RAW GAMETHREAD #2

THE SHIELD IS BACK

ASP BTFO

*Roman's music hits*

KURT PLS GIV FONE

WWWE

I enjoyed this, I apologize if I offended anyone

Theyre keeping the chant rhythm without the song lol

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>>3003677
>that pop
wut bros.

why cant Kurt say WWE?

the fans need to shut the fuck up desu

only thng that would ave made that segment more gay wouldve been them just straight whipping their cocks out and 69ing infront of that audience

why is Angle's theme so fucking hype

>>3003717
i don't know

Its not the shield without the big dog

>>3003718
CTE + American education system

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oh god help me Im marking out

Boypussy > girlpussy

>>3003715
Why you you wish that on poor Curt?

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>>3003687
>Shield
Only 2/3, so more like a Buckler

>>3003722
Cause it's perfect.

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>It's a Kurt still can't say WWE episode

>Dean and Seth corpsing

based

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>>3003722
based Jim, that's why

>>3003725
dude what the fuck is this thing

NIA IS KING

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bth. this is loudest Raw crowd since forever

nice one raw

BIG WAFFLE BRAUN SAVING RAW TONIGHT

the shield is pretty gay desu lads

was it always this gay?

>>3003738
fucking A

so Dean's music plays, does that mean they see Dean as the bigger star?

Oh good, can't wait to see Nia botch Sasha into missing Summerslam too.

bring back the Sheamus/Cena/Ryback trio, Team Sell No

>implying nu Japan would sell this much seats

>>3003747
Mental illness, stop giving him (You)'s

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what the fuck is this about?

chatchi chatchi dunkireeni

what happened wit hthe phone i just got here

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>WWWE

cringesuke nakameme

>>3003747
he is being generous and giving all of our autism (you)s

>>3003717
damn famm, who is she?

>>3003764
rent free

>>3003767
another Carter autistic attack

>>3003747
Carters new gimmick. The copy and pasting peoples posts got too hard for him so now he just randomly clicks post numbers.

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>tfw joe blows everyone out on the mic again

Crows were hot as hell for that.
It has been a really well done storyline.

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>Shesaro are gonna drop the titles to the Shieldetties

>>3003767
Handing out (You)s like Meltzer hands out stars at a NJPW show

MCMAHON FEARS JAPAN

>>3003771
cringe

>>3003752
Nia push incoming

They're going to give away Brock/Braun tonight arent they?

>>3003717
PLEASE have a penis

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>>3003753
its nice seeing some hype.
Hope that motivated these faggots to put on a show tonight

>>3003747
He's trying to inflate the post count in the threads to make it seem like Raw gamethreads draw. False flag.

>>3003741
W-who's the 3rd in that group?

>>3003741
I can sense the stds all the way from here.

post yfw the new tag champs seth and uncle deano help the big dog win the title this sunday

Name a Diva that can beat Asuka.

I can wait.

>fags need an insurance company to change their tires
the state of nu males

BASED AMANDA GREEN

why are all american ads unfunny sketches about fast food or phone networks

>>3003773
got some bad news for you bruh

>>3003790
got some good news for you bruh

please don't make shesaro job :(

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who /Nioh/ here?

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>THE STATE OF THE HARDCAM

>>3003796
hi im triggered retard

>>3003769
>>3003769
they threw seth into a barricade which resulted a guy dropping his phone into the ring area


the phone ended up getting more over than the shieldetties

>>3003796

DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS MODS

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>>3003802
I can see it being this year's swerve

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>RIC

>>3003805
Aj Lee

>>3003802
Nah...They're keeping Brock the champ until Mania...Ambrose and Rollins will probably lose at SummerSlam, but win at a later PPV

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anyone got a real picture of carter and yalessia?
or are they one and the same

>>3003796
thanks for the free (you) faggot

Who is Solotov /asp/? Shooter is actually quite good

>>3003810
fuck yeah dude post a pic of that weiner

BASED FLAIR CHEATING DEATH AGAIN

just got home, what happened?

who here /not a monster/

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>>3003796
>keeps randomly replying everyone

>pass the torch back
What did Booker T mean by this?

>>3003821
>/asp/
>mods
Lol

>>3003807

Seriously, went to lunch with my work mate and had to first note that he had a flat and then coach him through how to change the tire. all the while he was complaining I should just do it. How the hell do you not know how to do this through second-hand knowledge if nothing else?

You guys know that Ambrose is going to turn on Rollins right?

rip flair

all that alcohol and cocaine is gonna get anyone

>>3003819
#PUSHWWEPHONE

>Booker having to bullshit when he knows Ric and Arc used to casually call him a nigger

Poor guy

I want to eat Nia's cock

>Nia Jax didn't get released after injuring Basedley

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You're watching this episode of Monday Night Raw with your girlfriend, right /asp/?

>booker

kek

JOJO NO LONGER RING ANNOUNCER FUCK YES

>>3003840
based fucking OSW bro

>>3003841
ONE MORE RUN FOR THE NATURE BOY

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BIG POPS SASHA+

Nia is 2 fat 2 make it to the ring without wheezing holy fuck

>>3003864
Woooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

>>3003850
At least some of them still know their place..

I want to peel off Nia's pants after a match and stuff my face between her cheeks.

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>Carter's new gimmick

>What in the world is that?

What was it /asp/?

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This board is pure cancer but I can't stay away

Whats with the lifeguard chair

>>3003853

haha yes man oh man i sure am oh boy

FUCK SASHA

is nia truly not like most girls?

Seth and Dean made everyone forget about Flair until they brought it up again

>>3003841
He meant he is returning the torch Flair tossed through his porch window back in his Klan days.

>>3003853
fucking spoiler that shit bruv, holy christ

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>>3003807
>2017
>Changing your own tires
I pay for AAA for a reason.

>Mentioning the HIAC match
Why?

>>3003886
Nope...she has a penis

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I want to fuck SashA+

that Alexa pop

Prediction time boys

Whos winning this

>>3003892
gross unless she has a penis

Will Nia ever expose herself online?

Is Bliss going to come out and only say one line at the booth again like last week?

WHY DOES LEXI HAVE THE BEST MUSIC IN THE WORLD?

>>3003843
bad parenting, as soon as I learned how to drive my dad taught me to change all 4 tires

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>>3003878
Bliss is going to sit on it because she's a qt tiny girl.

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>>3003853
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

What's with the announcer? He sounds so fucking depressed.

Based Goddess
>>3003870
Someone post that fanfiction

did cole just say "what in the world is that" about nia?

Alexa is so smol and cute

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>ALEXA IN THAT CHAIR

>camera cuts away when Alexa starts climbing

Fuck this company. Let me see that ass

ironically the only time nia has been intense was right before getting her face kicked in by asuka

>>3003888
Trips of truth

>>3003900
hometown always loses

also fuck nia botch machine jax

Piss break this early

>>3003895

>>3003877
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES

>>3003877
Same good brother.

>cutting away while she climbed the chair
Fire Dunn now

>>3003903
hopefully

That is the worst fucking chair I have ever seen

Press F for Sasha Skanks

is ric flair going to live?

>Throne
top fucking kek

>>3003892
>paying for a service when you can do it yourself.
Nu male detected.

that's a patio chair with a nice cushion

>>3003915
I remember when Lawler was openly staring up at Terri Runnels cunt when she clumbed a ladder.

Nia jax more like dia(betes) snax

>>3003919
feels like this whole night is going to be a piss break

>>3003928
hell be fine

>>3003924
>>3003915
have sex

>>3003908
>college

i got bad news for you....

>>3003903
Jesus christ i hope not

>>3003928
Whatever surgery he had it was successful so I guess he has a shot

>Angle of Nia about to bend over in latex
>Cuts to commercial

>>3003908
she's about 14, he posts her every week

DO YOUR JOBS MODS

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>had a dream I
>hadn't neighed yet

>half pound roast beef sandwiches
nigga pls I'm on diet

Alienetty fans are going to kill themselves when The Predator comes out and is a 5 star movie

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how many globules would nia explode into if she tried this move?

>>3003939
Hi Yelissa

>>3003908
Jesus, anon. You're worth it, okay? Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>3003945
>DO YOUR JOBS MODS
lol the mods have never cared for us
we are 4chan's Lord of Flies

>>3003715

dub dyb E

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>yfw Sasha defeat Nia by using figure 4

>>3003946
spicy
who made this?
this /asp/

>>3003947
>American on a diet

ALL OF THESE THINGS BABY WHO I AM

>>3003947
For real, that beef and cheddar ding-dong diddly work me into a shoot.

>>3003958
>Eat Balls
I love it

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>>3003931
>Can't afford roadside assistance
Poorfag detected. I bet you also use some 3rd rate, cheap-shit insurance as well.

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>dodge clearance event.

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>>3003958

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>>3003958

>>3003958
is sashas new gimmick that shes apart of Ric's legacy

Guys how do you think Nia's legs smell haha after a match! Probably really stinky right hahah tell me how you feel

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>>3003965
NAME?!

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Lol i also made on of those too

Are they making up for missing commercials earlier by doubling down?

>>3003870
/ourboy/

>>3003965
holy shit I bet her penis is magnificent

The only entertaining part of this match is waiting to see if and how Sasha gets injured by the fat one

NI-ASS

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is older than Ric Flair

>>3003965
>can't afford roadside assistance
I'm not going to pay for something I can do myself.

>>3003970
Well he likes her more than his daughter so why not

BASED NIA JAX GIVING SASHA CONCUSSIONS

Sasha lying on the ground like that worked me into a shoot

why are they trying to kill Sasha

inb4 beach themed triple threat on sunday

Nia botching and killing Sasha when?

>we will never get a Lifeguard match where the Divas wear 1 piece lifeguard swimsuits
Kill me.

Horsetty BTFO

gonna jerk off to traps tonight my dudes

>Nia whipping Sasha head first into the barricade
What the fuck lol she just throws her opponents around because she's fat and cant actually wrestle correctly

Did sasha just died?

Jesus, is Nia legit trying to kill the competition?

Based battlecow

>>3003995
crínge

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nia is so fucking shit and dangerous

sasha's forehead is exposed more than usual tonight

>>3004001
faggot

90% chance that Sasha irish whips Nia into the lifeguard chair

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>it's another underdog wins episode

>>3004005
Miltank used Body Slam

>>3003998
Well, not anymore. Sorry you missed them, anon.

>that really light way nia laid sasha down

Gotta be careful you've nearly killed three people and caused one plan ruining injury

>>3004001
me too, well not exactly. more like a big dick shemale

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Which one of Nia's holes would you try first /asp?

Please be champ forever Nia you fucking cretin

what the fuck she bit her right in front of the ref

why wasn't she disqualified?

>>3004020
HOLY FUCKING YUCK

>>3004020
Ass for sure, all that cushion <3

>>3004020

That's not recent. She's fatter than that.

>>3004020
Ass

>>3004020
nostril

>>3004020
Her left nostril.

>>3003987
You can repair your own blown driveshaft on the side of an expressway?

Nice

You can tow your own car when your transmission blows for the same low flat fee as a nationwide road assistance Company?

Nice

JUST STAY IN THE RING

BUT WER IS FONE

Nia gonna run into the lifeguard chair soon

>>3004025
YAS QUEEN

>>3004020
Lemme slap my tongue in that sweaty armpit

>>3004031
Shes literally fatter every match. Theuve had to upsize her ring gear THREE TIMES and she just WONT STOP EATING

Fucking samoans

>>3004023
Wrestling is fake

>>3004025
>tfw she will never sit on your face

>>3004033
>>3004034
holy shit that nasal fetish hivemind

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>>3004025

>>3004025
>ywn worship her feet

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>>3004025

>tfw you realize you will never be that blue cushion

>>3004035
No, I have a uncle who owns a towing service who does it for free.

>>3004025
>everybody in the front row just staring at Lexi's thighs rather than watching the shit match directly in front of them
based

>>3004035
t. Ford owner

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>>3004025
OY VEEEEYYYYY!

LUCHA LIBRE IS GOING OVER BROTHER

>>3004025
Is that Tony Schiavone in the front?

>>3004058
hi todd

>>3004060
might be the worst shop I've ever seen

>>3004025
Based Zolak 3:16

>>3004025
what does her butt hole look like?

>>3004052
Sure Ya do pal sure Ya do

Does your dad work at Nintendo Too?

The state of which trash..

>>3004025
Is Alexa the hottest woman on the roster in the past decade?

>>3004070
Cute.

>TWO commercials in this match

Gotta make up for how long your dumb shield sexual tension sketch lasted.

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>>3004026
based lance

>>3004060
kys for that pathetic shoop job

>>3004073
No, Nia is

did we get the spammer banned? thank you based mods!

>Ice-T and chill marathon
I want off this ride famalam

>>3004073
layla you fag

>>3004071
Stay mad.

What is Alexis Bliss hiding under her lifegaurd tower?

>>3004073
Not even close. Layla and Aksana were both hotter.

>>3004073
Was keibler more than 10 years? Id kill for a chance to lick her legs

>This is the first match of the going home show
>Womyn's match, not even hot women
>2 commercial breaks
This is a bad sign for Sunday

>>3004086
>>3004086
>>3004086
NEW

>>3004086
>>3004086
>>3004086
NEW

>>3004086
>>3004086
>>3004086
NEW

>>3004070
ask fred durst

Nia is a hefty cow and I wanna milk her cum-stomach

DAT GIANT ASS

>>3003877
I've had more fun here than I have any other board desu

I think we should just get rid of everything aside from /pol/, /a/ and this place

why does Nia keep kicking out before 2? she's killing the business

>dat fucking fat ass

>>3004097
ayyy lmao

I'm really sad nia didn't counter that sunset flip attempt into a stink face.

>>3004080
she is seriously the hottest diva of all time.

>>3004097

>40 posts early

Eat shit fag.

>>3004094
Stacy only had her legs going for her, Torrie was always hotter

>>3004097
fuck off

>40 mins and only a fist bump and woman's match

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>>3004080
>tfw you will never shoot cum on her abs

>the person

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That DDT was actually pretty sick

her wig is falling off

Sasha is a good wrestler. Fight me.

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I FUCKING HATE HORSETTY STOP PUSHING THAT HALFBREED REEEEE

>the person
wot

wait this was a #1 contender's match?

>Epic comeback meme
How predictable

While I'm sad goddess Nia lost, I'm glad they gave her a match that wasn't just a squash match

>>3004092
right i forgot about Layla

Bullshit Nia should have went over

wait where's jojo?

Sasha wins... Women division instantly dead.

REMINDER that the spam and eraly threads are all Carter to make it seem that RAM threads are more busy than they actually are

>get home
>turn on Raw
>horsetty wins
See you tomorrow

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fuk

Is Sasha completely bald?

>>3004008
Jesus Christ

LOOMIS

>>3004026
Is Lance Storm autistic?

Kurt, your acting skills make me cringe.

>>3004146
>>3004146
>>3004146
>>3004146

>>3004142
Taking Brayy lmao's cum

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Stop pushing the fucking horse on us.

>>3004142
sucking wyatt cock

>>3004141
I feel like they're going to book her like Kane. Monster heel that never actually wins anything important

>>3004152
yes

>>3004152
Not just autistic, he is seriously autistic.

>>3004152
Yes.

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>>3004112
Stacy also had a 9/10 face and I'm sure a pussy to match, you ass and tit fags are retarded. Torrie was never on Stacys level even with all the plastic enhancements.

>>3004229
Stacy Keibler would have made for a top tier pornstar for sure. Too bad she never did porn.

>>3004229
Stacy Keibler would have made for a top tier pornstar for sure. Too bad she never did porn.

>>3004229
Stacy Keibler would have made for a top tier pornstar for sure. Too bad she never did porn.

>>3004043
I miss GUTS. That was an awesome show.

>>3004043
I miss GUTS. That was an awesome show.

not this shit again....

not this shit again....