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This guy spits an apple in your gf's face and says she isn't cool. What do you do?

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What the fuck happened to you /asp/ ?

Just rename this board /woo/ already.

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How and why did this happen?

I remember this was random as fuck when it happened

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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

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>DAILY REMINDER: VINCE IS GOING TO GIVE HIM A MAIN EVENT PUSH AND THE BELT, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

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We talk a lot about mic skills, but what does it actually mean? What defines good mic skills?
From your perspective, what makes a promo good or bad?

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it was a work, smarks

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Let's see some classic talent and how they look as they got older.

Bobby Heenan became a new species

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What the fuck was his problem?

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Hear our desperate plea. We need poster IDs to deal with the insane level of spamming, samefagging and shitposting on this board. I realize it would be difficult to ban the NEET responsible for it so we could at least expose his samefagging.

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>that WM match with her ass flashing constantly

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is it possible that Chris Benoit was just a huge asshole the whole time? Perhaps the only reason he was so respected by the wrestling community was because the wrestling community is composed of idiot carneys who'd basically do anything for a crowd reaction. I mean just from an outside perspective when people tell stories about Benoit they usually intend to give off what a cool guy he was, but he just comes off as a weirdo sociopath to me.

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Try to ignore for a moment the fact that we know it turned out well.

Would you have turned Rocky heel in '97?

Despite the popular myth that he was heavily unpopular he was only booed at the really smart crowds like Wrestlemania and the Rumble. Fans didn't particularly hate him, they were just underwhelmed by him. Does it really make sense to turn your best prospect and demote him to a race based jobber stable, just because a bunch of neckbeard smarks started bitching? Why not just give the dude time to find his feet as a baby?

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Why is Dean Ambrose the IC champion? This is what he has done since winning his weak feud against the Miz:
>Lost in the Royal Rumble
>Lost to AJ Styles on an episode of Smackdown
>Lost at the Elimination Chamber
>Lost in Tuesday's #1 contender Battle Royal
He has essentially just become a jobber to the WWE Championship contenders. Shouldn't the Intercontinental Champion be involved in unique storylines that attempt to raise the prestige of the belt? WWE should give anyone else the IC belt.