NOPE I DON'T DRAW NONE
NOPE I DON'T DRAW NONE
VINCE LOOKIN' SCARED CAUSE' I DON'T REALLY DRAW NONE
WE SOME ANTI-DRAWS
WITH THE LOW BUY RATE
AIN'T NOBODY MAN ENOUGH TO PAY AT THE GATE
You make this thread every day
I don't care for Styles at all but honestly this was a poor attempt.
>>2307335
How else would he get all that sweet karma on Wreddit?
Hehe...he's not really gay is he /asp/? It's all just a meme right?
Ri-Right????
I mean Karl Anderson said he was a pussy slayer. He wouldn't lie about it.
>>2307307
Why did he get erect when wrestling Rollins then
>>2307307
It's just a prank, bro!
>>2307311
he did?
APOLOGISE
PWG Champ and Newww EVOLVE Champ
Next stop, crowning of RevPro championship in his debut NJPW match
What will stop him?
aids
thank god, Thatcher was such shit
>>2307153
ZSJ won't win, they'll have Shibata drop the title on a RevPro show
Also I literally can't think of a more boring choice of person to bring in so good work Gedo
Seriously, what is wrong with them and how do we fix it?
They need to stop trying to be like WWE.
Run by petty faggots and old luchadors who are still marks for themselves
>>2307150
You don't. Dorian has done nothing wrong.
BRING HIM BACK FOR FUCK SAKE
>>2306847
I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS
he doesn't want to come back
>>2306847
Yeah make him IC champ for the 12th time and have him job to Enzo
he's better off.
/asp/ is retarded
are the stories true?
are the stories true?
>>2306515
Did they?
>never did anything of note in his career
>his vallet was more over then he ever was
>biggest cuckold in the history of the business
>died from a broken leg
Is there a bigger JUST in the history of the business?
>>2306477
>Finds out Sunny cheats on him constantly.
>"B...but I love her."
No probably not.
>>2306477
Reminder that hbgay was directly responsible for candido's death. So at least he did something right
Jim Cornette actually thought he was main event level
Who is the biggest anti-draw of all time? Kevin Nash? HBGay? Undercarder?
Pick any of these guys
Kevin Owens
>>2306314
John Cena
BASED NJPW and Kenny Omega is a match made in heaven. WWEBABBYS get your 3 hour Stephanie McMahon and Old Day segments outta here
>>2306181
I still will not forget that Old Day shit.
>>2306181
Of course you have creative control. Because your company doesn't matter. Honestly, if you're not wrestling for wwe, you might as well say, "yeah, I'm trying out to be a pro wrestler, but I haven't made it quite yet."
>>2306254
Homo gimmicks flashing their testicles at other men is way better
>greatest champion in WWE history
>voted for Trump
>owns guns
>10/10 physique at age 39
>drew dimes from the moment he debuted
>makes smarks pee their pampers in impotent rage
>soon to embark on an illustrious action movie career
Why is he so GOAT?
>>2306170
>>voted for Trump
nice try cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xsp-AXhJ7I
Because he brushes his teeth with Colgate. Gotta keep that white smile.
>>2306176
The day wrestling was saved
Jobbed to maven never beat anyone clean never had a good title run never cut a good promo
Fucking loser
Dimesaway BTFO
>>2306141
It died later that night when dbry won
Mr. McMahon I'm HHH
Tell me about Kane, why does he wear the mask?
He didn't fly so good
>>2306425
Got reincarnated as a woman.
So we're all in agreement right?
He was the greatest heel ever?
>>2305957
02-04 HHH was the GOAT heel
Worked the shit outta me
Yes, even ratings hated him.
>>2305957
Ric Flair will always be number one
But Trips is definitely in the top 3
Do I have the look to make it to WWE? My promo technique is kinda like an old school Cornette with a modern slant.
Forgot to say I'm a natural heel and could see myself replacing heyman
>>2305549
>>2305550
Are you bretcuck grown up and on meth induced weight loss?
>>2305553
No, I'm being serious. I asked on tumblr, facebook, twitter and reddit so far and had fairly constructive criticism from most
>cringe
so thats Bretcucks new buzzword eh?
>>2305424
Actually cringing.
>>2305424
cringe
> trying to pretend its me
But why?