Monday Night Ram thread #FINAL

WWE is coming to my city and I don't have any friends - should I still go?

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos

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how do I get a gf?

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Fuck Bayley
Befriend Becky
Hug Chuck
Ignore Nikki
Kill no one
Marry Sasha to keep my parents happy and preserve my bloodline

I'm bored.

>>3005783
Marry Charlotte. Ignore the rest.

>>3005783
>Fuck all the Smackdown babes
>Dump RAM skanks back into the sewer

>>3005783
Fuck Charlotte
Marry Sasha
Kill Bayley
Hug Thicci
Ignore left over girl I don't know the name of
Befriend Becky

decent match

>>3005783
fuck nikki
marry baylee
kill sasha
ignore charlotte
befriend becky

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2sweetmebros 4 home stretch

>>3005783
>Fuck
Becky lynch
>Marry
Baylee
>Kill
Sasha
>Hug
Nattie
>Ignore
Any bella
>Befriend
Alexa

>>3005783
Fuck Sasha
Marry Becky
Kill Nikki
Hug Bayley
Ignore Brie
Befriend Charles

>>3005820
JUST

>>3005817
it's easier when your a lesbian

>>3005783
gas all of them.

>>3005783
Fuck Bayley
Befriend Sasha
Marry Becky
Hug Brie
Ignore Nikki
Kill Charlotte

>>3005783
Fuck Bayley
Marry Becky
Kill Brie
Hug Sasha
Befriend Charlotte
Ignore Nikki

>>3005830
swap alexa and bayley and that's me

>>3005814
Right here

Fuck Brie
Marry Becky
Kill Sasha
Hug Charlotte
Ignore Bayley
Befriend Nikki

is this the main event?

>>3005783

fuck sasha
marry becky
kill brie
hug bayley
ignore nikki
befriend charlotte

What happened to J&J Security?

Fuck these six mans suck. Is fuck marry kill our cm punk chant?

>>3005838

Based shitposter handing out (You)'s

>>3005848
Brock, Roman, Braun, and Joe are supposed to have a face-off

this match fucking blows

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>>3005783
Becky is wife material

>>3005838
Can you please stop replying to my posts?!?!

>>3005783
Marry Becky
Hug Bayley
Fuck Sasha
Befriend Charlotte
Kill Nikki
Ignore Brie

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>>3005831
>>3005836
>>3005839
>>3005842
>Marry Becky
my niggas

>>3005848
The main event is Brock/Joe/Roman/Braun staring at each other while Brick raises the belt up above his head

>>3005849
Switch Brie and Charlotte. Then switch Bayley and Nikki and you're me.

>>3005783
Fuck Nikki
Marry Sasha
Kill Charles
Hug Bailey
Ignore Brie
Befriend Bex

I LOVE BURGER KING FINNNNAA!

>>3005783
Marry Becky
Fuck Bayley
Hug Sasha
Befriend Charlotte
Ignore Brie
Kill Nikki

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>>3005855
They're all gonna tug at the title like Brock/Regins did before.

>>3005862
based pitslut

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>this is the main event

>>3005858
She looks so much better without her shit tier tan and carrot hair.

So Bray can pour gallons of blood on someone, but wrestlers cant blade lol

>>3005852
it's the Wave of shitposting

>>3005875
It isn't tho

Bo went from a jobber to a strong jobber. I'm tearing up over here, /ourguy/ made it.

>>3005859

>>3005807
I go alone all the time, doesn't really matter, especially if you hop on /asp/. it also makes it easier to get decent seats since you don't need multiples.

>>3005873
saved

BASED JEFF OVER AS FUCK

What a boring match.

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>>3005876
this

the state of the Hardy Boyz

That match went too long for the 4 way to be any good

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>>3005874
I didn't realize so many anons find based pitslut to be wife material

So wait, if Jason Jordan becomes the new Roman Reigns, will this mean Reign will finally stop getting all of the hate now.

INO, is this boring fuck going to suck all of the apathy and hate aimed towards Roman unto himself?

Damn, Jeff has become so slow.
It hurts to watch this.

Jiz buried

surprised that bo didn't shoot poop across the ring

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>>3005890

>>3005877
Uhhh it wasn't blood it was hebiscus based acid obviously

>>3005894
*licks*

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>>3005894
Alexa wasn't an choice, so I went with Becky.
>Not for the pits you sick bastards

>The Demon Finn Balor
holy fucking cringe

10 min left
how will they do it
there is no time
THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH TIME

OH SHIT IT'S CONFIRMED WITH GRAPHICS


THE DEMON KING IS BACK

>THE DEMON

AHAHAHAHAHA GAY

Wow... Not only am i kinda pussed that i was right about edgy demon finn, but jesus don't advertise it.

>>3005895
If reigns rejoins the shield, yes of course.

>spoiling the Demon being there

For what purpose?

Haven't watched since Mania


Is Stroman in the SS main event?

BIG HOSS STARE DOWN

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>>3005890
>>3005858
>>3005903

DAMON KANG

When will Blissboi be back?

>>3005908
25 minutes retard

Did they scrap Demon King?

>The Demon

Why does Vince ruin everything left from NXT?

>spoiling demon king
They can't do anything right.

>>3005924
WUZ

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>>3005829

DEMON
KANE

BASED DEMON

>>3005926
Hopefully never

>>3005906
>she wipes your cum after a nice bj.
Hnnnng.

>>3005903
looks like my ex

>>3005840
Alexa only made my list because she's a fellow Ohioan. I honestly find her Harley Quinn knock off schtick cringe worthy.

>>3005858
>>3005876
>>3005890
>>3005903
She's not a real redhead?

3 hours without big dog.

Finally based big dog appearing nexr

WHERE IS THE DEMON KANGG

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yyyyip
jjj-ip
yip

>>3005940
you have never touched a woman

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>has to get permission and update the marketing team that he'll be dressing up as a demon
way to kill the gimmick lel

>>3005931
You can't spoil something everyone with a IQ over 5 already knows retard

>>3005917
>>3005911
>>3005930
>>3005931
>>3005935
>>3005936

It's not even the idea of spoiling it, it's the idea that they had to advertise it in such a fashion "The Demon" ...finn balor. Jesus Christ

>Ram is scheduled to end at 11:05

>everyone won't be in the ring til 11

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>>3005903
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

>>3005948
we held hands once - shit was cash

>>3005917
Vince is a very old man who doesn't understand what a surprise is anymore

This is the OBEAST's thread now

>>3005903
Dixie?

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>>3005939
Ah there you are.

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Time to work the smarks

>DUN DUN
>DUN DUN
booooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The KISS Demon is back

>>3005954
It'll end with the lockroom clearing to pull everyone apart before the match begins.

>>3005961
ding-dong diddly cringe

>>3005953
Yeah way to completely spoil any pop it would have gotten. Gg Vince

Vince needs to let Flair wrestle one more match to give him a gladiator's death. It would shoot ratings through the arena roof.

>>3005963
Fuck, there you are too.

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Say something nice about Becky, guys

She needs a pick me up since she's being left off the Summer Slam card

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>>3005956

>>3005918
YESSS!!! STrowman v reigns v samoa joe v brock 4 way. Im rootin for brauuuuunnnn m

BASED TITUS WORLDWIDE CELEBRATION TOMORROW

BIG DIMES 205LIVE CONFIRMED

>>3005979
>not Joe
Fag.

>>3005977
Your pits are delicious

FACE
2
FACE
2
FACE
2
FACE

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>>3005953
>>3005972
Well it's cause they decided to give away the match tonight.

>face to face to face to face
Who is the heel then?

>>3005977
fuggggggg

>>3005977
HNNNNNNG Time to cum

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BORK

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>>3005975
Awww.

LAZER
A
Z
E
R

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>integrity

>tfw i do the little bork dance with him in my living room

Borks entrance is so shit without the pyro

BASED JIMMY JONES

>>3005995
Damn it, you're really pushing the right buttons.

>>3005977
your fit. you can use my face and make me your asslicker.

>>3006000
>Dad comes in

>>3005977
Becky, this gif of you makes me want to cum

>>3006000
Do you have any friends irl? I do shit like that too and think it's funny but I have no friends irl

>Brock mathematically likely to lose
Did Steiner teach you NOTHING Corey?

Barock Lesnar

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Roman's going to win Sunday and then feud with Joe isn't he?

>>3006001
I can't wait til Kane comes back.

>wyomn security in charge of keeping Bork from going ballistic
Please.

>>3005807
Y...You in Louisiana, anon? Northeast Louisiana?

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>>3005985

ONE LAST RATING

where my /jimmy johns/ niggers

>>3006008

i...i have a few

SMORES JOE SIGN

When is the show supposed to end anyway?

>squeeze ratings

Kek he ain't wrong there

>>3006017
Boise, sorry anon ):

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>>3006004
>Let the fantasies start

Joe isn't a true Samoan!

>>3006021
Good for you pal, I'm pulling for you

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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BBDWTFAS

11.5 MINUTES TO GO BOYS WE'VE ALMOST DONE IT!

>>3006014
Nah no way, Brock's contract doesn't expire yet and the entire if he loses he quits is a meme at this point

>"roman reigns"
>eruption of boos

It's funny every time

>>3006026
Hnnnng, so fucking great.

>>3006017
Not that anon but I live by New Orleans.

>>3006036
It really is.

>>3006017
Baton Rouge

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>>3006033

WWE BTFO

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>>3006037

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>>3006026

>>3006026
imagine these two scissoring

>>3006026
Imma start a fan fiction account..

>>3006020
>tfw moved and nearest JJ is 3 miles away
Life sucks

>>3006045
Tfw no Bliss gf

Tfw no gf

Was Paul quoting Smash Mouth?

>>3006041
Nigger I probably saw you last year when Smackdown came to Baton Rouge
>tfw no local comic store in Baton Rouge

>>3006014
I hope not, the crowd will fall asleep before Joe can put Roman asleep with the cociena clutch.

JOE BTFO

DAMN

lol kinda racist there
Roman is samoan, too

DATS RACIST

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>>3006048
I want to believe.
>>3006049
I would read it
>>3006051
You'll get used to that feel. Then it will disappear.

>Smarks booing Reigns as usual
BBD still living in their heads rent free!!

>>3006053
i never went

>>3006045
>the outline of that ass.
Holy fuck.

>>3005988

Giving away the match is fine, but I felt there was no need for the whole franchising aspect. I think this post >>3005949 sums it up pretty well. Should have just stopped it at the whole promo with Charly and left it at that. Hell, if you have to put the picture then fine but "The Demon"? Give me a break.

>>3006053

Bitch I bet you got that New Iberia haircut. GTFO back to Tigerdroppings.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RENT

>>3006060
That tummy is in need of my cummies

SHIUT UPPPPP

>>3006065
Jokes on you, I'm from Alabama actually

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CONSPIRACIES

>>3006068
IS

Smarks BTFO

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>>3006069

>Either one of two things will happen
>Brock will lose
or
>Brock will win
Great detective work there Paul

>>3006038
>>3006041
Salute to fellow boot anons, even though i'm closer to the buckle.

Fuck, didn't Katrina teach you faggots anything, you're sitting atop a timebomb, get the fuck outta there.

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>>3006047
There's this one too. Someone should add a bangbros tag or something.

Brock with Matanza gimmick when?

>>3006073

DOOOOOOOOOOO

>>3006076
Too much Michael Cole and not enough bliss. You killed the momentum

JEW KILLER

Why does Borck jump up and down when people say his name?

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>>3006084
Sorry. I'M SO SORRY!!

Does anyone here want Joe to win? It'd be a nice change on RAM

>>3006076
Holy fuck

SHOAH JOE

>>3006088
it's like a dog wagging its tail when you say its name

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

>>3006081
I love how the colors in this picture look. Reminds me of old magazine shots from the attitude era

>>3006091
BRAUUUUUNNNNN

>>3006090
Goddamn nice save, this gif literally gets me diamonds in an instant. She's so cute

That's polite of Joe to promise he'll only claim victory by pinning Brock for the belt

>Reigns coming in last

Oh geez, he's going to embarrass himself if he grabs the mic with everyone speaking with intensity but him.

>>3006091
Anyone not Roman

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>Heyman does a better job of selling Summerslam than literally everything else

>>3006091
I do. Heyman wants to try and get Joe a championship run and Lesnar has become passionate about wrestling thanks to joe. I hope he does

BASED
I O
G G

>>3006081
Dana tits

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>>3006102
>I can't believe I'm doing this...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is this main event literally just them cutting promos? Smack wins again

Why is the crowd so smarky?

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>>3006090

Jesus Christ

>>3006109
Disgusting pls delet

>Braun grabs a mic
>Brings it to his mouth
>Shouts "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN!!!!"
Fight ensues with everyone forgetting Roman.

>>3006109
Heyman spent his Jew points on charisma instead of finance

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BASED BIG DOG

>>3006117
NE city and only hardcore fans go to this shit anymore

Thank God they didn't let Reigns speak

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>>3006081

Best I could do

>>3006100
That and the crawling on all fours with impending lezdom

and then they overpower all the security

LIL PUP BTFO

>>3006109

I was sold as soon as I heard my goddess of thiccness nattie was in it.

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>>3006114
Didn't realize how blurry that one is. Take 2.

is tyler breeze's dad a wwe bodyguard?

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>Braun makes Brock look small

>that bump by the blonde haired security

BIG DOG BTFO

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>blondie gets clubbed in the back
>jumps over the top rope

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>>3006126
I'll take it. Good work, Anon.

kek the security overselling the hits

>hit in the back of the neck
>catapult yourself over the top rope

>>3006138
Pls someone webm that

>beating up womyn security guards
what did WWE mean by this?

EVERYONE GETTING BTFO

>>3006141
>>3006138

gif that shit brehs

i kek'd

BASED HAWKINS FORCING BROCK TO FACE THE FACTS

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LIL BITCH

YOU NEED BETTER SECURITY

>>3006132
Jesus Christ that's hot

kek, this is coming nowhere close to the original joe/brock brawls

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I completely forgot about the developmental guards.

>>3006119
>Being gay

>>3006138
Thought it was Flair for a sec.

Oh yeah Goldust exists

>not letting reigns speak

VERY well done, he would embarrass himself.

>this separating them with wrestlers image again

You've done it four times in so many months, It's not nearly as interesting. I do like the hilarity of Joe and Roman apparently just ditching.

>>3006141
saw this, cringed

What a shitty ending

Joe wind that segment again. He's good on the mic

>>3006141
Kek, I noticed that too, it just looked too out of place

>this is the go home show for Summerslam

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>>3006151
I know right? And it happened at a PPV I didn't want to watch.

>WE'RE OUTTA TIME FOLKS!
Literally 2000 WCW

Pretty good RAW 7/10

>>3006149
Can't wait until beats main eventing 4 straight years

>Matt Hardy in the jobber squad

Why did they bring him back again?

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RIP

>>3006165
That PPV was GOAT just for her ring attire alone. I turned to diamonds when she came out in her NXT gear

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>>3006076
>>3006084

>>3006170
Reinvigorate the tag division, even though raw was already 80% tag matches at the time.

>>3006170
Smfh I got triggered when I saw Jeff and Matt run out with the jobbers

Where's the Alexa bliss poster.

Not a bad RAW, definetly one of the better ones these past few months.

Miz/Jorden, the Diva shit, and the Bray/Balor killed the energy quite a bit.

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>>3006177
My man!
>>3006176
The one time I skip a PPV, The Goddess wears that.

>>3006141
That selling was HBK vs Hogan tier.

>>3005783
I forgot to do this, so...
Fuck Nikki
Marry Becky
Kill Sasha
Hug Bayley
Ignore Paige
Befriend Charlotte

>>3006190
that is nikki and brie my dude, not paige

>>3006156
>I do like the hilarity of Joe and Roman apparently just ditching.
They were on the outside of the ring. I saw Joe being held back by G&A.

On that note I unironically enjoy when Joe comes out to a "JOE JOE JOE" chant. I didn't catch him in NXT but he's making me a fan since the Lesnar feud

>>3006132
The ref knows...

>>3006196
Woops. Switch them then.

>>3005783
Marry Sasha - Ever since I had a dream of Sasha, it's completely changed how I see her
Fuck Bayley Anally - Wouldn't be able to live through life knowing I had the chance to fuck the big booty and didn't
Befriend Charlotte - She's gonna need a shoulder after/if Ric passes :(
Hug Becky - She's too damn cute
Kill Nikki - Sorry
Ignore - Brie, she has a kid

>>3005783
Marry Sasha - Ever since I had a dream of Sasha, it's completely changed how I see her
Fuck Bayley Anally - Wouldn't be able to live through life knowing I had the chance to fuck the big booty and didn't
Befriend Charlotte - She's gonna need a shoulder after/if Ric passes :(
Hug Becky - She's too damn cute
Kill Nikki - Sorry
Ignore - Brie, she has a kid

Marry Becky
Fuck Sasha
Befriend Bayley
Hug Charlotte
Ignore Brie
Kill Nikki