His father didn't pull out
>>2309205
The podcast where Stone GOAT ended his career
>>2309205
At least he did something right.
I love you cm punk you will always be my favorite wrestler ever even when you snubbed me and pretended i didnt exist.
You had your hoodie up with lita and pretended that i wasnt almost crying seeing your beautiful face.
You are the guy that helped me get swole made me believe in myself and love myself. I love you punk you will always be my guy please just fuck me. Lifes is hard but knowing people like you exist make me so happy i love you so much please.
You will always be /myguy/...
>>2309100
Seek sunlight
what a bunch of dorks
anyone else miss steroids?
Coke and steroids ! Hell yeah.
They're still on steroids ya dumb fuck. ADR passed the tests even though he was known to be roiding
I was listening to Bruce Prichard's podcast and he said some wrestlers would do speed before their matches and beat the shit out eachother for 60 minutes. This was in his Houston wrestling days. Bring back speed.
MELTZER BTFO BY BASED NASH
Has Meltz ever even acknowledged Wolfcucks existence? Pretty sad Wolfie is so obsessed with him
Wolfcuc is so desperate for meltzer to reply to him every single time.
Its like deanspic trying to get bretcuck's attention on here every day
>Tiny Brain Meltzer is mad he is not an intellectual giant like Nash
Worked.
ITT : wrestlers you forgot existed until this thread
> was JBL's right hand man
> had one of the funniest titantrons ever
>got beat by a murderer in 25 seconds for the US title
>literally became a glorious faggot in TNA
>gave Ultimate Warrior his last match
How could anyone forget him?
>>2308807
>forgetting about the cabinet
Just Joe
>mfw Based Big Dog wins the title at Summerslam
>mfw he clean pins Bork
>mfw September is the month with the lowest rating of the year, historically
>mfw Roman this year will beat Sid Vicious record of 1.5
>mfw neethammer started reading this thinking it's pro-romanetty
Are you ready for Roman breaking the rating record?
kek, ya worked me
>>2308576
fuck off smark delete this
Based Pig Hog
Is he /ourguy/?
Who?
>>2308523
He had some good video games
>>2308523
man tone is old now
ITT : wrestlers hit hard by age
>>2308480
uh oh
looks like OP's got a case of the gays
>>2308493
Not even OP but
>i-i must defend my wrestlefu!
Her face and body have dropped off pretty hard from prime
still better than basically every nu-diva tho
>>2308480
Between them Mickie has never looked better, even after plopping out two kids and the most Goldberg has changed it that his beard is now white. OP, yet again making another bait thread for attention.
Life long scoob fan.
(Kinda a bit behind on the past 6 years worth of stuff.)
And Im basically a life long wwe fan.
I'm 27 years old
Yes I'm serious about all of these things.
Im going to watch scooby doos wrestlemanis mystery.
I figure I would make a thread aboit it.
I'm two mins in and miz has me kekking.
Anyway i expect to be mocked and ridiculed but i love Scooby and the gang. And now that i recently discovered kisscartoon Im watching all the scooby shit i missed.
Although Im iffy on mysteries incorporated that whole Velma telling Shaggy hes gotta pick between her or Scoob rubbed me so many ways wrong.
If someone has completed that series and actually recommends it I'll rewatch it.
>Inb4 dramatic mcmahon reveal.
>IT WAS ME SCOOBY, IT WAS ME SCOOBY, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
>>2308471
Please please please get laid
I recommend you the sweet release of death. Preferably through an excructiatingly painful method.
Not even memeing, have sex.
Name a better Technical Wrestler/Shoot Technician/Shoot Manoeuverist/ProWrestling manoeuvrière/Mat Strategist/ Shoot Grappler / "Hold" Lord / Grapple Genius / Reversal Specialist / Technique Combatant than Bret "The Hitman" Hart
protip:you cant
>inb4 hi bretcuck (I'm not him)
>inb4 daniel bryan (I want shoot technicians not works-the-smarks flippyshit fake technicians)
.........Go
>>2308402
Custom classic WWE show intros, that use more recent Superstars
SNME 2nd theme intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X5p3QQvvoI
Smackdown "Beautiful People" intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM4qCGy_Hcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29cif0Gmpzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAzt_Hj9EO4
Raw "Across The Nation" intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUVPy_IHkMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJDl2kUZkxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGjCqhMJZJc
Smackdown! "I Want It All" intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4J27fBBrY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h48dZZZzL0c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNxqcnONW0U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9jHYJQOHUg
Smackdown! "Rise Up" intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7ci2dKx4_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMYCt8YvTQM
Raw "Thorn In Your Eye" intro
(starts at 0:37)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRJOVQLM5Qg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlghAGv7UI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyJT1zhUBsE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZiEkKm00Ug
>>2308288
That SNME theme song is fantastic but doesn't suit the RA era (or the attitude era) at all.
https://youtu.be/oM4qCGy_Hcs
No RAW "To be loved" intro?
>Bob Backlund never had a 5 star ma-
>>2307996
Most current WWE fans have never seen a Backlund match, so he's irrelevant.
His match vs Diesel was 6 stars.
When are they going to have that queer he is coaching start using the crossface chickenwing and snap and stare at his hands like Backlund?
>>2307996
I saw him in some Rumble where he was already old as fuck and got no reaction and looked like a tard.
I was surprised afterwards to find out he was world champ for a long ass time.
Who is the most boring wrestler WWE ever put on tv?
Snek.
kozlov
del rio
lex luger
braden walker
That uggo Ryback is going to kill /asp/'s ratings. Disregard Crycuck threads and talk about good wrestlers like Tyler Breeze.
Heel turn on Fandango when?
Hes already a heel you stupid fuck.
>>2307742
So was Owens and he just did a heel turn on Jericho. It rejuvenates the heel's threat factor.
Besides that, the ho yay cops are so inconsequential they can't even be considered face or heel anymore. They're just cannon fodder. And they've been getting sympathy cheers lately too.
>>2307741
>breaking up the best tag team gimmick in the company
they should be getting a push, theyre the only interesting tag team on smackdown
>You don't know what hard times are, daddy! Hard times are when the textile workers around this country are out of work and got four, five kids, and can't pay their wages, can't buy their food. Hard times are when the auto workers are out of work and they tell them 'Go home!'. And hard times are when a man has worked at a job thirty years — thirty years! — they give him a watch, kick him in the butt and say 'Hey, a computer took your place, daddy!'. That's hard times! That's hard times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4MmynUrze8
>>2307669
keep seething
>>2307669
>Fedoramen would rather listen to a shitty promo about beanstalks than one of the best promos of all time
Disgusting.
NWA was in hard times when it's top star was Wreck Flel