.
Can i do anything with 2k?
>>1753547
Put it on black
>>1753553
cheers
> 1.2% montly interrest
How?
Just like that, TPP is dead.
Did Obama waste almost half of his second presidency?
>>1753510
Go to fucking /pol/ idiot. I'm so fucking tired of political posting in /biz/. NORMIE
>>1753568
what?
What the fuck is wrong with AAPL? I had bought a fuckton of 2/3 $122 calls and its been shitting the bed in premarket. Im half-expecting to lose half my investment at open. WTF, I was up 13% at one point, i didnt know AAPL was about to collapse like this. WTF is wrong with it? Pic unrelated
>>1753505
new macshit has harddrive soldered into the fucking laptop.
>>1753505
>buying individual stocks
>>1753600
so?
How do I into becoming a trader?
I have £3k
Put 1k in trump coin. This was your first insider tip.
>>1753482
learn to speak English first mate
Paper trade for a year or two, save money, then see if you really want to do this. Most people will lose money in the long term
Which books do you need to read to know how to be able to get rich?
Wealthy barber :^)
>>1753452
>"Oh wow I read a book, money just appears!"
You should read the book "Why the fuck didnt I throw all of my money into penny stocks DRYS jumped 1500% in a week WHATTHEFUCK" its highly recommended
Just reading doesn't get anyone wealthy. Take action, get inspired, sry a goal. Reading well come out of that process as a byproduct
Currently on unemployment what are some ways i can make cash under the table until it runs out
>>1753382
Get some kneepads.
You know the rest.
>>1753385
I dont have a roofing gun or compressor though
>>1753386
You got some DSL's though, put them to work.
Just for the sake of academics, just how much money that you can not really prove where it came from can you toss into your bank account per month without getting a knock on your door?
A friend of mine has been working for tips that are off the books for the past 10 years and has a whole lot of scratch in their safe, now they want to put a down payment on something but do not have enough in the bank however with all that cash they could do something easy... but how do you do it with that money
>>1753355
How much cash?
1. Bite the bullet and pay taxes
2. Learn how to launder money (illegal)
3. Make small deposits over a very long period of time (years, depending on how much we're talking about)
4. If you're able, put the item/down payment onto a credit card. Make small deposits into your bank account and pay the credit card off with that cash.
5. Buy disposable one-time Visa cards and use all of those to make a down payment
6. Make the down payment in cash? Many places will take cold hard cash.
Your friend just managed to earn under the $10,350 gross earnings threshold, for a couple years and just didn't need to report.
>>1753368
Their salary is 33k a year for the past 3 years and 4 years before they they worked on call at like 10 bucks an hour
>>1753366
Somewhere to the tune of 60k... I know there are threshholds like 5k or 10k but I know they also have things in place to see structuring
He isn't trying to be completely illegal I mean lets say you just won some small money here and there gambling or sold some odds and ends how do you get that money in the bank over an amount of time?
How much money does one need to retire to a very modest lifestyle?
$2 million? That would keep you for twenty years if you lived very modestly, right?
Picture related, my spine might go before I get to retirement age.
>>1753354
400k at a 4% withdrawal rate will keep you going indefinitely
>>1753358
400k?
>>1753358
I think I understand what a 4% withdrawal rate is, but how often is it withdrawn from?
What was the most money you ever wasted and what was it on?
When I had to pay child support to your mom
dropped about $5000 on an impromptu trip to hong kong and spent most of the time in my hotel room watching tv
>>1753331
getting a dui lawyer
My profession is full of bland, white-collar people. For men, it's difficult to socially fit in unless you can talk about golf, sportscenter, or the weather. For women, it might be what's on sale at Target or DSW and what happened on the Bachelorette last night. It's rare to find someone who will talk about art, science fiction, video games, or literature with you.
>>1753325
What's your profession, cutie?
Sounds like my work place. I'm in a bank in Germany. It's just way more empty, superficial and the atmosphere in general can only described as hostile. I hate it.
My profession has a reputation of fat losers playing video games, but at the office we all talk about ski trips and cycling and other outdoors stuff.
captcha: cummer city
Where's the best place to buy landplots where you can build your own home?
Tell me areas where they are affordable in the U.S. and/or internationally.
I prefer somewhere that is similar to Patagonia in South America or the Great Plains of North America.
>>1753242
not california
Dakotas, Montana, and rural areas in southern states.
>>1753297
Yeah of course not. I'd fuckin' hate it there
Democrats:
>OMG the top .01% have all the money !!
>omg white people are so privileged
>all white people have "power™" no black people have "power™"
?????????????????????????????
>>1753222
why are you not in the 0.01%?
>>1753222
> competence and experience be damned; we need to meet our brown + vagina quota
identity politics is really just racism by another name
huh, they do have all the money
Why did you learn buying every dip is basically free money?
Its going to dip below 600 next week
Jesus christ i've made a 100+ BTC buying the dip since january 2015 jesus christ.
>>1753186
[citation needed]
Consider the following:
>me and my girl been living together for half year
>unemployed for over a month
>switched cities for job opportunities
>living with a best friend and his brother
>still unemployed
My mom sends me money every week, as well for my mother in-law.
My bestie's brother complains sometimes about bills, even though we don't use too much resources. He doesn't pay for food but us. Been feeling depressed because I miss my mother's cooking and good food.
I cry in the bathroom every night wishing to be a kid again.
I don't like being an adult.
How does society overcome these kind of situation?
I'm a mexican guy who just graduated from engineering in comp. Systems and I can't believe how stressful is to be an adult.
I even am a former english teacher and a former call center agent
>>1753139
Stem degree and unemployed? Wow you must have affirmative actioned your way into a much too challenging career pablo
>>1753146
>stem
>mexico
does not have the same opportunities as we do my american friend
>>1753139
Are you Mexican mexcian, or Mexican in America with the privilege to work here?
I want to trick these goyim out of their money but am getting stuck on ideas.
Right now i plan on going through alibaba and printing custom anti trump products but that is as far as i have gotten.
What products could i sell on amazon that liberals would go crazy for?
Or what are some other ideas to scam these clowns?
The person who is making those pussy hats (the pink hats with ears that protestors were wearing) must be making a good sum of money.
>>1753115
Where the fuck can i get in on this!
It's not liberals per se. It's a certain type of person who has been coddled by the media and social media for so long they had no idea they were engaging in class warfare against the rest of us. I'm not advocating re-education camps or anything, but I've never seen a large group of people with such a slim grasp of reality, to say nothing of world history.
I had someone try to convince me yesterday that we were in the middle of a corporate coup d'etat. No. That's what Trump and Brexit are putting a stop to. These people don't even understand Trump and Sanders were the same type of candidate. These people don't even know what the word hegemony means. They don't get that THEY were part of the establishment simply by believing everything it told them to without question.