What will you do when BASED PeyPey wins the prestigious NXT Women's Championship this upcoming Wednesday evening?
Asuka is too close to Goldberg's streak to lose just like that. I can see her outright vacating the title to move to the main roster while remaining undefeated.
Peyton Royce is a twig with zero talent
They should update those pics. Peyton has lost way more hair, Asuka has gained more weight
In the grim darkness of the future of sports entertainment, there is only SLAMS!
In the grim darkness of the tag team division, there is only A FLOP OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE ASCENSION!
Do you think they wake up every Tuesday thinking "THIS will be the day it all pays off. This is the day we get our push."?
The zombie makeup looked great. WWE had a clear opportunity to salvage their careers and they chose not to. Do you think the Ascension were told when they won on Tuesday that they would be losing on Sunday? Or do you think Vince didn't tell them until that night just to get their hopes up?
The Ascension suck.
GIVE ME A SHELL YEAH!
I JUST WHOOPED YOUR BASS
YOU CAN'T SEA ME!
Who?
>I first ran into Ryan at a restroom during a show in Los Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything right before he went out.
>He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
>I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and smacking the side of his head. I turned away and continued with my business, and I heard him chuckle as he let out a larg BRRRRAAAAP. When I went to wash my hands, I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fiftteen rolls of toilet paper in his hands.
>The bathroom attendant was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to leave those rolls here.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the sink counter.
>When he took all of the rolls and started carrying them back, Ryback stopped him and told him to put them each back individually “to prevent any fecal infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he took each roll and put them back in their stall, he tried to remind Ryan to wash his hands. Ryan kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
>The Big Guy shoots on former coworker and ex-WWE superstar Ryback
Huh?
CRYBACK BTFO
>>2309795
Huh? Huh? Huh?
>E Tards in charge of geography
>E Tards
>World Wrestling Federation show
>>2309780
kek
>>2309778
>Outlawfags in charge of crowds
> This is, without a doubt, the absolute worst suiting we’ve ever seen on a male celebrity in all our years of yelling at celebrities for their style choices.
>How? How does something like this even happen? John, we realize you’re a total beast of a man
>but come ON, mister. There’s no way you can’t afford to have your suits made for you. In fact, there’s no way THIS suit wasn’t made for you because there’s not a menswear store in the world that sells jackets off the rack with sleeves like those. Why on earth would you pay someone to make you a clown suit?
>Granted, it’s close to impossible for a man shaped like him to look good in a suit, simply because the lines of a suit weren’t designed to handle his kind of proportions, but like we keep saying to the uber-buff celebumale types out there, if the frikking ROCK can sport beautifully tailored and fitted suiting, there’s no excuse for any man, no matter how jacked, to go out in a jacket you could use to pitch a tent and pants you could use as sleeping bags.
>In slightly less important news, every single story we’ve ever read about him claims that he’s a real sweetheart of a guy. He’s about to grant his FIVE HUNDREDTH wish for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. It’s hard not to find the thugs with the hearts of gold somewhat insanely hot.
http://tomandlorenzo.com/2015/08/john-cena-on-the-late-night-with-seth-meyers-show/
>>2309768
I think he looks fine
>>2309768
vince is a big guy too and always looks good in suits
cenas just retarded and has manlet syndrome, getting suits too big for him cause he thinkgs he's 6'3
>>2309768
He has the swag to get away with it.
>>2309669
Who's that?
>Feeling superior about watching mandrama
>>2309670
don't be a jackass, it says right there in the filename
tbf I don't know who omega1 is, but I goggled it and he apparently sells countertops?
What did John Cena's instagram mean by this?
>>2309643
>>2309643
Based BMJ signaling the return of his greatest rival, the eternal GOAT, CM Punk
>>2309643
He's just trying to sound deep and intelligent
https://twitter.com/WWERoadDogg/status/835839083809226752
BASED BIG WORKER ROAD DOGG PUTTING ANTI-REIGNS SMARKS IN THEIR PLACE
>look at the crowd when it happens. The antiestablishment minority doesn't want you to know that reaction!
>>2309581
Lol free based maybe
that spear was fucking sick tbf
When did you realize Seth Rollins was unequivocally your guy?
>>2309532
When he injured his leg to relieve everyone from his shitty title reign
When he injured Boilor.
Royal rumble triple threat with Cena and lesnar.
Why aren't wrestling rings softer/padded?
I mean we know it's fake - why keep hurting wrestlers?
there is mat on top of the wood and the ring has a spring, it doesnt need to be softer
>>2309504
>softer/padded?
They are? I don't get it, what's the problem here? You think the rings are just planks of wood with a fabric cover over it? Than you're an idiot.
It's stable and differentiates pussies from men
AAAH
AAAH
>>2309460
Tozawa suck mang he could not win le le le le xddddd
>>2309460
Le "AHH" Man is somehow even more boring and shallow than Le Dabbing Pinoy Boy. Zero charisma. Nonexistent gimmick. I give him a year, tops.
They should give him a Jiro dreams of Sushi gimmick
Why do snarks complain about his mic skills so much when they're no worse than Sami zayn's? It's not even like he's the first guy with bad skills to get pushed by the WWE. Lesnar was pushed harder than Roman ever during his debut year and his mic skills suck
Is anyone good on the mic anymore? It seems like everyone sucks now.
>>2309413
You better watch it
>>2309408
But you're a smark too
Will the e get better when he kicks the bucket
Look at nxt. Do you like it? If yes then it gets better. If not than it's not.
>>2309269
Nope. NXMeme is garbage and women's """wrestling""" will be a larger portion of the show.
Based Vince is SmA+ck, RAMetty is the future under Gaytch/the Steff infection
>>2309269
No.
Not to mention Rey never faced Hogan either
>putting your biggest draws in a wrestling match against a murderous ratings killer
For what endgame?
>>2309253
Not to mention also a wrestler killer
Divided by company boundaries. Sting did get Sweet Chin Music'd at WrestleMania 31 though.