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The more things change the more they stay the same.

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D. Lo Brown vs Jeff Jarrett

Dime drawer

>>2304970

>PPV match between JJ and Goldust
>If Goldust wins Debra has to strip
>If Goldust loses he has to strip
>Why would JJ take that bet...

Also no idea who is the heel and face in this match, Mark Henry did a cheap shot on JJ while he was distracted while JJ is wearing a don't piss me off shirt and acted healish.

>>2304250
i wish they wouldnt make big show lose on purpose at every single show

he´s a big guy, how the fuck they didnt give him the heavyweight championship this year? dean, seth and tools belong in the cruiserweights

No because everybody changed their channels when Wreck Flair came on the screen

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When you really think about it, it's pretty bad.

>Two of the greatest talkers actually being forced to wrestler EACH OTHER, leading to a boring match and a heel turn which permanently fucked the ratigns in a way WWE has never recovered from
>The worst HHH vs Taker match in history
>Stupid three minute gimmick match that achieved nothing but waste time
>Spotfest TLC match with spot monkeys that don't know how to actually wrestle
>Another goddamn McMahons feud because they just can't learn to put anyone else over
>Chyna vs non-Chyna girl in AE...gee I wonder who would win that one
>Two technical no charisma no draw wrestlers fighting in Angle and Benoit
>One technical no charisma no draw wrestler and one shitty no charisma no draw wrestler fighting in Eddie and Test
>Hardcore championship match that wasn't even that hardcore
>Two boring squash tag matches
>Chris Jericho back when he sucked vs William Regal who was never allowed to do much in his career at the time
There's not a single damn redeemable aspect to this PPV. Truly the worst of all times. A real indicator of the fact that we exist in the darkest timeline.

>>2304200
>There's not a single damn redeemable aspect to this PPV.

Hillbilly Jim

>>2304172
If you get rid of Sasha, crying goes down 98%

>>2304173
Bayley, Charlotte and Naomi also cried... probably more I can't think of

>>2304186
Evey single one of these ugly whores cries, probably Alexa did too but I haven't watched this shit in months

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Hey Orton...
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH

>tfw Harper has literally no merchandise

>>2303794
Didnt WWE suspended him some yearrs ago for trying to sell some T Shirts with Jericho?

>>2306426
Manlet detected

You serious? Just look at him, a couple dimes just dropped out of my pocket for looking at this pic

>>2306426
>posts the most masculine looking dude to ever step hoof in the wwe

>>2306153

based Big Dog working the smarks

>>2306153

based Big Dog working the smarks

>>2306153
>>2306156
>>2306159
Cringe

>>2305850
>When Austin was rebelling against Vince McMahon he saved the business

>When Austin aligned with Vince McMahon he killed the business

The madmen went really far to preserve kayfabe

>The reason CM Punk does Randy Savages elbow drop is a slight towards Stephanie

>>2305865
You mean Gaitch, right? Steph still dreams about her lolipuss being filled by Randy's Cream of the Crop OH YEAH

dude was probably gay imho

>>2305719
For calling an indian boy unfuckable?

Nah man, nah.

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>>2305718
Is that Mark Carrano? Hope she names names.

>>2304089

PJWTS

>you can call me the zayn/owensmark

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HEY YO! IT'S ME IT'S ME! IT'S D-D-P!

>>2303973
HBK

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Gangrel will eternally be my nigga.

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Only one

Jbl

>>2302982
Everybody shits on him, but I legit loved heel Cole

>>2302109
and now he is back in the fold

>got resigned as Kassius Ohno and not Chris Hero
fucking everyone knew him as Chris Hero, pretty dumb

>>2302109
Good on the WWE for quitting their discriminatory fat shaming shit.

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>>2300314

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ITS ALL ABOUT THE RATINGS

AND HOW YOU DROP EM

>>2294414
Hehehehehe

>>2294428
ITS ALL ABOUT THE DIMES
AND HOW YOU LOSE 'EM