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why do WWE never talk about how Austin vs Vince match was the segment that finally beat Nitros winning streak?

they are always fixated on DX and the tank

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close but its this here

get both

Both you poorfag

>>2400968
sankyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>2400909
Probably the reason Mauro wasn't on the show.

>>2400909
miz looks like a generic white dad with a hat on

Go with Hollywood Hogan, brother HH

Sorry it's sideways. Posting from my phone.

>>2400698

If you're Smackdown, draft HBK and Flair and have a 6 month feud over the Cruiserweight title culminating in a Ladder Match at No Mercy.

Christian kicks Shawn in the dick the next Smackdown and steals the title.

Anything else is incorrect booking.

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op here

they fucking gave the Vertebreaker to this fucking kid with a green lantern tattoo.. by gawd the day that wrestling died

Hurricane's finishers were the Shining Wizard and the Eye of the Hurricane or occasionally the Choke Slam

He hardly ever used the Verterbreaker.

Also he was over as fuck with the Hurricane gimmick.
3rd best merch seller in the company after Rock and Austin, ahead of HHH, HBK, Undertaker, Bork and all the WCW flops.

Mastodons btfo.

You now remember him trying to get Rosey over in 2003. dubbing him a Super Hero In Training and them coming out as Hurricane and S.H.I.T.

Maryse is the hottest Nikki Bella

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>>2400621
Based Miz giving me a reason for giving a shit about an intergender tag match. His promos have been GOAT and this was the funniest segment WWE has aired in years.

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>it's only a matter of time until John Cena and Nikka un-originally dress up like Miz and Maryze
if that doesn't happen when we might get a new rap diss from Cena.

>>2400606
Based Gay Cops deserve a push.

>>2400613
>Gays
>Push

Not in my America

Just, seriously? No and stop.
Someone get this hothead the fuck out of here mods put the booze and cp away and get this out

>>2400605
i dont catch him and he lands on his head. the end.

>>2400605
*suffers from career ending injury*

>>2400458
Has she even been on tv since that Emuhleena bullshit? She's totes getting shitcanned for reals this time.

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That one where everybody shoots on Paige.

>>2400441

https://youtu.be/mKkn82LKigw?t=23m7s

Cornette blasting Vince and the Clique

Every time Cena gets so BTFO from truth bombs all he can say in response is:

>"Fine speech."

Roman Reigns:

>>2400434
Gaytch's peak year was 2000 imo, wasn't fat, great matches constantly, unexploded quads

>>2400457
in ring yes, but always felt his promos weren't that great until the 2005 feud against Batista and the split with Ric

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>>2400350
>fat
>Samoan
>no chest or abs
>sexy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Move over for defined jaw Randy

>>2400402
delete this post right fucking now

>>2400318
The juice and pills causing Vince's brain and other parts to deteriorate. Won't be surprised if his brain goes and he strangles one of Steph's kids at the McMahon family BBQ.

>>2400318

>Fuck that car, I'll just buy a new one.

>>2400359
Vince is going blind

>mad he never got "you deserve it"

Ironic considering he deserved his status as a career lower-midcarder

>>2400310
He's right though but the WWE allowed this kind of behavior to flourish.

Now they're paying the price and these smarks who chant shit think that they can influence the show or throw off a wrestler just by shitcanting.

Full Sail sperglords should stay on NXT and not bring their garbage to Raw or Smackdown.

>>2400329
Mutinous crowds and shitchanting predates "Full Sail" by literal decades. 18+

>Full Sail has a capacity of 400
>somehow manages to pack out WWE TV arenas worldwide

Randy Orton along with Batista and HHH are people who should Never be faces.

>>2400230

Batista was fun in 2006-2007, and HHH was entertaining with HBK during their DX comeback but I will agree Randy was GOAT as legend killer

>>2400214
because rko outta nowhere became a meme so they made a face for the kids

stupid stupid stupid