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How do imaginary stars make him the GOAT?

Maybe when he draws actual money. Y'know, something that has actual worth.

>>3006449

People consider HBK and Undertaker the GOAT's, but they never drew many dimes.

>Maybe when he draws actual money. Y'know, something that has actual worth.
YOU WON'T GET ANY OF THESE MONEY ANYWAY, DUMBASS

>>3006399
why he look constipated nigga?

>>3006399

*loses to Kenny Omega*

Based.

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>tfw Kazuchika GOAT Okada meets a feminist.

It's genuinely impressive how quickly this shit died.

I thought I heard some booing but it was legitimately impossible to tell over those goddamn fart trumpets.

Is this fucking rib on Jordan? Seriously, how can anyone think that noise counts as music?

>>3006213
What did it even accomplish? It didn't lead to anything aside from breaking up another tag-team, that's it. No follow up on the blackmail angle, no clash between him and Kurt over Kurt not being around or whatever, no tie-in or relation to a mother shown, it's just nothing.

based vince doing what's best for business

>>3006178
Fucking based. That's why Vince is the king of wrestling.

>>3006178
Wow. Just... wow, man. I mean, I doubt ric flair cares, but saying nothing at all is infinitely times better than this. Seriously though, what the FUCK is their problem?

who cares retard they suck

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>>3005871
>hottest act of 2016 sucks

JUST

WWE is coming to my city and I don't have any friends - should I still go?

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos

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how do I get a gf?

>>3005845
fuck you

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>>3005959
>Charlotte in 10 years

>>3005146
>win title
>belts gets retired in 6 days

Almost 200 days of the best damn title reign this company has seen in years, unceremoniously flushed down the toilet on an episode of Raw after getting bumped off the PPV.

now Apollo needs the IC title

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>>3004937
1st for hope

THE BRAND IS MOVING UP IN THE WORLD

>1 hour and 26 minutes left

He's confirmed he's bisexual

>>3004643
Haruka is a top-notch ring rat

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>>3004643
You didn't get the joke right?

>>3004567
Based OP cucking the BLACKED thread

Reminder that NJPW hosted a MONTH LONG TOURNAMENT that got only 1 (one) thread on asp


Talk about selling out seats?
Try getting virgins on a Vietnamese bartering site with a Wrestling Forum to make a fucking thread about you.

thank you

WE WANT BROKEN HARDYS

>dat Hardy pop
>dat Bo

Why is Kurt such a manlet guys? Will he ever learn?

>>3003890
>higest drawing era in history

No need to say more.

>>3003982
fpbp

yeah I wonder why it's not like it was pandering to a bunch of dumbass rednecks and children

THE SHIELD IS BACK

ASP BTFO

*Roman's music hits*

KURT PLS GIV FONE

1st for broken anonymous is a cringey fag

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>>3003274

>>3003283
JUST