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Let's all take a look at this picture and examine the current state of pro wrestling fandom. Now there on the bottom right is what I like to call the 'wrestling fan conga line' and is arguably one of the most important parts of the hierarchy.

Observe the Rawtist, front and centre. He screams out in pain, but yet he is unable to escape the terrible product of which he is a fan. Lacking the mental capacity to just watch something better, the Raw fan is stuck in a perpetual state of wrestling hell.

Balls deep in the Rawtist is the Smackdownie. This wrestling fan defines himself by how much better his favourite show is than Raw, yet ultimately, but him and the Rawtist are both stamford wives of the highest order. He may be railing the Rawtist in the ass, but his expression is that of agony, as he too suffers the pain of watching shitty wrestling.

The New Japan weeb on the other hand is resplendent with joy. Much like the SD fan, he gets to bury his engorged member in the anus of another wrestling fan, yet unlike the Smackdownie, he is not wedged in between two stinking masses of manmeat. The NJPW fan takes the backseat in the conga line of failure, shedding a single tear as Meltzer awards him yet more magical snowflakes to call his own.

And of course, off in the corner, the humble TNA tard beats his limp rubbery cock. Watch in horror as this grotesque creature pumps away. Exiled from the gay conga line, he still manages to experience some degree of fun despite his lowly existence out of the fringe of the wrestling fandom of which he was once a part.

And reigning above all, Dario Cueto shines his light down on the world. He watches in disgust as the lesser wrestling fans grunt and writhe below. His brother Matanza, and by extension the Lucha Underground fan himself, float weightlessly overhead and unload a few righteous turds on the lesser marks. The LU believer is ascended and can only look down and pity the jizz slinging antics of his inferiors.

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Name a more interesting team i'll wait

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Post your favorite WAW wrestler

http://www.wawuk.com/main-rosters/

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What is the most underrated Wrestlemania of all time?

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Is he a draw?

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GOAT*

*Confirmed by Meltzer

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why?
>new day at work
>meet up with some new coworkers for lunch
>they ask me what i like
>pretend im alpha and say wrestling
>you know its fake right
>haha yeah, i just like the action and the stories
>they dont even say bye at the end of the day

fuck this gaybshit

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ITT: indie darlings that will be WWE champions in the future

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I'll start

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Can't stand this cunt

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caption this image

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1. Rick Martel
2. Avalanche
3. Alex Wright
4. Karl Anderson

I might add to this later as I find more good wrestlers

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What is she thinking?

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I just realized that Modern NXT, despite its numerous flaws, has one of the best tag divisions in the world. We've known this for the better part of 2016/2017.

But what I just realized, is that they haven't written any new personalities for their teams, they've simply fixed the problems with the last batch of teams.

Vaudevillains are supposed to be fans of old-school wrasslin', when men were men. But none of that came across because they were goofy fuckers dressed like turn of the century carnies. Nobody really connects with them, because nobody gets that their gimmicks have a meaning beyond a visual joke.

The revival have the exact same gimmick, old school throwbacks, except people get it. They look like territory era bruisers, and nobody doubts them. "No flips just fists". They are what the Vaudevillains should have been.

Aa = #diy and ascension = AoP/sanity in a similar vein.

Ryan Ward goes to Smackdown and suddenly their tag division falls apart and becomes overly gimmicky. Fashion Police are a prime example.