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>>3003129
thank god

tozawa more like

no draw-a

LOL. Are you fucking kidding me? Are they retarded? They have to be out of their fucking minds, they removed one of the ONLY two matches that was guaranteed to be excellent from the fucking card to have the match on Raw tonight for what, to make way for a fucking Nicki Minaj concert or some cringeworthy celebrity performance or skit that reeks of "Hahahah look we're still relevant, right guys?" NO fucking Wrestling fan wants to see shit like this, an actually great wrestling match to be removed from the card to make way for some desperate attempt for mainstream publicity. Absolutely fucking sickening, I am disgusted you guys support this wretched company as much as you do. Even as a New Japandroid, I was looking forward to this match. What the fuck.

ACKSUUUUU BOMBEEEERRRUUUUUU

Terry bolea? Nah

REGU DUROPERU!!

Source you pine head.

According to Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter, you will never get laid pinhead

Why aint they change the name for the western market? their name is regional and minor league. wWE has world in its names which means its best top promotion in the world

Why did we get buried?
When do we get a main event push?

>>3002558
Glad that the team is staying alive. I think Groudon was starting to make his way out after his years of service. I'm excited for the Babbies and wish you luck on the upcoming tournaments.

>>3002801
We're getting the underdog storyline. Once we overcome the odds, the boyhood dream will come true.

Tell us about your wrestling and diva opinions you stupid fuck

why did you make an intro thread where you say literally nothing

this is the worst promo sign jack swaggers

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>>3002517
what the fuck is wrong with you? do you also think Katy Perry is better than every lesser known artist just because she's more popular?

I'm not gonna fucking watch WWE's shitty product just because droves of idiots do.

im glad people are starting to realize that NJPW is just a slightly less shitty WWE and that there is better wrestling out there

>>3002553
in what way is it at all similar to wwe? i'll wait.

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>>3002504
>*singlehandedly destroys WWE*

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*saves the thread from being archived and also saves professional wrestling*

HOLY FUCKING GOAT

Ok I know it's a meme but how much evidence do we need.

AJ is fucking Charlotte

That channel is cringe city

>>3002489
>risking your happy marriage with the shortstack mother of your children for Charles of all people

He can't be that stupid

>>3002324
no

>>3002324
they are all bad and mark madden is too only cena and roman are good

>>3002324

A few are better than a lot of the men, but that is about it.

>>3002245
>taking asp seriously
>writing essays about it
cringe

desu that bear thing was actually funny for a few minutes before it suddenly became aggressively unfunny.

But yeah WWE's been pretty bad since Mania. It's really sad because from around June 2016 to January or February 2017, the product was like, really fucking good. But then,
>Cena leaves
>Roman retires the Undertaker
>Brock wins the belt and immediately fucks off
>Jinder wins the other belt
>AJ Styles and Owens get stuck in the midcard and have a bunch of matches with shit finishes.
>Sami doing nothing
>Seth doing nothing
>Finn doing nothing
>Bray doing nothing
>Miz and Ambrose feuding for eternity

Has there been anything good besides Nakamura, Braun and Joe since Mania? Asking sincerely, here.

>>3002268
Nakamura has been shit dude. So was Owens title run. And Balors 1 month push. And Brays 1 month title reign. And Seth's shitty feud with Triple H.

WWE tv really wasn't as great as you make it out to be

Looking real jacked baby

>being able to do a handstand means youre a man

you know how i know you're obese?

>>3002211
is this a rekt thread? does she break her face on the ground?

He's going to go over Omega clean when the time comes isn't he?

He's too damn marketable.

>>3002103
cringe

>>3002116
>Cawdy more marketable than based cleaner.

>Noelle looks like a trap

Imagine being this clueless

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Sad she was shit.

About time. How long was everybody saying this was gonna happen for?

Oh great, another vanilla midget with nothing exceptional about him but one of Jericho's old catchphrases.

>>3001792
who?

>>3000868
Weird how he loves what NJPW does. Right? Right? Cause it's art and it evolves and he would probably be doing great today if he was peaking around today.

>>3000879
WWE was on the verge on folding when Austin broke out, Austin literally saved them and put WcW out of business you underaged cuck

>>3000868
ok but the weebs sell roughly 30,000 tickets to their biggest event every year and they have almost 50,000 subscribers to newjapanworld so in conclusion wwe is going out of bidness

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And the last two nights have really been like that. I don't know what it is, but it is. I've never seen people like this, getting so mad about me reporting this. People get mad if I talk about New Japan matches, people get mad if I talk about New Japan but they get mad because there are a lot of T-shirts in the crowd that aren't WWE, they're NJPW shirts at a WWE show. People are just FURIOUS, "It couldn't be true, it can't be true. You've lost your mind!" Go to a live event and look. I'm sure these same people are just going to have a freaking short-circuit attack over the idea that Bullet Club shirts are popular. It's a weird world we live in sometimes. They just can't enjoy that things are changing. And that certain people are getting over at a certain level. I think it's cool personally."

Pffffffthahahaha, E-DRONES SEETHING. How does it feel, E-drones? To look into the crowd and see not only Bullet Club merchandise but the merchandise of a wrestler who you literally refer to as a "gook outlaw indie shitter nobody" encompass and swarm and BLAST WWE merchandise out of the water at their own fucking shows? How do the WRESTLERS feel knowing that their merchandise will never be as popular?

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We're taking over, E-drones. Not only do healthy merchandise sales mean that right now, NJPW merch is waaaaaay more over than WWE merch, but this also means that every single dime spent on purchasing the shirts will be used by the company to further fuel their expansion into the United States. How inadequate must Finn Balor feel when he walks out into a sea of Bullet Club T-shirts and only see ONE Balor Club T-shirt? How must it feel to know that even fucking LIJ MERCH is more popular than WWE merch at WWE shows? Jesus fucking Christ, it's the ULTIMATE cuckening.

>man who is paid to praise NJPW praises NJPW

Ok?