why did this never happen?
hi ryan!
Cuck Manlet Phil
>>2408368
Because at the time of his big push he was filling in for an injured cena for a feud with punk, nobody liked him because of the repetitive squash matches and comparisons to Goldberg and he got relentlessly booed every week.
>mfw jr talks about paige sex leak after his wife dies
>sex leak
>I'm edgy
>>2408317
the podcast was recorded before she died you loser, but after the accident you loser
ITT : match types that only happened once
An enjoyable becketty match
Based Sasha carrying shitters
>>2408085
That shit match in the back of a truck
I came back to watching WWE after the brand split, but not to /asp/ until the first ppv after Summerslam. So did Brock do this on purpose?
>>2407975
Yes, WWE wanted to cash in on UFC 200
>>2407975
fake blood
>>2407975
Is this legit how Randy won the rumble and gets a Mania co-main event?
A thank you for taking this beating now please don't ever sue for this?
Lets Get to know you Senpai
35 married from new jersey, lifelong wrestling fan, grew up going to shows with my pops at boardwalk hall watching and meeting some real legends of the game, also remember staying up late threw my douchebag years to watch ecw eventually taking the train up to philly to watch it live, I'm in the background for a few tv tapings pretty cool now that i look back and think about it.
being married with a kid now makes it a little different even tho my wife is a fan awell.but along with how the wrestling world is as a whole its stretched me little thin.
PG doesn't bother me as much as most fans as i know that theres gotta be some stuff for the kids as well and honestly it was for both kids and adults when i was young to begin with tho i of course loved the attitude era wwf and wcw
getting to the TLDR point just reaching out to my bros
>i loved the attitude era wwf and wcw
stopped reading there. disgusting thread
shower,height,weights,sex,clue
Sure I'll bite
>32 neckbeard kissless virgin
>Been a wrasslin fan since I was in the womb
>Sexually identify as a transniggerfirefoxspaceadeptfrommarswhowassexuallyassaultedonce
>My favorite wrestler is the one who has a penis bit is actually a girl but who is actually a guy pretending to be a transgender
Tl;Dr fuck off.
43
virgin
fan since 2011
100% degenerate
roman fav wrestler
Elimination chamber v Cena
>>2407866
Toru Yano
The wrestler you like is bad.
The wrestler you don't like is good.
Give me replies.
>SEETHING
Ya finna worked.
mods ya finna delete this dumb ass thread
Post crossdressing wrestlers.
nikki bella or some other diva
/thread
there OP. i completed whatever joke you were trying to attempt
>>2407701
Simply ebic
>FRUSTRATED ISN'T THE GOD DAMN WORD FOR IT! THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Is this the greatest promo in WWF/E history?
>Bretetty
>good promo
kek no.
I miss those short, blue cages.
he started the attitude era
he made stone cold
he saved wwe literally
GOAT
>Wrestlemania
>Nikki and John defeat Miz and Maryse in a squash
>John and Nikki are celebrating when Asuka's music hits.
>Asuka comes down to the ring and challenges Nikki to a impromptu match.
>Nikki accepts the bell rings and the two lock up and jockey for position all over the ring.
>Suddenly Nikki picks up Asuka into the pile driver position.
>Not knowing much English, Asuka realizes she's not in the right position, she manages to scream "IM TOO ROW" "IM TOO ROW"
>Nikki spikes her down anyway, breaking Asuka's neck in 3 places, paralyzing her from the neck down.
>Nikki proceeds to do push-ups on Asuka's limp body for the 3-count pin.
>Camera cuts to Asuka's face in tears sobbing uncontrollably yelling "I CANT MOVE!" "I CANT MOVE!"
>Camera cuts back to Cena and Nikki celebrating in the ring. Nikki puts her sneaker on Asuka's face and flexes her biceps.
>Suddenly John drops to one knee and proposes to Nikki, she accepts and the two engage in a passionate kiss as paramedics stretched Asuka out of the arena.
>Years later in a shoot interview, Nikki is asked about her apparent carelessness in the ring.
>Nikki visually annoyed flips her hair and responds "Well you know it's Wrestlemania and we can't afford to stop and redo a spot just because you're in the wrong position. Asuka should have known that she would have to suck it up and take the bump. I guess she's just not as experienced as a wrestler as me"
>Then Nikki looks into the camera and says "I guess Asuka's just bitter because I will forever be the 1 loss in her record, I'd offer her a rematch but she doesn't appear to be able to walk HAHAHAHA. Hey Asuka remember who broke ya bitch *winks*
How does your life get to the point where you're actually writing this?
>>2407625
Sad.
Not the story. Your life.
Do you think Sunny ever feels guilty?
Women don't feel guilt. They're only ever sorry for getting caught.
>>2407562
Sunny literally did nothing wrong.
>>2407575
This. I'm sure she still uses mental gymnastics to justify herself to this day.
>muh 6'4"
>muh roid body
Looks like the company is good hands once Vince goes to that big 20 x 20 in the sky.
Feels good.
Can't wait til cuckle haitch kills wwmeme
>>2407519
then what will you watch?
>>2407515
Based HHH is based
Once there was an ugly "wrestler". She was so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
>>2407427
Yea but that squash match was cool.
>>2407442
Huh? Based Sasha hasn't BTFO'd Fatsuka yet
>>2407442
i was going to fap to it, and then she started screaming in moonspeak. i had already came.
C U C K
>tfw was too intelligent to vote for trump
>>2407332
Not liking a president makes you a cuck now?
>1400 days
>implying drumpf isn't getting snuffed out by the CIA before he drives the country off a cliff and into a war with China
That or a military coup.
Oh God, she's gonna become a neckbeard martyr like Punk isn't she...
Im severly let down that fans arent making wee pay for this. This just got swept under the rug. The WWE trolling universe is a failure. I remember when the trolling was too strong to Suppress.
I sat infront of two neckbeards redditors at ram on Monday and all they kept saying during the pagie chants was how stupid and uncalled for it was.
This is the numale fanbase who gave us 7 months of Charlotte vs Botcha.
This is the numale fanbsase who laughed at jasethy for getting exposed.
>>2407300
NeetHammer pls you are the biggest numale smurf of them all.