Can someone list down all the scary/supernatural/demon,god etc gimmicks that wwe/f has ever done? Undertaker, Kane, demon kang balor, the brood, wyatts, Waylon Mercy, Mordecai, boogeyman, mankind, list down all of them
Damien Demento
Stardust was a literal interdimensional alien
The Hurricane had real superpowers in backstage segments
Ultimate Warriors cast mirror illusions of himself in WCW, I guess
Sting
>>3007571
You forgot the best one anon.
Would /ourleftypol/ be in this position if he didn't enter the Cruiserweight Classics?
>>3007443
This flaming homosexual really isn't going to win the IC title off based Tanahashi, is he lads?
>>3007443
Probably yes. He is booked everywhere he wants. He also is champ wherever he goes and gets main events if he wants them, cause if you are a local guy and you can get a win from ZSJ you get pretty good rub.
>>3007447
Tana isn't tapping 3 in a row
look at this bitch trying to get in on the spotlight
sniffs gold (silver) and uses her pussy to associate herself with the success
all women are whores
Being the cruiserweight champion is the opposite of success, it's like being king of the shitheap. Kalisto is more successful than Tozawa by sheer virtue of not being constricted to the 205 Live ghetto.
That's ALL women, though. Isn't it? The thing is, doesn't Sasha love Black and Asian dick? Her best friends are Black or Asian. She definitely wants or has fucked Shinsuke and also Xavier Woods based on how she looks at him. I'm glad she fucks with guys of all races and isn't exclusive to one race of guys. I know some black chicks who only date white guys and white girls who only want black dick.
>Isn't seen on the entire go-home show for Summerslam
>No backstage promos, interviews, his existence barely even acknowledged until the last 5 minutes of the show
>When it is, it is met with universal booing and jeering
>Walks out for a segment but only because he's obligated and was advertised to appear in it.
>Walks into the ring and immediately spears Samoa Joe whereas Lesnar (Heyman), Samoa Joe and Braun Strowman all got adequate time on the microphone
>Is immediately powerslammed by Strowman and thrown out of the ring for his efforts
>Silently walks out and heads towards the back while the cameras focus more on Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar
Lmfaooooo, BASED BIG DOG, am I right? Nice face of the company, losers. They don't even trust the man with a microphone. This is the guy who's going to save the company? Oh man, don't make me laugh.
WOAT
>>3007365
>getting this absolutely WORKED
you just got BTFO by BBD
>>3007396
>W-wo-worked
Hi, Roman. He wasn't even featured on the fucking product. The show was three hours and 20 minutes long, 200 minutes and the faggot shows up for less than 2 minutes. He was on 1% of the fucking show and he's your FACE?
She's the fucking best worker in the company. Including the men. Except for Styles. Fuck WWE
Emma pls, go to sleep
>>3007183
ditch that ugly blue lipstick and we'll talk
>>3007183
She's an aging Australian hag with no mic skills and a liability in the ring, plus she's a thief. WWE only keep her around to meme on her and make Vince kek. Move on with your life and choose a new waifu.
Only good stuff
Extra points for blue lexis
>>3007035
Now give me muh points.
cringe
>>3007048
...
Find a more perfect human being. Go ahead. I'll wait.
>>3006990
>>3006994
>perfect human being
>posts a picture of a woman who looks like a man
What did he mean by this?
Not WWE. Not NJPW. Not LU. Not ROH. Not Stardom.
Nothing.
WWE is nonsensical and insulting. NJPW is boring and looks terribly fake even for the competitors being so athletic.
Wrestling just... sucks right now. I'm not sure why I continue to watch it. Everyone is going on about NJPW having one of the best years ever but to me it would rank worse than every year in wrestling before 2007.
I'd suggest anyone just getting into wrestling right now: don't. Watch Game of Thrones or something like that. It's more entertaining.
>>3006773
>terribly fake
>>3006773
>Not NJPW.
Apologize.
>>3006776
Yeah. It takes about 400 of those to beat a guy. Fake as fuck.
What do you think of your champions?
>>3006660
>No Young Cucks
All is well in this world.
Lesnar - Pretty good
Mahal - Trash
Blissberg - Okay I guess
Naomi - Same as Blissberg
Miz - Garbage
AJ - Very good
Cesaro/Sheamus - Decent I guess
New Day - Gay
Tozawa - Pretty good
Dunne - Gay manlet
Roode - Boring
AOP - Pretty good
Asuka - GOAT
>>3006663
>THE 1th CHAMPION
I thought the E was dying
all paid actors
vince saw all the threads and got scared
>>3006631
BASED BIG DOG DRAWING DIMES
WAIT THERE'S NO MORE HARD CAMERA SIDE NOW?
WHAT DID E-DRONES MEAN THEN?
Time is almost up for fatsuka
you know she's getting called up right
>>3006629
Good. Based Vince will destroy her
>>3006636
Nah.
ITT: Wrestling merch you can actually wear in public
BASED MAN WHO BRINGS RAIN OF MONEY
>literal who NJPW flippy manlet shit
>>3006612
Okada has never done a flip in his life and he's 6'3"
Ya failed again, E-Drone.
Dave Meltzer appreciation
he honestly seems like just a genuinely good guy in a business full of human garbage
>>3006514
I've seen some pretty shit-tier cringey things on this board, but this... this takes the proverbial cake
>>3006514
Dave Meltzer has the right kind of autism. He's a good man who loves his family and Kenny Omega.
>>3006526
exactly
autistic enough to be the best ever at his job, but still normie enough to come across as really likeable
FREEZE, anon! You have 5 seconds to tell me why Okada isn't the greatest wrestler of all time
Because he's not the miz
Because I can think for myself instead of regurgitating someone else's opinions.
>>3006507
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
SOMEONE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS
HOLY FUCKING KEK
What do you guys think of Kenny Omega?
Seems nice
I'm going to bed. When i wake up in the morning, I expect EVERY single thread on Page 1 to be a Kenny Omega thread. I want to look in the catalog and see Kenny Omega threads everywhere. Don't stop until this board is /asp/ - Kenny Omega.
Good taste in video games, amazing wrestler and respects the fans.
He can go to hell.