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>>2307682
Roddy
cbf answering the rest of those questions

Jake
Hogan
364 days
Sting

>>2307682
Jake
wins it from Hogan
200 day title reign
relinquishes it to Undertaker and becomes his partner for a couple of months
Use that as a throwback when jake is revealed as the higher power

D00D ETERNAL BLEEDING LMA0

>>2307422
Is that really him?

>>2307426
Clearly

God.....don't get me started on this overrated-ass promo tonight.

>>2307389
Cringe

>>2307389
He predicted everything about the business with the rise of Roman. All great worked shoot promo. The best in 15 years. Fuck off.

Tfw hes putting those educated feet to good use.
Tfw its legal its allll legal king

>How hard is it to tell them to act like they're selling the gameplay as if it's a real match in front of a loud crowd?

If it were that easy, we'd all be actors and voice actors. What I've always wondered is why don't the developers of the game record the commentary from actual live WWE events for a whole year and use that in the video game?

>>2307301
Because they can. No one wants to fucking sit there for 6 hours at a time recording hundreds of lines of dialog.

BIG TRAIN
ROLLIN DOWN THA LIHINE

I'M UNRETROFIED FOR YOU

HARD, ON YO HEAD, LIKE CHINESE GRAMMAR

>>2306538
Until he started looking shit, yeah probably.

Nope he never cared about titles or anything like that. He said he would job to anyone as long as he was paid well

>>2306542
He had a really, REALLY bad drinking problem.

>BRRRRRRRRRAPP
>OH NO I POOPY BUM BUM
>BRRRRRRRRRPPP
>ME SO SORRY

>>2306142
>tfw no ass
>>2306144
LOL, I'm putting this on Facebook xD

>>2306144
cringe

No, he said the Wrestlemania name itself was by far the biggest draw

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerwon/status/834913541161275393

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NOT. EVEN. A SMALL. LITTLE. DIME.

>le meltz

and hes already engaged to some other chick while hes been doing this

is he /ourguy/?

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>>2304414
>>2304418

nah im straight

>>2304107
>straight men

>on /asp/

C'mon anon no need to lie

>>2304111
kek

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i personally consider /asp/ gayer than /lgbt/

I SAY ON FRIDAY GOD DAMMIT
the thread will hit bump limit by Sunday

People, don't forget that we play on Saturday, not tomorrow. We're the second to last match at aproximately 4pm ET/1pm PT

>>2302781
Shame that /asp/ vs. /sp/ can only happen in the Quarter Finals. It's a Finals worthy match.

And if /asp/ makes it to the Semis, any of the possible matches actually sound pretty fucking cool in paper. Specially against /fit/.

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It's the new European Title

>>2307490
tfw a year and a half ago it was on the same prestige level as the Main title noe its worthless.

Before:
>Great Russian Rusev
>BMJ
>WWE Champ Seth
>BMJ again

Then:
>Del Rio
>Kalisto
>Del Rio
>Kalisto
>Buried cuck angle Bulgarian Rusev
>BBD (He's great but he buried the shit out of the US title when he had it)

There's hope if Jericho has a good road to mania and we get 2015 Owens back when he takes it at mania. But such a shame that BMJ's great run has been wasted

All WWE titles are worthless now.

>>2306790
>Goldberg is going to job to Brock then retire instead of putting over a younger guy

Brocks leaving next year.

There's no reason Brock can't put over Strowman and Goldberg put over a heel Reigns. Literally no fucking reason for Brock to waste a Goldberg victory.

Overbooked old folk need to stick together.

>>2306801
>waaah y dis guy no lose 2 dis guy
Who fucking cares? Seek sunlight

Xavier Woods on the titantron confirmed antidraw.

>>2307939
What's the capacity there?

>>2307940
That's Darren Young idiot

you probably tweeted him that just to post this thread you virgin

wtfWTF
is that real?

Sure.