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>3 fun loving guys who like to entertain fans and give them memorable moments

>A cuck who bored the audience with muh technical wrestling. No memorable moments save for Montreal and the Stone Cold match. Bitter and forces a wojac style smile in every one of his photos.

Some people were meant to be the top guys and others not so much. It's just how the business works and functions and none of the fat smarks will ever understand. Internet truly did kill wrestling.

>>2302405
name one entertaining HBGay moment

>>2302409
>"I'm sorry. I love you."

Superkick

WWE: COLD TURKEY

>>2302149
WWE: Win, Lose, or Draw

"Sunday in Sasha"
It would be the entire locker room taking turns giving Sasha a bukkake while her Cuck husband watches

>>2288897
She does wear that hand-thing

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>>2288897
>is a rich WWE diva
>still buys her items at Walmart

lmao no wonder her hair is falling out

>>2288897
Yes, because she invented "BOSS". What a fucking cretin.

Lefty sucks ass. Righty should do the show alone desu.

How is Cody a pedo?

is this a parody of something

>>2309259

Was just about to question the 2nd point until I realized each point was about each person in the pic, and not all for Owen

>>2309259
>lost to austin in a shoot fight
kek

>>2309259
>>2309281
Red pill me boys. Where can I learn about this? never heard about it in shoot interviews.

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She has always been terrible on the mic

Why does she call herself the boss? She hasn't done anything but botch shit and cry and never done Boss like things

>>2309257
The gimmick is Ok I guess but it is on the wrong person imagine Nia or Charlotte with that gimmick, Sasha is just too small and not intimidating enough. it also needs to be on a heel with a good promo.

>>2308955
Draft Roman, Braun, Neville, Jack Gallagher, and Brian Kendrick to Smackdown and then fire everyone else from RAW and cancel RAW

>>2308955
Wow congrats, WWE is going bankrupt now

a capeshit angle

>>2308708
They all jumped ship to /wew/ Japan pro wrestling

Won't they just switch some of the better wrestlers from Smackdown to Raw in the next draft?

Ha me too op! Based Big Dog working the non-wwe drones am i right? I sure love my /asp/ hivemind dont you?

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OP watching RAW to see what a crowd looks like

>get btfo in omega thread
>spam the board through your tear-filled eyes

jesus triphammer really got to ya didn't he

>it's a Carter thread

Roman's been here for a while tho?

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>>2308597
Finally, wrestling's been trash whilst he's been away

>>2308604
Recovered from getting BTFO NEETHammer?
>A CRANE

Roman Reigns winning the championship at Wrestlemania 32

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>>2308510
When The Trashman defeated the evil Terrorist.

>>2308518
He was the Talibum you fucking mark.

I always thought unsanctioned and street fights were stupid gimmicks. Just say no dq. Same effect.

>>2308375
Theoretically unsanctioned could be the most brutal cause if in kayfabe the company has nothing to do with it and aren't accountable for what happens then there'll be no stoppage, no security pulling guys apart n shit no matter how long or bloody it gets.

But the idea of an 'unsanctioned' match being hyped/aired by the company and kills any suspension of disbelief.

But generally yeah they're all just used as no-dq matches

>>2308459
I think kayfabe wise it could work with Haitch being in an actual figure of authority with the company.

Like, he kayfabe has the power to air the programming he wants to air essentially. It's PPV too, right? So there isn't much in the way of censorship either.

Who was better /asp/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ_GDG9V9hs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O3SbpP7oEo

>>2308267
How did they end up recording the final version?

>thought they sung their own theme
>actually literally the worst singers ever

>That Heat segment where wrestlers interpreted the lyrics and Mick broke down talking about how romantic it was

>>2308069
someone should tweet this to him and see if he reacts

>>2308069
I don't remember this, was this during Mick's actual good Commish run?

>>2307963
Hi Redddit!

>>2307963
That isn't funny at all. /asp/ did way better wrestling stuff

>>2308108
link me just one