kevin owens fan club
Please be fake.
Funniest part is he called a 5x an "upgrade"
>>2405816
What a pathetic piece of shit
The following male wrestlers are the only ones who have never obtained a WWE championship. I'm not counting FCW because everyone won that belt
Raw
>Enzo Amore
>Big Cass
>Braun Strowman
>Jinder Mahal
Smackdown
>Baron Corbin
>Apollo Crews
>Fandango
>James Ellsworth
>Mojo Rawley
>Tyler Breeze
Who do you think will be the first to get a belt? Who do you think will never get a belt?
Cesaro which you didn't even list you mong.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN
Enzo, Cass, and Corbin will likely all win belts at mania. Strowman is getting the WWE belt sometime this year. The rest are a while away
>>2405629
He meant any WWE belt, not just the world championship. Cesaro was US and tag champ
Face the facts. Cruiserweights are better than the main show
CWC was lit
205Live is lit
Aries vs Neville will be lit
>babby's first troll thread
>fact
Whenever NevGOAT is champ, the quality of a show increases tenfold.
>>2405607
>troll thread
isnt there a mastodon thread you should be masturbating to?
What to do in the ring? I'm a trainee at a local wrestling school and I have a pretty good grip of the fundamentals but how can I be a legitimate face or heel? What can get me heat or get me over I don't have the first clue as to how I should act in between doing the moves.
>>2405596
Deanlord works in the wrestling industry, just wait until he gets in here to provide professional advises to you.
If this is not a troll post, then please don't listen to anything people say here. You should be speaking to your trainers or watching older footage to figure out how to make yourself heel or face.
>>2405596
>threaten to punch a granny in the crowd if heel
>dance to ska music if face
Fucking cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHTfiXrUaRc
>>2405570
Not gonna watch a whatcuckture video but I agree with the title.
Plus Simon is the only semi-tolerable out of the cuckture crew.
>>2405570
God, this faggot. Why did we let Eurofags live?
>brit fag doesn't get "CM Punk" chant is a fuck you to be bad programming
>WHY DO TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE DO SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE!!!! STOP THAT!!!
Fuck off you bald retarded faggot. A grown man literally spent hours of his life making this...
Hes right. Crowds and modern chants are awful. Cuck Man Phil is never coming back after losing faster than an Oldberg match.
If he never ran the Observer with his trusty, plucky, good looking co-host, Bryan Alvarez, the WWE would run roughshot and will monopolize the Wrestling Industry
See, the WWE brings nothing more than Soap Opera story lines and disregards actual professional wrestling. The die-hard fans want to suspend their disbelief in wrestling and want to view it as a fun, sporting event (See, CMLL, New Japan, All Japan, Pro Wrestling NOAH, Dragon Gate, etc)
The increasing amount of listeners and subscribers of The Wrestling Observer, shows that Professional Wrestling is NOT a dying art form and that the WWE cannot and WILL NOT monopolize this industry
>>2405548
>trusty, plucky, good looking co-host, Bryan Alvarez
Welcome to /asp/ Bryan!
Alvarez is godawful, I listen for Dave only. He's the perfect amount of autistic and insightful.
>>2405548
Go away bryan
Who is more ratings cancer? I say Steph because she never gets whats coming to her and it's frustrating to see her shit on the roster week in and week out.
>>2405498
Tough call, both make fans change the channel like it's going out of style.
I guess it boils down to what pisses you off more. The untouchable boss's daughter who gets to humiliate talent weekly with 0 comeuppance, or the boss's golden boy who has been force fed to us for 2 and a half years with no end in sight despite the fact that he gets booed out of the building weekly.
Whenever Roman is announced in the main event with 1 week in advance, viewership drops by 400k at least.
>>2405510
I'd say Steph is worse since at least Roman is willing to take a bump.
I personally like Bryan, and think he deserved to get as high as he did, but was it bad for business? It didn't make WWE realise that having a connection with the crowd was important. What it taught WWE (and this is wrong) was that they can get people over by making them lose constantly and under-utilising them. Daniel Bryan was a fluke. 99% of the time it's not going to work. But WWE convinced themselves that they found a magic formula, and it's killing every wrestler they try to book the same way.
He was good. His run was a disaster though, yes.
It programmed the fans into thinking they held sway over creative. Which they don't - they were just doing the job that creative wanted them to do, and demand an underdog wins.
Now it has got to the point that a large chunk of the fans who grew up in the reality era heights believe they can influence what will happen in the booking by getting social media votes to back their chosen flavour of the month.
I don't think Bryan was really all that under utilized, honestly. He didn't truly get over till the Team Hell No stuff, and prior to that, he was World Heavyweight Champion. Perhaps WWE knew a long time coming that his body had issues, which the fans would obviously not know about.
The 50/50 pointless booking was a problem before Bryan, honestly. Though it does appear they're trying to do the same thing with Sami Zayn for some reason.
I mean, kinda. Now they think they can get people over by booking them to look like idiots. They've pretty much totally ruined Bayley by booking her like Daniel Bryan even though they haven't actually booked her AT ALL like Daniel Bryan, they've just booked her to look like an incompetent fool.
>>2405405
This is stupid, though. Of course fans fans have sway over creative. They're the ones that pay the fucking bills.
WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THEY JOBBING OUT ALMAS ON A TAKEOVER AGAIN AGAINGST TOMMY END HE IS YOUR BEST SPIC RIGHT NOW
>unmask him and give him a fedora
he was dead from the start
>outlaw bullshit with literal whos
who cares?
Sombra could be tearing it up with LIJ in New Japan right now, but he fell for the WWE meme and has only himself to blame.
jesus
I thought I'd give TNA a chance after the ownership change but guess not
>wrestling performances
>>2405335
>the state of their paranoia
Based Big Jugs Reby working the TNA management
>tfw Big Dog beats da Undertaker
BBDWTS
>tfw Big Dog beats da Undertaker
>tfw Big Dog beats da Undertaker making sure he knows WWE is His Yard
>Paige sex tape leaks
>Mauro taking a break for severe depression
>JR's wife dies
>Kurt Angle returning
>rumors of WWE buying ROH
>Kevin Owens caught saying the N-word
>Georgia Gold Chicken
It's really been an insane week in wrestling. I feel like everything is changing
>Kevin Owens caught saying the N-word
What?
The only person who was really excited was deancuck. I bet he was dancing in this basement "more people might visit my lonely board from places I was kicked out off, I'm going to be noticed"
*proceeds to dance in front of the mirror like the fag he is*
Heck, he got so excited when someone created a Competitive gaming thread, that he spammed it with his lousy memes. That's what he's all about- "are they watching? Do they think we're cool?"
> On the subject of whether there is a chance Angle will have another WWE run, Triple H suggested that WWE is open to the idea; however, the world's largest professional wrestling promotion is not committing to anything just yet. 'The King Of Kings' also pointed out that the Olympic Gold Medalist would have to meet "a lot of physical requirements" to be approved for another run.
>"Yeah, but I think that we were very clear with Kurt, I've been very clear with Kurt in every conversation on this topic, it's a proving ground, right? So he did a lot of great things and there's a lot of time under the table, a lot of baggage, all those things. It just comes back down to, 'let's get together - let's see how it goes. If it goes well for you and it goes well for us, and everything is great, then, we see where it goes from there.'
>"We're not going to say, 'never'. Kurt would have to go through a lot of physical requirements to be able to be allowed to return to the ring. And I know that angers fans, but that's us looking after the wellbeing of talent in general whether they like that or dislike that. That's the facts."
Kurt is hardly in the physical condition to wrestle. One bad bump and he could turn into dust.
WWE is gonna be very careful with him because they don't want 7 years of drugs and alcohol in TNA to then be their problem when he gets paralyzed doing a moonsault off the Titantron.
>le Haitch is jealous of Kuck Angle meme
Fuck off el reddito
>>2405337
Paul seething
>tfw enjoying Southpaw Regional Wrestling way more than RAW or Smack
Who /big bart/ here?
I'm still getting caught up on SRW. Spoil Big Bart vs. The Sea Creature for me.
>>2405323
Never happens
>>2405323
THERE IS NO LEAP YEAR
>the demand for Roman's merch is so low that WWE is giving it for free
I'm dying of laughter
>>2405247
>giving it for free
where?
>>2405252
oh I thought they were giving them out online or something, cause no one's buying them on the shop
but if they just handed them out at a show, I mean, free giveaways
Cena throws his stuff in the crowd too
Bret Hart gave his shades away every time
I guess they are handing out that stuff because it's so popular, to make the crowd happy