Monday Night Ram thread #5

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>>3004937
1st for hope

THE BRAND IS MOVING UP IN THE WORLD

>1 hour and 26 minutes left

>>3004937
>>two hours of kick off show
>who here is gonna watch six hours of straight wwe program?

>>3004937
This works.

can anyone link the real thread

>>3004937
deanneet is cringe

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>>3004937
>i miss her bros

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>>3004937

>>3004992

me

YOU CAN GET HIGH OR YOU CAN GET LOW
YOU CAN GET HIGH OR YOU CAN GET LOW YOU CAN GET HIGH OR YOU CAN GET LOW
YOU CAN GET HIGH OR YOU CAN GET LOW
YOU CAN GET HIGH OR YOU CAN GET LOW YOU CAN GET HIGH OR YOU CAN GET LOW
YOU CAN GET HIGH OR YOU CAN GET LOW
YOU CAN GET HIGH OR YOU CAN GET LOW YOU CAN GET HIGH OR YOU CAN GET LOW

>>3004992
Me since WWE is the top wrestling company in the world

Where my /AAAAAAA/ or /DRAGON GATE/ bros at?

BAsed fucking screaming kill bill japanese man

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*teleports into your drive-thru*

So why are they moving so many summerslam matches to free TV?

>>3005002
that isnt a former wwe superstar

Best RAM ive seen in a while boys. Hope i didnt just jinx it.....

>>3005006
BTFO

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>>3004937
>Anon, I know you can do it. I'll be there to support you throughout the way no matter what

>>3004937
>Blacked thread is still up

What the fuck mods?

>>3004996
ding-dong diddly worked

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>>3004937

>>3005006
BASED MODS

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That was unironically a great match and I'm happy the Tozawa finally got the big win.

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>>3004992
gonna watch sitting my fat ass right here shit posting on this very board with you very people
>life is good

AHH
H
H

Smh

>>3005006
BTFO
T
F
O

>>3005006
Ya got ding dong diddily worked into a shoot kiddo

>>3005017
we all need a titus in our lives

>>3005006
kek deanneet confirmed for making that thread while switching his trip on and off

>>3005006
>(Dead)

>>3005006
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY

>>3005013
Then who is it?

Shame Tajiri went back to Japan so soon

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>>3005006

am i gonna have to wait till 9 or 10 to get the goods tonight

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>>3005022
This is a trap right? Im gonna pretend shes a trap...

>>3005012
Meltzer said it's a last ditch effort to drum up ticket sales

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>>3005006

>>3005006
FlNNA WORKED THE MODS INTO A SHOOT

Kek Show got a good shiner on his eye

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>>3004937
When will EMMA get BLACKED? Why did they drop this.

this is getting oddly gay

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>>3005045
Nope, just a qt Hawaiian girl.

>>3005041
It's Eva Marie. He was being funny because Eva didn't wrestle that much

>Finns feud not making the PPV for the second event in a row
Damn

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>>3005006

>flair isnt dead yet

hurry up, you hillbilly goof i want a reason to tune in

>>3005053
and here I just want the full paige threesome tape to get released

>>3005046
I dont see how that works but ok

>>3005058
Damn I don't remember Eva being that smoking. Good lord.

MOMMY JAMES
Holy fucking YUM

MILFIE JAMES

Dem bolt ons

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GIVE EMMA A CHANCE

>>3005059
If they don't use Demon Finn for Bray he's never being used again

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>>3005006
enjoy the ban

>>3005053
>Jason Jordan
>black

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MICKIE'S TITS

Mickie James looks amazing.

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>MILFY JAMES

Emma needs to lose about 8 pounds
Her face is getting chunky

Piss break undercard divas match incoming.

>>3005058
doesnt look like her. Google reverse says it some tranny.

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>>3005066
im stealing this

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>Mickie+Emma

>>3005071
You forgot the hashtag!

MICKIE VS EMMA IN A FIRST TO CUM LOSES MATCH WHEN

FUCKING WHEN???????????

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Emma and Mickie could actually have a good match if they let em

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>>3005083

CATCHING FLIES

>>3005075
one drop

i wanna suck on Mickie's fat tits.

TELEPORTATION TIME BOYS

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based Thickie

>give Emmer a chance

>>3005083
have sex

>>3005096
FlNNA GOAT

James bringing back the lesbian gimmick when?

What are those?

Glowsticks?

how much is WWE spending on those fucking lights every show?

Oh great... Bray "Shit" Wyatt vs. Finn "Piss" Balor

HE WON'T SEE A DIME AGAIN

>>3004992
I skip the pre-show and wait for my brother to get home from work before I start watching it, which had me on a 1 hour delay so I can skip the boring parts.

holy shit that pop for Bray...

>>3005045
Looks like a cartoon character more than a catching & retaining device

>>3005098
why don't they just teleport out of the ring when they are getting pinned?

>>3005099
HOLY F**KING YUMMY MOMMY!

>>3005066
Based smack destroying ram

Tell me, how many time has Bray and Finn fought?

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>>3005100

I left for an hour.
What did I miss?

>>3005100
gross old hag

>>3005106
>What are phone lights

>>3005083
>>3005104
Her standing next to Mickie made it obvious

Bray Wyatt time, which means it's time for me to take a shit

>>3005106
They are those little led lights they pass out at bars sometimes

I thought they were doing this match at Summer Slam because Demon Kang Finn was coming back.

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fuck this gay show i'm out

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>>3005100

DUDE!!!!!

>>3005122
come back and post when ya balls drop pinhead

>>3005131
see ya tomorrow night pinhead

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>>3005092

>dat ending

who else /going out for a smoke/

>>3005127
>which means it's time for me to take a shit
Is it a spoopy poopy?

The country bumpkin vs the San Francisco faggot

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>>3005122

>>3005121
Tozawa is the new Cruiserweight Champ.

BASED BIG TOBACCO WORKING THE NOGZ

>>3005133
>>3005136
BASED

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>>3005127
Based Bray workin ya into a shit.

>>3005130
Bray will go over tonight on Finn then lose to the Demon Kang at SS

WAIT WTF CHRISLEY HAS A SECOND SHOW NOW?

Tobacco companies are trying to increase profits. How convenient.

>ANOTHER CHRISLEY SHOW

B A S E D

>>3005141
so Democrat vs Republican then?

>>3005002
I'd do nasty things to Domino's ass pussy

>According to Chrisley
WWE is fucked

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I want to kick this bitch in the teeth.

balor more like gaylord

\o/

lol all these matches getting bumped from summerslam

guess they actually read those surveys

Finn loses so he can bring le demon on Sunday.

i unironically find both of these faggots cringeworthy lads


like this is the worst thing ever

>2 (TWO) WHOLE CHRISLEY SHOWS
FUCKING BASED

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>>3005139
>smoke

>Tfw im more excited to see mickie vs emma than i am bliss vs sasha

Says alot

>>3005153
HOW DARE THEY ADVERTISE TO A GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT ARE MORE LIKELY TO USE THEIR PRODUCT?

>>3005160
She's cute tho

Chrisley taking over the entire USA network. Vince is finished.

>>3005164
based

what a cringe commentary

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>>3005100
Yum

>>3005178
USA IS CHRISLEY

>>3005167
Gee Chrisley, how come USA lets you have TWO shows?

>>3005162
Gud 1

Balor/Bray should be at SSlam reeeeeeeee

>>3005171
bliss vs nia jax would have been way more interesting tbqh

THE EATER OF ASS

>Chrisley has two shows drawing huge ratings
Vince has gotta be SEETHING

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>>3005059
>he left New Japan and said fuck you to an Armani deal to get his arm broke by Sethetty, get concussed by a man who's only claim to fame is shitting in the street, get his head split open by a homeless man with a guitar, and to job to LE SPOOBY SWAMP MAN

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>yfw Chrisley's named new GM of SDL

>>3005167
>Resident evil 4 merchant.png

Not enough chrisley, stranger

>>3005176
You could literally get other cuter women elsewhere.

>Chrisley teleports in the ring gives both of them parenting advice then teleports back out.

>>3005188
Something will happen and then Finn will say something about bringing "DE DEEMUN KANG" to SS

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>>3005194

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>>3005176
>She's cute tho

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>>3005194

>crowd doesn't give a shit about this match
Good.

Just got here

Why is finn vs bray happening now if they are fighting at summerslam in a week

>Vince separates Bray and his new gf
>now jobbing him out and taking him off the SS card

Absolutely based

Did they realize they didn't have time on SS to have hteir full card...
and last minute make the CW Title match and the Balor Wyatt match tonight.

BRAY SEETHING

CHACHI CHACHI DUNKIRINEEEEE

>>3005204
Mind if I save this pic?

>>3005199
PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN

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>>3005194
>SDL is dead to me if that ever happened

>>3005203
holy fu*king yummy

>>3005214
No you can't. I stole it from someone else!

>>3005208
See >>3005201

>>3005209
They got into a random fight backstage and Kurt angle made it happen.

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>>3005204
THIS BITCH REEEEEEEE!

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Where's Little Lungs?

Is he OK?

>>3005198
Yeah but not one that works whites into shoots

>>3005100
Natives don't crack

>>3005204
CIGARETTES RACIST N SHIT

>>3005193
all of that was far less pain had it stayed and had to face the wrath the RAINMAKER!!!!!!!

>>3005214
Why would you fucking ask.

>HIS HEAD IS TOO SMOL

>>3005228
Buried forever

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>>3005226
Only one I got so you're safe.

>>3005204
>Implying only black people are poor and live in low income areas

It's profiling

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What is it about wrestling that attracts so much mental illness to this board?

>>3005228
Anon... Little Lungs jobbed to cigarettes for the last time.

>>3005240
in the team photo of dumbest question asked on 4chan ever

BREAKING: Todd Chrisley spotted backstage at Monday Night Raw. #RAW #WWE #wrestlingscoops

>>3005193
when you put it like that, kek

>>3005244
Thank you, I don't mind if you post Alexa though.

Why doesn't Bray just stiff Finn? I thought Vince was into shit like that

>Literally inventing a storyline for why they're feuding on the spot because they forgot to give a reason

Hilarious

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>>3005254

Bray was looking fit a few months back...never fuck a slag when you are trying to get fit

>in all fat
Freudian slip Cole

>the first Universal Champion!
and look where that's gotten him.

when is the teleportation on a pole in a house of horrors match?

>>3005248
It appeals to children and people that mark over (((big guys))) yelling at each other

>>3005262
Oh fuck!
This is what I'm talking about, thanks.

THIS IS GOING TO END WITH BROKEN MATT DEBUTING

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>>3005209

Daily Reminder: He's eating out this ass later tonight.

Like he gives a shit about SS.

give me all your (you)s

>>3005252
TODD CHRISLEY IS WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION

>Bray's spit in his beard
gross

>>3005279
fucking based

I'm tired of this fatass neckbeard
send him back to nxt

This black fake Teddy Long ass ref always doing forced reactions

>>3005279
won't that taste bad?

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>>3005276

>>3005281
what would a Todd'ski belt look like

>>3005279
Bray is fucking Jojo? How the fuck does that even happen?

And I mean that literally: how does he not crush her?

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>>3005100

Gibe mature milkies mommy

dude im straight and even i find bray wyatts ass particularly bubbly if i do say so myself gentlemen

Has Bray faced Kevin Owens? Watching two fatties tossing their fat bodies into each other would be a great match

>Balor botching a fucking senton

Finn is really afraid to take any hit.

This match really killed my hype for this RAM boyz

>take a shit
>cook dinner
>take the trash out
>put the yankees game on for 2 innings
>tuck my pets into bed
>go play a round of dirt rally
>come back

And this match is STILL GOING

LMFAOOO. Is this in the 40 minute zone yet?

>>3005295
Fabulous, with swarkoshi crystals all over, and distressed vintage leather. Smells like semen and febreeze.

>>3005209
>Jojo sister died
>God is getting revenge on adulterous through family
I blame Ric's illness on Charly and AJ

>>3005279
based bray making me feel a little better about myself

>>3005302
owens vs bray vs samoa joe triple threat when

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>Bray winning

FINNITY BTFO

eater of pins is only 275 wins away from getting back to .500

Finn confirmed

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING FUCK THIS MATCH

FUCK FINN BALOR
\FUCK BRAY WYATT

WOATS

>mods are too lazy to delete spam
>now I can't report anymore threads

Mods are fucking worthless

Finn BTFO.

i liked brays old clothes better, the swamp people clothes

That sure was a wrestling match presented on television

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Based spookyman putting Malcom from malcom in the middle in his place

BRAY WOAT

Just fire Bray already, no matter who they put him in the ring with he gets crickets and kills the other guy's momentum

LE DEMON TIME

>>3005292
Ooh my dick can only take so much!

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She's got some nice tits too.

WYATT FAMILY REBORN

can this fucking twink faggot and his Super Mario bullshit

>>3005310
>Bretty gud opening with Shield semi reforming
>Great cruiser championship match
>Decent Cass/Show segment with lots of heat coming towards Cass
>Boring and predictable diva shit
>this match no one cares about
Things were going pretty well tonight until this point.

>>3005326
yep, and now it's a wrestling match that is no longer taking place

>>3005330
Cringe

>teleports a bucket to the ring

BRAY WYAT

SUMMONER OF BUCKETS

>Tfw he just puts a bucket on his head

BURN THE GAY

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>>3005333

>NEW BROOD INCOMING

I kinda want breys shirt

KINO!!

REDDED

I FUCKING HATE THIS FATASS AND THIS TWINK I WANT THEM TO BE RELEASED REEEEEEE

TOO SPOOPY FOR PG

Don't tell me that's supposed to be blood... wtf

>Bray wins two feuds against former world champions
>Fans will still chant "LOLBRAYLOSES" next time he starts something

Fur is murder!

Why is he pouring syrup on him? Is he gonna eat his abs like pancakes?

REDED

BLOOD :o

Brays new gimmick is being PETA?

What the absolute fuck

Could that blood look any faker?

CARRIE

WE /BLOODBATHS AGAIN?

>bucket of blood

WWE confirmed for WCW 2000 (it's dying days)

FINN BOTCHED THE BLADE BADLY

FUR IS MURDER
FUR IS MURDER

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>Balor gets to go home to this
HHNNNNNNNNNNNGG

HOLY SHIT I JUST TURNED TO RAW

IS FINN FUCKING DEAD?

>>3005348
Hnng that bitchy mood.

Brood Theme Intensifies

Bray's going to form the New New Brood

that's one way to use JRs BBQ sauce

JOJO'S MENSTRUAL BLOOD

>Balor goes on a psychic rampage

WAT

Is this dude really selling red paint being poured on him?

>>3005376
Foot slut!

What the heĺl is this

>>3005377
Bray gave him diabetes

That was the shittiest fake blood ive ever seen

>being an edrone
KEK

>>3005330
So agree

Oh fuck Bray is lame. Now he's pouring BBQ sauce on people

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Yo, anon who's there live. Post pics of the cleanup please!

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TV-14 IS COMING BACK BOYS!

>>3005380
>>3005380
>>3005380
>>3005380

Sweet and sour Finn Balor

>>3005388
>getting paint in your eyes wouldn't be a miserable experience

It's just paint, Balor
You put that shit all over you when you go to PPVs all the time

Was it kino?

I don't think Bray understood the agent when he told him to add some color to his match.

>>3005341
>>3005348
>>3005376

It'd be a different story if it was a bucket of cum.

>>3005388
wwe's twitter is calling it an "acid" attack

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>Dad walks in

>spoopy fat man reenacting Carrie in an undercard feud
>meanwhile Big Roaaar Braun main eventing for the world title
Who was the Jannetty here?

>>3005388
yeah no shit, back in the day you had people pouring nasty shit on each other like Henry Godwin's slop bucket.

That was an easy sell because god knows who pissed and shit in that bucket for a goof.

>>3005388
It's HIV blood

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>>3005378

>>3005388
>Is this dude really selling red paint being poured on him?
What if it's that old lead-based paint they used to use back in the 1950's?

Finn could get cancer or something from getting that shit poured on him.

It's Wyatt magic enchanted lamb blood

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>>3005373
Kek

Finn has AIDS from infected bloos, rip

What are they cuting in the recap?

Did Bray cum in the bucket?

"This is one of the most bizzare things Ive ever seen happen in a WWE ring" Fucking hell, I knew graves was shit before, but he really is Cole 2.0.

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>>3005435

Jason jordan and hardys

>>3005042
Tajiri had to sense to take the Cruiserweight Classic money and get the fuck out as quickly as possible before Vince made him someone's butler again.

>>3005042
Tajiri had to sense to take the Cruiserweight Classic money and get the fuck out as quickly as possible before Vince made him someone's butler again.

>>3005160

How typical a sassy frizzy haired mulatto bitch, and you can bet your ass a slimy (((producer))) hiding on the other side of the camera.

>>3004937

>>3008381

>>3008391
>>3008398

>>3008406

>>3006262