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>>2467965
MINUS FIVE STARS

>MeltzGOAT was right about the tiny terrier main eventing
How does he keep getting away with it

>>2467965
I never doubted you, Meltz

Wasn't he saying wonderful when they first came out?

And also this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSaA9tpFNma/

https://streamable.com/sjjjo

>>2467946
They were in character in the WWE snapchat

>>2467792
>giving a fuck about a staged proposal

how gay are you

>>2467820
Check it out again when Cena puts the ring on her. He's fucking shaking like a mother fucker, he was scared. It was pretty genuine.

Imagine being such a mark that you boo a marriage proposal

>>2467726
Shane is a good worker though

>>2467774
Yeah, but he's what, 50 years old?
A fat 50 year old man put on a better performance than men and women who are 20 years younger than him.

Ladder match was MOTN

Shane did a great job though and his match was far better than it had any right to be.

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At least until they get absolute rights over the gimmick.

TNA is being nazis about the gimmick so we'll see.

>>2467697

>implying this is a bad thing

Time for the long awaited return of the GOAT theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UssdX_l-XyY

They're back as BROKEN.

They said on WWE snap they DELETED The Clubs title reign and then Matt did his based laugh.

>No Holds Barred
>Rope Breaks still count

lmao so many people on twitter were complaining about this too

>LAST LAST RIDE

>FAILS THE LAST LAST RIDE

If this means a bunch of fat marks like you stop watching, then this was the day wrestling was saved

>>2467531
>two star match

that's generous, I gave it minus 1 star

>>2467531
>I may in fact stop watching wrestling.

Okay..I don't care.

Even the spear was botched lol

all taker's fault

vince and hhh should have injected mark with their prestine steroids

>>2467517
Yeah, Roman can't even lift the undertaker for a reversal. Duh fuuture

>>2467488
>Owens vs Jericho - 3.5
This match was solid, just a little bit weaker than the cruiserweight match. I would have liked to see them both reach deeper into their movesets than they did.
>Raw Women's Championship - 3.75
Surprisingly good. Nia looked better than she ever has. Sasha and Charlotte got to scuffle again after taking a bit of a break from each other. Charlotte goading Sasha into diving on Bayley was a fun way to poke at the Sasha heel turn everyone expected without having to actually go with the obvious heel turn. Since we didn't see that heel turn, Bayley winning was the right choice to deliver a feel-good moment. Charlotte's fireworks were 5/5.
>Raw Tag Team Ladder Match - 3.25
I couldn't tell if Matt was still doing the Broken gimmick or not. He did the delete gesture a couple of times but he seemed to tone down the character. It was a great surprise and a fun match but it plays into my number one Mania complaint which was that there was too mucb of a focus on old acts to really be the "New Era".

>The Cenas vs The Miz-es - 2
It became too obvious too fast that Miz would go down with one AA for me to invest in any of his offense. Also Cena did a shit job selling Miz's offense. It's a shame because the crowd really wanted to get behind Miz. All of the build-up for a wet fart and an honestly shit proposal. How does proposing at Wrestlemania do anything to combat the notion that they are a TV couple?
>Seth vs HHH - 2.75
Bland. Decent selling on Seth's part but far too slow of a pace. Still it had good spots and it's always nice to see Steph eat it.
>Bray vs Orton - 3
Decent. It was bogged down by card placement. It was bogged down by the anticlimactic RKO ending. It was bogged down by Bray not having enough time to be champion, although that's not to imply Randy winning is what made it a bad match. That was, however, the best video package of the night.
>Brock vs Goldber - 1
It is what it is, which is a shit match. Neither wrestler did anything impressive besides when Brock leaped over Goldberg's head. The fact that Goldberg is finished and probably not wrestling again makes the last few months feel non-canon.
>Smackdown Women's Championship - 2.5
This wasn't all bad. It honestly could have been a lot worse considering how many wrestlers had to be fit into such a short match. But the women pulled off a halfway watchable match using the shit hand they were dealt.
>Roman vs Undertaker - 0
Fuck you. Main event? Fuck you. Regardless of what you think about Reigns, this was not a main event. It was barely a match. Undertaker looked ready to drop dead. Fuck everything.

>>2467488
>>2467809
>>2468120
faggot

>>2467448
>dat old Matt Hardy pic

lol

Is this 2004?

>>2467448
All shit except Neville and Asuka

>>2467446
I could have had a better match.

5 outta what?

>>2467446
Worst match of the day night easily.
Neither of them can't wrestle.

Thanks god the Hardyz are back to save the WWE.

>>2467439
Press L to laugh in face

>>2467439
Is he going to an hero?

He's going to hug and thank Undercarder.

>>2467423
WORKED

BBDWTOS

>>2467423
I don't have Twitter, but I have recognized that a check mark by the persons name means he is a celebrity of some kind.

Who the fuck is this smark?

Smarks on suicide watch

Learn to cut a promo. As a bonus, do it without swearing.

>>2467686
Omega can cut a promo better than 95% of the WWE roster, why do think they want him so bad?

>BEGGING FOR AN AUDIENCE

THE STATE OF NEW JAKEK