SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A FUCKING CRYPTOKEK CONTAINMENT BOARD, THE FUCKING RETARDED BITSHIT SHILLING IS SHITTING UP THIS BOARD !!!!
>>1751543
this IS the crypto containment board, it was made in response to all of the bitcoin threads on /g/
I agree
>>1751543
Is the cointainmemt board you fucking faggot, you wouldn't have it without the coin shilling when bitcoin was a few cents each.
FIRST WEEK ON THE JOB EDITION
>Bump limit is 315 and thread subject is /rgt/
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> How is it free?
They invest your unsettled funds after a trade. It's also pretty basic shit.
> When is it coming to my country?
Never. They only have "plans" on an Australian beta.
> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
If it takes more than 3 days, email their support. They are very good.
> Is this the place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
NO! THIS IS 4CHAN, A PLACE OF POLITENESS AND PROFESSIONALISM!!!
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
No, that would actually be illegal. Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform. -- (also learn difference between LIMIT and MARKET orders!!!)
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want a 2nd account with real broker.
Otherwise you should be using stockcharts.com, finviz, or a non-pile-of-shit for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
>How do I git gud?
Search for press releases. Don't listen to any advice in this thread.
> Can I use Robinhood on my PC?
Yes, download an android emulator
LAST THREAD: >>1746244
Sleep tight anons, God Emperor Trump will bring us fortune .
What we jumping into goys?
RNVA to the Moon bois!
I'm turning 25 this year. Dropped out at 16, obtained a GED at 16, went into community college, was going to graduate at 18, I stopped going, majors didn't interest me and I realized having an associates is pretty meaningless.
I'm having somewhat of a quarter life crisis. I know, it sounds silly but it's real to me and seeing my girlfriend succeed where as I am failing to get a job that is worth a shit is proving to be too much of a challenge. So, I have two questions for you.
1.) I am going to university. I know people these days are pretty against it and I see why, it's a fair turn. However, I am looking at majoring in marketing. I love breaking down everything behind a good sales pitch. Nothing brightens me up more than a good TV commercial, so long as it isn't played 30 times in 20 minutes. In essence, is marketing a good avenue? Or business in general? I'd like to hear some personal insights.
2.) Is Uber a good "job" to have? I looked up what folks are making in my city of Atlanta and if you treat it as a 9-5 job and learn the hot spots of the city, it can turn into a decent 40k a year gig. Which FAR exceeds anything I am looking at making right now of which is 9/hr, at 20 hours a week.
Ideas?
>>1751451
Uber isn't really a Job; it's a way of extracting value from a car you own, at the cost of spending time.
Get a fuel efficient car or you get fucked by the gas.
>>1751456
also reliable, you don't want a hybrid
take after the taxi drivers of taipei and buy a toyota camry
>try hard to make friends at my job
>Actually try to just be myself, talk more and stuff
>Co-workers ask me what I'm doing after work what I did on the weekend and stuff like that
>Always say nothing special and hint that I'm open to hang out with them if they have anything
>Never get invited to parties/hangouts
>tfw
>>1751411
you are trying too hard and you have a boring personality.
go lift weights and find a productive or lucrative hobby.
you are too open and there is no mystery of who you are.
stop being a sad cunt and become a sick cunt.
You're here forever faggot don't try to fight it
How do I get rich?
>>1751395
suck dicks for $
>>1751395
start a business, become a landlord, or get lucky
Hi /biz/,
I'm going to inherit anywhere from 1 to 1.5 million in the next few years due to folks being old as fuck. My worry is that I'll waste my pop's hard work like the dumb faggot that I am. How would you suggest I use this money so that not only I have a comfy life, but I have something that lasts longterm for my family?
A few details: I'm educated and have a good career. No debt, but also few assets other than my car and emergency fund.
buy bitcoin
>>1751390
Term deposits.
Pay set amount for you for years. as interest rates are super low keep the terms short. Also in a term deposit you cant access it to buy stupid faggot impulse buys.
Alternatively you can give it to me.
>>1751390
>60% Stocks 40% bonds or something similar
Draw out 3-4% of the principal per year and keep the rest invested. Have fun retiring early. Hope you're not a dumb faggot who keeps working after this.
> Uninsured
> Work part-time at shitty retailer
> Don't make much money
> Just got W2s
> Going to penalized heavily for not having Obamacare (which is too expensive for me to afford)
Is there any way I can get around this? I thought if you made under a certain amount, you wouldn't be penalized.
The IRS can't force you to pay the penalty.
>>1751334
Explain this in detail.
For 2017, I want to put 25 bucks a week into a Vanguard dividend fund. Want to make sure it is in its own separate account, and that I can't automate the 25/week buy.
What's the best brokerage/site/app to do this? Already have a fidelity account but I'm looking to minimize my fees, I'm pretty sure fidelity is gonna ding me 7.95/week in fees.
Thanks /biz/.
>>1751309
*can automate the 25/week buy
I want to automate the purchase.
>>1751309
Just put $1300 in it at the beginning of the year you faggot.
Afaik, vanguard has automatic investing features, and they have no transaction fee on their own funds. That said, they probably have 2.5k+ minimum initial investments for most funds.
Hey /biz/, I tried /adv/ but they didn't have any input on this.
I am finally moving out of my parent's house, housing costs around here are very cheap and I've already signed the deal for everything. Bank has approved the loan, inspection date is set, all that is fine. Problem is, I know my parents are going to freak out. I don't care about their feelings, what I'm concerned about is all my stuff I've brought home that I want to take with me.
For example, I have the standard bed, dresser, desk etc but I also was gifted a great laser printer for free from a previous job. They use this from time to time and if I try to take it, they're going to freak out. What is the law concerning moving out on property like this? Or what if they try to stop the movers? I don't want to spend more money just to get the shit I already have.
>>1751285
They aren't going to able to stop you from taking what is yours.
>>1751286
I guess I just need to be honest, without shitting the board up with drama - dad is abusive. I haven't told either of them about the move because it is more than a month off and they are just going to freak out. When the movers try to take the bed, I know he's going to freak out and try to stop them. What am I supposed to do when this happens? My fear is the movers will split. I am your typical 4chan forever alone, I don't even have anyone to call outside a business to lift the bed up.
>>1751296
Threaten to call the cops if he does anything, and follow through if he does, like any normal person
Humble goals thread
>have stable web dev job
>have multiple sources of income (side biz's)
>have real friends instead of fake fucks
>have pupper
>have gf
>have vehicle
>>1751218
>be american
>get shot
Literally just want a small house in the woods and be financially independent
Currently at ~400k saved/invested. Estimating I need close to a million to make it happen.
>>1751225
You can live off the dividend of a $400k account if you live in the middle of the woods
How do I start a successful money laundering business?
>>1751172
suck dicks for $
>>1751172
with a large money base and good number of trustable connections in the right places
>>1751180
I'm already doing it, you're gonna have to meme a lot harder than that
is there a real practice of companies posting fake job ads or its just a myth?
>>1751154
It's a over exaggerated truth.
I've never heard this before. What's the benefit?
>>1751154
>mfw I applied for a job this morning and they called me back withing half an hour
I think I've got this in the bag lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/12176130
I'm not familiar with all the variations of communism and socialism, so feel free to clarify if need be.
>anarcho-communist
?????
>>1751137
>no fascist
wats the point?
I have $40,000 in Student Loan debts that I would like to square away this year. I currently work two jobs (60 hrs a week), and I get roughly $500 a week between the two.
My tax refund is coming in a bit ($735 total). And I currently have 2k in savings
What are some things to do to turn that into $40k plus so I can square away my debt this year?
I basically wana do this to improve my credit score.
>>1751092
how shitty is your career lol
>>1751092
I'm sure that if people knew ways to gain a 2000% ROI they wouldn't be sharing it on a noodle forum
But if you're really desperate, sell you boy pussy you faggot
>>1751095
I never graduated college, so I am in a fabrication plant running machines and doing other things because it's so small.
If you can't get 6/8 of these you have no business browsing this board.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be9ZzzDZvLo
>>1751065
You look so gay, try another haircut and don't speak like a girl.
Not trolling, just for your own good.
btw, nice video, here's your reglamentary dislike for spam, but keep on.
>>1751065
biz was created because of bitcoin
>>1751065
What kind of dumb quiz if in a fucking youtube video?