Archived threads in /asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling - 1555. page

>never drew a dime
>got rid of TNA's few draws remaining

Fuck this clown

>>2312727
Jarrett signing Big Knife Manju and Mukesh?

>>2312727
>India

DESIGNATED

SHITTING

ROW

Muh Reese

either of them since I'm so desperate for sex that I don't even care anymore

>>2312589
Lana obviously

>>2312359
Bitchmade Faggot Ass Boring Fuck Roman & Matt Hardy

>>2312359
The Longhaired Draws

BIG DRUGS

I never bought it, but saw it eventually online
Someone made a compilation of the promos from there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF4ZTcuhixc

As for the actual content, the bullshit they said was unnecessary. They could have been honest while burying him, but they had to put in that part. You know, where Vince says Warrior held him up just before a match, which wasn't how it happened.

In reality, it was

>Warrior holds him up weeks before the show
>Vince says "okay" like a beta, I think he even signed a contract with Warrior
>then he changed his mind

>>2312181
no I watched it on the youtube for free back in the day

>>2312181
I used to go to this movie rental store that had a wrestling section, I rented this when it came out, made me think he was a psycho but awesome too

>>2312135
Have sex pinhead

>>2312141
youve got 3 minutes

File: MTE1ODA0OTcxOTAxNDIxMDY5.jpg (115KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 1200x1200px

>WM32
>Cena/Nikki beat Miz/Maryse
>Cena grabs a mic, gets on one knee, holds Nikki's hand
>"Nicole, I live an odd life, you've helped make it better a million times over. The past few years have been some of the best of my life. I am a grateful man and a better man..."
>Nikki is crying and smiling
>"I would be the luckiest man alive to spend eternity with you..."
>Nikki is bawling, the crowd is crying, caught up in the emotional moment
>But then Cena hits Nikki with a AA and make the you cant see me sign
>The crowd is shocked except for one man who screams " THANK YOU CENA"
>The camera zooms in
>the big screen shows pic related

>>2312086
Carter Spic is SEETHING, much love -HH

I still can't believe Hogan openly supported Trump after the election. He's either stupid or he truly no longer gives a fuck what anyone thinks of him.

>>2312048
>Balor is coming back
What match will he be in

>>2312048
>gets to see The New Day twice
you're one lucky nigger, OP

>>2312053
AJ Styles for control of the Club.

Fuck Jasethy and fuck his cringey fags

File: 1485208354207.jpg (28KB, 500x385px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 500x385px

>>2311206
>I honestly believe this was all a work.
Of course it was.

I would be offended by this thread if not for the fact that I honestly don't know who the fuck that is.

>>2311169
The "never drew a dime" man.

>>2311169
+18

>>2310954
you weren't even born then faggot

>>2310965
Kek BTFO

File: reigns-title.jpg (60KB, 640x400px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 640x400px

>>2310954
cancelled the network after mania 32, ive watched every single wrestlemania live since wrestlemania 5. the lex express almost killed it for me but bret hart was awesome, diesel and HBK almost killed it for me but steve austin was there to save it. but roman being shoved down my throat harder then anyone else in the history of the company killed WWE for me, i just watch what culture wrestling to get reviews to stay stay up to date when i feel like it. it offended me so much that a wrestler as god aweful as roman was chosen to be the top dog, at least lex was jacked and had a cool finisher, same with deisel, the jack knife was awesome, but roman has a spear, not even close to the level as modern goldberg WHICH IS STILL CRAP, the opponent just jumps up before it happens. roman has zero charisma, 4 moves and x-pac heat, his merch sales are even trash

>>2310588
That first thread in your image was actually a thread by your good buddy Trooth Bombz. I know it's superfluous conversation but I just could not resist engaging in a bit of clever satire at the expense our intruding Ryback.

>>2310593
I'm just so fucking sick of seeing his uggo mug.

He didn't even get this many threads when he was actually relevant.

>irrelevant never-was
Meme

Ryback was the next big thing in WWE until Vince decided he didn't like him one day for being too over and for knowing what he's worth. Vince tried to destroy Ryback's brand and almost succeeded. People love the big guy, deal with it mark for life.

matt was a chubby redneck in a company on life support making upper management money

he didn't do anything better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etveESCJczg

>>2310310
worked

naw
>not a natural babyface but booked like one
>dull moveset in wwe (dude slingblades)
>rebranded war paint into gay lore demon king
>0 chemistry with joe
>meme entrances always get more over than the performer in wwe

prince devitt was p great though

No one would give a shit about him if he didn't have the paint.

>muh abs
>muh light-up leather jacket
>muh capeshit paint
>muh cringy entrance
>le quirky Lego builder
All these things appeal to the current awful fanbase and mask the fact that he's nothing special at all.

I think of seths awful title run and them pulling the plug once they realized dean was more popular at the time

>>2310220
im reminded of why you dont have unprotected sex when youre not planning on having kids

The original carter, the fat mexican. Before all the impersonators came in, he is the reason true /asp/ies correlate Dean and 4chan

>>2310139
We're currently discussing 1995 WCW
Do you want a link bud

>>2310150
yes please

>>2310150
cringe.