How must BMJ feel about being forced to marry a Bella and not being able to bang different women anymore and also porn stars
Pic related
https://twitter.com/KendraLust/status/843452505442914307
>>2404585
Nice taste
>>2404590
Based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwgz8kMxkaM
Based
As
Fuck
>tfw your whole life just tryin to get to the tokyo dome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=613LUKcQnM0
Don't even know wtf he's saying and he's still fucking cool
Matt Riddle spoke with Sporting News on a number of wrestling topics. Here are some of the highlights:
Goldberg:
> "Bill Goldberg can't wrestle. That's it. He knows it. The fact that the guy is very bold and claims he does MMA training and I know that's bulls—. I saw him throw a knee on Rusev his first night back on Raw and he almost broke his hip when he fell on his back and they had him spear him and jackhammer him quick. His work in the ring — people always go it's Goldberg, he can have a one minute match or whatever. Yeah, it's one minute because he can't work more than one minute. If he works more than one minute, it could Botchamania, you know? Even with one minute, it's Botchamania almost. Let's be honest, if we get more than a one minute match from Bill Goldberg, it's gonna suck. So, I hope he only wrestles for one minute whether he wins or loses, whatever. He's never been my cup of tea. I don't like how he acts like he's a shoot-style guy. I hated it when he did commentary for Strikeforce in MMA because he's not a legit, credible character. He's an old man who hits a jackhammer and a spear. He can't even do a kimura. If Bill wants to go in the gym, there doesn't even have to be cameras, if he wants to roll and train and see what it's like to be in the ring with a real stallion, he can. Any day, any time. Bill Goldberg is a pro wrestler. I do sport wrestling. I'm a real fighter. I'm a real athlete. I'm a sport athlete. He did football then parlayed that into doing a spear and jackhammer and then WCW let him go 250-0 and he got over. Let me beat Hulk Hogan in one minute, clean, for the title and see how my stock rises. It doesn't matter who you put in that situation. It just so happens they take the guy that couldn't wrestle for over a minute or two. And he's responsible for ruining Bret Hart's career and others and I could go on. There's multiple reasons why I don't like Goldberg and, foremost, it's because he doesn't deserve it."
He's completely right
Wanting to wrestle Brock Lesnar:
> "I would have so much fun. I've actually dreamt about being in the ring with Brock and I don't do that often because I get in the ring with most people. I just dream of him kicking me really hard and me just jumping back and f—ing him up even harder."
WWE watching him:
> "I know they're watching (laughs). They like what they see. I think what they're kind of doing is, you know, when I had the tryout and they said yes and then they kind of strung me around and then said maybe and strung me around a little longer and said no. I think that was a big test. What's he going to do, quit? Run? Try to go back to MMA? What's he going to do? I think what I did was I stuck to my guns and I was like you're not going to sign me? Awesome. I'm going to make you guys regret that decision."
>B-b-but I am a HERO!
>I do it fer dem keeds! (and a massive payday)
reminder how to save WWE
The Dwayne is never coming back full time. He only shows up a few times a year to bury somebody, shill his shitty movies and fail at putting Ramen over.
>>2404512
>wanting the ruck back
Anon pls
>AJ Styles having to carry another washed-up old fuck
Could we not?
The Big Guy tapped that too. Can Confirm. Don't ask how.
Source to this Paige's best friend.
based big guy
can confirm
source: I'm the book in the pouch in front of ryback
Explain to me in clear English and with proven citations that there has ever been a man more based in the history of the human race than pic related.
I mean, maybe Jesus?
But for all we know, Rusev is also the son of God.
Forget a green jacket, Bartholometty can't even afford a shirt.
>>2404481
>putting God over
Is the storyline that both of these guys are scared of each other?
>AJ tries to ambush Shane instead of a fair fight
>Shane sneaks past him to the ring
>AJ comes out and tries to apologise to get out of fighting
>Shane sucker punches him
They're a pear of cowards.
>a pear
You sayin' they're fruits?
I think the storyline is that Shane doesn't actually want to hurt AJ, given those little kitten punches and him missing by a foot on that elbow drop.
>>2404468
...And remember, our tomorrows are never guaranteed.
>Jim Rosses wife went over
>Based big dime moped was left lying when it should've went over
>>2404435
Faggio*
>>2404432
I hope it's my turn tomorrow, thanks for inspiring me to get out there anon!
I kind of want to give him a hug
I want to put him in a wig and make him suck Woods' cock
Del Perro will get a new broad in a couple of years. Paige will an hero.
The leaks have changed literally nothing, they were doomed anyway and I would have made that prediction last month too.
>>2404443
>couple of years
I'm sure he has a few now.
Did anyone here attend the WWE house show Allentown Pennsylvania? me and my friends went to the show in the bleachers and saw people who sat up the front get free roman reigns shirts and signs. The shirts were black with blue fists and the signs said all random pro roman things, they were given out during a break right after a match between sami zayne and finn balor vs kevin ownes and samoa joe.
im just asking you guys if this is a regular thing when you go to house shows? or are the WWE trying to create more shills?
>>2404384
if anyone wants crowd reaction or info on the matches just let me know, finn balors match was awesome, probably he best match on the card
No man, they only do that for Allentown audiences.
>>2404408
Pennsylvania is a shit hole, nobody will argue against that
He will put an end to WWE's globalization and place all E-drones on suicide watch!
I honestly want a Love Live x NJPW crossover
Implying Americans care about Nippon Wrestling.
Implying Vince wouldn't crush them.
Implying Vince won't buy them out by 2018.
Weebs are retarded and delusional.
http://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/buyout-ring-honor-wwe/#.WNMVDxIrJE4?platform=hootsuite
>Pro Wrestling Sheet has learned WWE and Sinclair Broadcast Group have recently discussed a potential buyout of Ring of Honor in secret … this according to sources.
>Multiple sources with direct knowledge tell us the companies have been talking since January and things have been slowly progressing, with the plan being a full takeover if the deal is made official.
>This would include the weekly TV show beginning to air on the WWE Network. No word at this point on whether every wrestler on the roster would continue working in ROH if it happens.
>Keep in mind, there’s no actual deal on the table right now and discussions are simply that. This means the buyout could always fall through if both sides can’t agree on specifics.
>>2404227
ROH fags on suicide watch. Plz Vince buy out New Japan next! The butthurt would be glorious!
I hope Vince swerves them and just closes it down. It's so not worth it and them ending would actually improve other indies
https://mobile.twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/844764207178428420
What the fuck is this in my NXT? Why is it so ugly?
>>2404210
Goddamn her ring gear looks like dogshit.
>>2404245
*she* looks dogshit
What is that? She's not a signee is she?
Why does /asp/ hate Maffew?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4hjIYJG91zk
>>2404166
Jesus Christ. Signing Paige was a mistake.
>>2404166
Not only is Maffew a literal faggot, he's also a wootist
>>2404169
Based Johnny Ace working you
Hey, /asp/. You're a bunch of dumb contrarian marks. Does that mean you like Ryback?
Not even this place is this retarded.
>>2404156
Even antismarks cant get behind that.
Anyone who doesn't like the Big Guy is confirmed a cuck